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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-09 23:04:34 Reply

So. Maiden were pretty awesome :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-09 23:22:09 Reply

At 3/9/11 12:57 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: So... High On Fire...

What album to get first ???

I started with Death Is This Communion first, and I liked it, but I couldn't get into the type of music (I was relatively new to stoner metal). I bought the Snakes for the Divine CD and enjoyed it, and Death Is This Communion is more enjoyable to me now. Also, Blessed Black Wings is a good place to start as well.

Hey guys, The Chasm are a really good band.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 02:34:59 Reply

At 3/9/11 04:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 3/9/11 04:32 AM, K2LU wrote: What are people's opinions on Tool?
Not under the metal category, though.

Meh. Where else would I ask?

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 04:15:57 Reply

At 3/9/11 07:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I think we all ought to be in agreement that Bill's the horseman again.

YES!!

Somebody brought up Pagan's Mind. I think they're pretty damn good, yet I still haven't gotten any of their albums. I used to listen to them on Pandora a lot. Of Epic Questions always stuck out in my mind.

I've put them on the list to listen to on Spotify so I'll give them a shot.

Although a lot of you guys seem to agree that Korpiklaani sucks, well, I think their early stuff is good, especially when you're drinking.

I like to drink so surely I can get enjoyment from Korpiklaani going beyond a few songs.

Caress of Steel

Is it really a good album? Something about it tells me to not get it until I have nothing but leftovers to pick up.

At 3/9/11 11:04 PM, PenisClown wrote: So. Maiden were pretty awesome :D

Tell us something we don't know.

At 3/10/11 02:34 AM, K2LU wrote: Meh. Where else would I ask?

Now's a good time to bring back the Progressive Rock Club.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 08:01:04 Reply

At 3/9/11 11:04 PM, PenisClown wrote: So. Maiden were pretty awesome :D
Tell us something we don't know.

I watched Janick battle a 9 foot Eddie alien that was jerking off.


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 12:30:37 Reply

So, new Anaal Nathrakh album on the way.

Fuck yea!

That is all.


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 13:21:30 Reply

At 3/10/11 12:30 PM, Oppugnant wrote:

I haven't seen you in AGES! How've you been?

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 14:28:59 Reply

At 3/9/11 04:32 AM, K2LU wrote: What are people's opinions on Tool?

I fucking adore them, Danny is insane and Maynard is just amazing.


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 15:03:59 Reply

At 3/10/11 12:30 PM, Oppugnant wrote: So, new Anaal Nathrakh album on the way.

Fuck yea!

That is all.

Ajajajajajajajajajajajaja.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 16:58:34 Reply

At 3/10/11 12:30 PM, Oppugnant wrote: So, new Anaal Nathrakh album on the way.

Fuck yea!

That is all.

I must hear. Any details so far?

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 18:20:43 Reply

At 3/9/11 08:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 3/9/11 04:15 PM, AniMetal wrote: Nah, COB is the lowest of the low - the only band lower is brokeNCYDE.
No. They mixed Power Metal, Melodic Death Metal and Neoclassical Metal in a very unique way, back when they started.

And Glam Rock!


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 18:43:28 Reply

At 3/10/11 05:08 PM, batman64 wrote: Brothers and Sisters.
Let the partying begin, play the Metal loud and clear.
Let it be known that from this moment on I am once again a Horseman.

Fuck yeaaa!

boner for Bill

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 18:44:34 Reply

At 3/9/11 08:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: They mixed Power Metal, Melodic Death Metal and Neoclassical Metal in a very unique way, back when they started. There is a ton of uninspired shitty bands like Devildriver or Waking The Cadaver who suck far more than CoB. I could hardly see you arguing that I'm wrong.

LOLOLOLOL

Okay okay okay, let me try again.

If you discard COB's first two albums, which are decent, they're one of the shittiest bands around.

ALSO YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS DUFF BUT...nearly every COB riff ever made has been stolen from Manowar.

Also, alexi gets too fucking drunk live to even play his own shittie songs.


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 19:25:27 Reply

At 3/10/11 07:21 PM, batman64 wrote: Not sure what to do next, possibly Brutal Truth.

Have you considered reviewing any releases from Motörhead? I'm sure you have tons to say about them and they could do with more reviews.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 22:44:54 Reply

At 3/10/11 05:08 PM, batman64 wrote: Hey Ponos, I'm a Horseman again.

I never accepted that you weren't.

So, here's some info on the festivities of the festival I went to.

We walked to the train station. We had joints, and shots. We decided to finish the joints. We got on the train. The train was packed as fuck. So we had our shots on the train.

We could of totally snuck weed in, smoking it all first was a shit idea. But I got there wasted anyway.

The first band I watched was Monster Magnet. They were really good, they played Dopes For Infinity and good songs and shit. Would of been great on acid.

Bullet For My Valentine started playing afterwards so I got the fuck out of there. They are crap.

