Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 05:14:56
Best. Story. EVAH!
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Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 05:43:55
At 10/1/10 08:14 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: No matter what happens, or how much his hit hurt... Hitting another guy in the nuts is a huge pussy move... Especially you, since you are another guy, you should know how much it hurts.
Everything depends on the situation. He was minding his own business and was struck for apparently no reason. This guy is obviously emotionally unstable and who knows if he'll continue attacking. If he feared that he was going to be seriously injured, the move is completely excusable. If anything, attacking an unaware man is a bitch move.
But there's really no point in saying whats fair and whats not. Rules only exist in sports fights. I doubt an attacker would drop his knife or gun because you told him it was a pussy move.
Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 14:12:21
At 11/23/11 02:11 PM, Ergox wrote: Okay, kids. Which one of you bumbed this 2010 thread?
I can see posts from when I was 14 years old a few pages back and it's annoying me...
I'm gonna start reading that now.
Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 14:48:47
I find it funny how this thread always gets bumped after I begin posting again after a hiatus.
I guess people are drawn to stories of exploding "testicals".
Response to I was punched in the face. 2011-11-23 15:13:21
At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.
Holy shit. Not only did I enjoy this story, I also cringed when I saw this. This is one of the best things I've seen all day.
Milestone, 1000'th post.
Response to I was punched in the face. 2012-01-29 00:29:01
Who the FUCK fights fair in a real fight? Almost nobody! You fucking fight to win! Sure, he might not be able to have children, but so what? HE started it.
As an afterthought, (ahem) Bro's befo' ho's.
Response to I was punched in the face. 2012-01-29 01:35:45
@Stoptalking - You know.. I'd never need a body guard, even if I was cripple boy... But I want you as a body guard for everywhere I go. Even if it's unnecessary and random I want you just to say to everybody "I made a guy's nuts explode into a bloody mess once" and then I can just Obama face after the story every time.
But more on topic now... This guy must have had tiny nuts
Response to I was punched in the face. 2012-01-29 12:12:30
:I had no idea why maybe because he thought i was flirting with her or something but i didn't want this ass to get away with punching me in the fucking face!
:I raised my right leg high and kicked him right in the nuts. I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome sight).
You, sir, are my hero.
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