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Shit, am I really the only one who has played BattleTanx?
At 12/17/10 02:38 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Shit, am I really the only one who has played BattleTanx?
That would be a yes.
Have 10 girlfriends to help populate the world and if one is a bitch, then she doesn't get any more loven lol
First I'd wonder how I got a girlfriend out of nowhere. Second, I would play video games. Then I'd wake up and realize it was all a dream, but find out it really wasn't and have to save her from some sort of bad guy. Or guys.
Hold on here, so in the equation there are only ten women left on planet right? But does it mean that I would be the only man left, or are all the cock blockers alive?
Case one: Hell, the 10 womens have no other choice to sleep with me for reproduction. My girlfriend would proably be all little uncomfortable with the situation at first, but would later accept it since incest is just wrong.
Case two: I would proably be dead under the first ten seconds, since I expect that the mens first idea would be "Let's keep our priority on reproducting, and safe keep a steady goal to a better tomorrow" ~ some douce. It would be more like "Dibs on blondie!", and I would be killed by horny men.
I'm going to die one day XD
At 12/16/10 11:09 PM, SeanJoystick wrote: SELL HER HSELL HER FOR cASh and ASSS!!!
wouldn't selling her drop the ass from this equation?
or do you mean just selling her body? cuz that's cash and profit.
BattleTanx has it right. Wipe out the competition, therefore she has no choice. That, and give her good loving all the time. And actually use her "stupid date ideas" and fucking enjoy them.
At 12/16/10 10:53 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:At 12/16/10 10:47 PM, Yrtnej wrote:Chain her up in my basement.
What do you do to keep her?
yup best plan ever
a day without blood is like a day without sunshine!
Sing Sweet Child o' Mine in my usual way that she likes (off key and terribly) to get her to stay with me, promising to sing some Iron Maiden.
Do you hear them now?
At 12/16/10 10:47 PM, Yrtnej wrote: There are 10 women left on earth. One of them is your girlfriend.
What do you do to keep her?
Woah, woah woah, hold on a second - you're neglecting to tell us about the other nine. Kelly Brook might be in there, for example. If Kelly was one of the last 10 women on the planet, I might just go and take my chances.
Alternatively, if they are munters, being the final 9 of the 10, I'd say "You've seen the equipment, you've given it a test drive. If you want it, let's go."
At 12/16/10 11:44 PM, ICY-HURR wrote:At 12/16/10 11:16 PM, Yrtnej wrote: At 12/16/10 11:14 PM, JulesGatz wrote:YOU. MY FRIENDS. ARE MORNONS
But yet, you said "MorNons.
I rest my case.
"jesus came down and told me to stop using the lord's name in vain and i was all like "fuck u bitch" shit ws so cahs$$$$$$" - Irrelephant
At 12/17/10 06:02 AM, Mismo wrote: Hold on here, so in the equation there are only ten women left on planet right? But does it mean that I would be the only man left, or are all the cock blockers alive?
Good question. There are 3.5 billion men on Earth still, but only 10 women.
At 12/17/10 08:20 AM, dread2760 wrote: Reproduce and start a girl farm, if the child is a boy abort it and try again. I shall then sell the children and get rich.
Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. But you would need an ultrasound and some experience in abortion.
Are there only ten women on earth and one of them is my girlfriend?, I find that impossible, right now there are 3.500 million of women on earth and none of them is my girlfriend.