Went and watched High on Fire. The set went something like

How Dark We Pray
Face of Oblivion
Frost Hammer
Ghost Neck
Snakes For the Divine

I was pretty bummed they didn't play longer. Matt Pike's vocals were really good, his guitar playing was sloppy and I was expecting that from what I've seen on Youtube. The bass player and drummer are not sloppy at all.

His black tooth grin is gorgeous.

After they finished there was a stage behind me where Dimmu Borgir were playing. I went to see if they were laughable. They were pretty laughable. Their music is awful. Apparently they haven't played Australia before this festival.

Watched Slayer, was standing in a terrible spot where I could only hear Kerry King. I really should have fucking moved because I wanted to hear both guitars for fucks sake. I now appreciate King's playing more though. Dave Lombardo rocked the shit, I fucking love that guy.

I have no idea who the replacement for Jeff was.

I missed the Sword because they played at noon, very devo about that.

After Slayer, Kylesa played.

Kylesa were totally better than what I was expecting. Two drummers, that was cool. Phillip Cope, godfather of the Savannah sludge scene, looking right at me. The guitarist chick, totally hotter than I was expecting. I could see her nipples too. I would fuck Laura Pleasants so hard. They played stuff off Spiral Shadow and some other albums but they picked really heavy good songs hey, the delivery was flawless, even the bass player was impressive.

Then I went and watched a bit of Queens of the Stone Age, but after seeing Kylesa and High on Fire they weren't that impressive. I caught some cool songs:

Sick, Sick, Sick
Burn the Witch
Monsters in the Parasol
Mexicola
Little Sister
In My Head
Go With The Flow

And then I decided to rock up early to Melvins :D :D :D But I missed them play Regular John, which I wanted to see.

So, I rocked up to Melvins early. I was kind of sprinting to the stage. Then I leapt through the air, a bit like Bruce Dickinson, into the second row. Dale and Coady were making sure their drums were all good. I yelled out "DAAAAAAAAALE, YOU FUCKING RUUUUUUULE". Everyone's like, where's Buzzo? He's over there somewhere. Anyway, Buzzo appears.

They open the set with noise. Dale and Coady are blasting the fuck out their kids, Buzzo and Jared feedbacking, and Buzzo starts making fun of the crowd by going "WOOO WooooOOOO WOOOooOOO WOOO WOOO" just like the crowd have been doing.

Then they kicked into 'The Water Glass'. The song works really fucking well live. When I first chucked on their new album I was like wtf is going on but it all makes sense live. They played Evil New War God after that. Wait, I'll do the list

Feedback
The Water Glass
Evil New War God
The Talking Horse
Blood Witch
Anaconda

Yes..... They fucking played Anaconda from Bullhead. I kind of shat my pants and moshed my tits off while yelling bullshit lyrics.

LIKE A SWORD OF LORA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

They played some more songs, and when they finished they sung us a goodbye song, complete with Dale and Coady flexing their arms and singing doo wop back up vocals.

Best live show I've ever seen.

Melvins started at the same time as Iron Maiden, but Iron Maiden were still going so I went and watched them. Their live show was mad, and I heard:

Dance of Death
The Trooper
Blood Brothers - Meh
Some shit song
Hallowed Be Thy Name
Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden
Running Free

Forgot a couple I think. Best moment of Maiden was Bruce's accent

"Yeah I'm pissed off I have to get up at 7 tomorrow to fly a play to North Korea, we quite like Australia, we wanted to stay a few months and get fucking trolleyed"

And when they played Iron Maiden and that brutal fucking 9 foot alien robot thing came out and Janick was running around it and through it's legs.

Hopefully the line up next year is awesome too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-10 23:08:57 Reply

At 3/10/11 10:44 PM, PenisClown wrote: I have no idea who the replacement for Jeff was.

Gary fucking Holt, dude.

You know, Exodus.

R.I.P. Exodus, 1983-2004 - they died the day they hired rob dukes on vocals.

But overall that sounds like a hell of a time, glad you had fun dude!


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 00:22:23 Reply

At 3/10/11 11:08 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/10/11 10:44 PM, PenisClown wrote: I have no idea who the replacement for Jeff was.
Gary fucking Holt, dude.

You know, Exodus.

Ah, he looked pretty metal. I thought it was the dude from Sword when I looked at him.

I think Gary Holt played one solo and Kerry King played 20.

I forgot, Maiden played Fear of the Dark too.

My two favourite Maiden songs are Revelations and Powerslave, and they didn't play them :(


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At 3/10/11 04:58 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 3/10/11 12:30 PM, Oppugnant wrote: So, new Anaal Nathrakh album on the way.
I must hear. Any details so far?

Yea bro

Looks and sounds totally badass :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 04:22:28 Reply

At 3/10/11 08:08 PM, batman64 wrote: Actually I have considering I have heard damn near every Motorhead album, it's just a matter of picking out which one to review and being in the right frame of mind for it.

