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Malachy's Mystery Box

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Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:27:07


I ignored the mail man on Saturday and didn't have time to run to the post office where they were holding my box of wonders hostage until 20 minutes ago.

Contents included:
- 1 Medium women's green NG logo shirt complete with one pin left stuck in it. ouch. The wife refuses to wear it so I guess there's a christmas present for my sister this year.
- 2 Snow Snow for Lucy discs
- A copy of Soul Calibur 3 for PS2 with some "trans|mission" demo disk
- Mind Chamber patch
- Some toy from a TV show I probably watched as a kid. It's metal and looks badass.
- A very mini football with a Polaroid with "Go long, Josh!" written on it.
- Some greenish CD with Japanese all over it
- A fortune cookie that was eaten before I had a chance to take a picture (says: "Someone is speaking well of you.")
- Tankmen stickers
- New Kids on the Block trading cards
- Dr. Shroud sticker
- NG Postcard
- some "Plugirl maker online" card... I just don't want to know
- And my favorite, a paperback copy of Terry Pratchett's Soul Music. I have the full Discworld series already, but it is all in my dad's attic since I moved this summer so I may re-read it. One of my favorite of the series.

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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:29:17


and what earned you the right to this mystery box?


cop

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:31:21


They sure love giving out that Snow Snow for Lucy DVD.

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:31:53


At 10/13/10 01:29 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: and what earned you the right to this mystery box?

I'm better than you.


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:32:50


At 10/13/10 01:31 PM, Malachy wrote:
At 10/13/10 01:29 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: and what earned you the right to this mystery box?
I'm better than you.

sure you are


cop

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:33:01


At 10/13/10 01:29 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: and what earned you the right to this mystery box?

fifteen dollars and the motivation to click the "buy" option in the NG store.

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:33:34


At 10/13/10 01:33 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
At 10/13/10 01:29 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: and what earned you the right to this mystery box?
fifteen dollars and the motivation to click the "buy" option in the NG store.

$24 with shipping.


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:46:43


New Kids on The Block trading cards, you say? Oh my!

that hilarious. Why do they even have those?

autistic screeching

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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 13:54:26


I went and googled Plugirl Maker Online and apparently it's the most in-depth 'perfect girl' sim...

If you got the game itself, then that would be somewhere along the line of "holy shit win".

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 14:16:37


Awesome book there.


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 14:19:48


mods arent allowed to have their own mystery box threads :(

You'll be demodded soon


None

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 14:20:43


At 10/13/10 02:19 PM, Luis wrote: mods arent allowed to have their own mystery box threads :(

You'll be demodded soon

aww snap. thats a buzzkill.

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 14:23:06


At 10/13/10 02:19 PM, Luis wrote: mods arent allowed to have their own mystery box threads :(

You'll be demodded soon

i can take his place


cop

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 14:33:09


At 10/13/10 02:23 PM, Prometheus13 wrote:
At 10/13/10 02:19 PM, Luis wrote: mods arent allowed to have their own mystery box threads :(

You'll be demodded soon
i can take his place

sure if you buy a mystery box and make a thread.

dont hold me to those words....

None

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 14:37:29


At 10/13/10 02:33 PM, Luis wrote: some master admin NG'er stuff

i think there must be an another way


cop

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 14:54:15


At 10/13/10 02:19 PM, Luis wrote: mods arent allowed to have their own mystery box threads :(

You'll be demodded soon

oh god whyyy

At 10/13/10 01:46 PM, Cootie wrote: New Kids on The Block trading cards, you say? Oh my!

that hilarious. Why do they even have those?

I dunno, but I'm sure as hell going to keep them in a climate controlled locked box for a few years to keep their very high value.


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 15:09:20


That's all pretty good stuff, except for SC3. That game was terrible. I'm jealous of the book, though.

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 15:15:39


At 10/13/10 01:33 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
At 10/13/10 01:29 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: and what earned you the right to this mystery box?
fifteen dollars and the motivation to click the "buy" option in the NG store.

And sadly, he may be the last one, since Mystery Boxes are out of print and no longer available.


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Anything else you need?

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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 16:33:13



And sadly, he may be the last one, since Mystery Boxes are out of print and no longer available.

that's the shit, bad news.

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 19:04:46


At 10/13/10 03:15 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
At 10/13/10 01:33 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
At 10/13/10 01:29 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: and what earned you the right to this mystery box?
fifteen dollars and the motivation to click the "buy" option in the NG store.
And sadly, he may be the last one, since Mystery Boxes are out of print and no longer available.

I believe there were 2 or 3 shipments of mystery boxes...guess it was kind of Spring cleaning at the office and next time they clutter up the office again, they might have more mystery boxes someday.


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 19:07:04


Lucky, Timmy's was shitty.


IRC : 36in

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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 19:07:53


At 10/13/10 07:07 PM, DP36 wrote: Lucky, Timmy's was shitty.

Timmy's was the shit.


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 19:15:38


At 10/13/10 07:10 PM, towellyfan wrote: I looked at someone else's mystery box post and all they had were dirty t shirts and used condoms, do some mods have better luck than others or something?

Nah, it's just that we all dislike Timmy.

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 22:47:01


At 10/13/10 07:15 PM, liljim wrote:
At 10/13/10 07:10 PM, towellyfan wrote: I looked at someone else's mystery box post and all they had were dirty t shirts and used condoms, do some mods have better luck than others or something?
Nah, it's just that we all dislike Timmy.

Aw.


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 22:52:09


At 10/13/10 10:47 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 10/13/10 07:15 PM, liljim wrote:
At 10/13/10 07:10 PM, towellyfan wrote: I looked at someone else's mystery box post and all they had were dirty t shirts and used condoms, do some mods have better luck than others or something?
Nah, it's just that we all dislike Timmy.
Aw.

i would cheer you up timmy but im not cheery enough myself to do it so nice beard or whatever


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 22:53:58


At 10/13/10 10:47 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 10/13/10 07:15 PM, liljim wrote:
At 10/13/10 07:10 PM, towellyfan wrote: I looked at someone else's mystery box post and all they had were dirty t shirts and used condoms, do some mods have better luck than others or something?
Nah, it's just that we all dislike Timmy.
Aw.

I like Timmy.

HAHA JUST KIDDING LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT BEARD I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 22:58:53


HAHAHA you got a woman's NG shirt! Hahaha


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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 23:45:51


At 10/13/10 10:58 PM, KillerSkull wrote: HAHAHA you got a woman's NG shirt! Hahaha

He left out the part where it arrive still being worn by a woman. A fairly attractive woman. Like, a 7.5 out of 10 which, if you're being super-critical, is still really good.

Don't you feel silly now.


Happy with what you have to be happy with

you have to be happy with what you have

to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have

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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 23:50:16


At 10/13/10 10:53 PM, Ptero wrote: HAHA JUST KIDDING LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT BEARD I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

Go fuck yourself, you conceited, wretched human.

Timmy is my life bro. We are beard brothers. For life. Because we are bros.

I even drew him a picture.

Cause we are bros for life.

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Response to Malachy's Mystery Box 2010-10-13 23:53:52


At 10/13/10 11:50 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Go fuck yourself, you conceited, wretched human.

Timmy is my life bro. We are beard brothers. For life. Because we are bros.

I even drew him a picture.

Cause we are bros for life.

Sorry, Rig's beard held me up at gunpoint. I had no choice.