Would it be possible to review them all chronologically?

At 3/10/11 10:44 PM, PenisClown wrote: "Yeah I'm pissed off I have to get up at 7 tomorrow to fly a play to North Korea, we quite like Australia, we wanted to stay a few months and get fucking trolleyed"

Wait what? North Korea?

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 04:28:37 Reply

At 3/10/11 01:21 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 3/10/11 12:30 PM, Oppugnant wrote:
I haven't seen you in AGES! How've you been?

Soz double post,Yea it's been ages,don't spend so much time on the computer now... but I've been awesome, went to Soundwave Festival in Melbourne and saw some amazing bands like; The Sword, High on Fire, Slash, Dimmu Borgir, QOTSA, All That Remains and Protest The Hero etc etc.

And I've just enrolled in a tertiary pre-exam course to prepare myself to join the Police here.

What's new around here?


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 05:42:52 Reply

Trying to see how many of the people on my friends list I can offend on facebook. I think it's safe to say that if nobody gets offended that I say offensive things too often.

Also, Ponos I can't seem to find you on facebook this fine evening. Is there something you'd like to tell the class? Haha.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 12:42:23 Reply

Well I got one person to take me off their friends list. That wasn't as fun as I had hoped. Most people thought what I was doing was funny. Disappointed.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 14:38:34 Reply

At 3/10/11 06:44 PM, AniMetal wrote: If you discard COB's first two albums, which are decent, they're one of the shittiest bands around.

lmfao! What kind of statement is that?! You could say that about any band! 'If you discard the good albums they're actually quite shit' Terrible logic :P

ALSO YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS DUFF BUT...nearly every COB riff ever made has been stolen from Manowar.

I've noticed this however

Also, alexi gets too fucking drunk live to even play his own shittie songs.

And this

So you're still somewhat sexy ;P

Attack Attack! - Smokahontas

Dalnaki will love that one lololololol


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 15:45:57 Reply

Well boys it looks like I did have fun on facebook. My cousins called me a demon and blocked me. Haha.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 15:58:08 Reply

At 3/11/11 03:45 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Well boys it looks like I did have fun on facebook. My cousins called me a demon and blocked me. Haha.

pssshhhh.... people are fucking weird. What are you saying thats getting people to unfriend you?


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 16:16:07 Reply

UneXpect put a new track out. pretty cool.

I got some more Kekal albums. I listened to a Thousand Thoughts of Violence yesterday, which is an awesome album, and I'm enjoying Acidity right now (aside from a few seconds on the third track, at about 1:23 or so). I'll listen to the Habit of Fire another time. I wish I could find their new album, 8, though. I already have Audible Minority, so aside from 8, that leaves me with their first couple albums to get.

I also got My Arms your Hearse and Blackwater Park by Opeth. I listened to MAYH. It's alright. Not much really stuck out for me like Still Life. will probably listen again sometime.

I got a couple Ephel Duath albums, too. I used to think they were annoying, but I listened to some stuff on Youtube and decided to get some albums.

And I got the new Vanden Plas album. still haven't listened to it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 16:17:41 Reply

At 3/11/11 03:58 PM, Anti-pie wrote: pssshhhh.... people are fucking weird. What are you saying thats getting people to unfriend you?

I was saying shit like this all morning:

Breaking news: Economic experts worried as Japan's economy expected to dive after a severe hit to Japan's used underwear vending machine industry bringing soggy drawers to all y'all bitches.

and

This tsunami is going to have serious repercussions for Japan's octopus porn industry.

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At 3/11/11 04:17 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I was saying shit like this all morning:

Breaking news: Economic experts worried as Japan's economy expected to dive after a severe hit to Japan's used underwear vending machine industry bringing soggy drawers to all y'all bitches.

and

This tsunami is going to have serious repercussions for Japan's octopus porn industry.

Are you serious? Thats just funny. God people take things seriously and get all butt hurt.


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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 18:20:00 Reply

I know. The whole thing was hilarious. They started losing the argument and started trying to claim I was using facebook as a soapbox even though they're the ones that publicly tried to call me out. Then they tried deleting the post from my wall to hide how stupid they were. But I've got it all saved in emails since I get notifications so the lulz will go on.

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Response to Metal Hell 2011-03-11 20:18:30 Reply

Only now I tried out Darkthrone (Panzerfaust to be precise on what I was listening to) and I actually enjoyed what I heard from them.

At 3/11/11 08:06 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 3/10/11 06:44 PM, AniMetal wrote: If you discard COB's first two albums, which are decent, they're one of the shittiest bands around.
Weird, COB's third album has the highest score on MA and their fourth album scores higher than their second.

Usually I wouldn't use MA as a reliable source for general thoughts but considering the flak COB get, it's surprising to see some high overall ratings for them.