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I was punched in the face.

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-01 22:49:21


At 10/1/10 10:33 PM, NiNjabaNaNa wrote: You say this guy is bigger than you?

Fight him straight up!

But don't kick him in his balls again, that is a dick move no matter what.

Pinch his nipple off if you wanna fight dirty!

Lol, dick move. It's funny.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-01 22:51:35


i lol'd irl. good job. that guy's a cunt, you're a hero etc


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-02 02:08:43


Seems like you aimed and hit the Target !

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-02 02:10:00


I don't think it was a Pussy move. It was kinda dirty, but he did suckerpunch you, and the guy sounds like an ass, so he deserved it.
However, be ready, I don't think a guy like that will forgive what you did so.... just be ready, you know ;). And hope he doesn't believe in the Eye for an Eye thing

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-02 02:24:39


At 10/2/10 02:10 AM, Archile wrote: I don't think it was a Pussy move. It was kinda dirty, but he did suckerpunch you, and the guy sounds like an ass, so he deserved it.
However, be ready, I don't think a guy like that will forgive what you did so.... just be ready, you know ;). And hope he doesn't believe in the Eye for an Eye thing

In this situation it's a nut for a nut. He did kick the jerk in the nuts after all.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-02 02:48:23


At 10/1/10 10:13 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: LIES!!! There is no such thing as a fair fight. It's a fucking FIGHT. He punched you and then you dropped his ass to the floor. Good for you.

Agreed. When the blows start flying, there's no such thing as a code of fucking conduct - you beat them down however the hell you can, and doing what you did was the right thing to do, especially since you had absolutely no experience and no idea how to defend yourself.

The best way to prepare is to actually learn how to fight - doesn't need to be anything too fancy, but enroll in for some basic classes of some basic fighting style or the like. Round Two comes, he's going to be guarding his balls and you want to know how to punch straight.

As for Target, don't worry about it - always other places for shopping.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-02 02:50:44


At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg

Jesus are you bionic?!

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 20:13:46


You are ryu's secret cousin

I was punched in the face.


Cause Why not?!

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 20:17:23


I lol'd. Hard.

But if this story isn't fake (or just exaggerated), great job man. You really showed that asshole.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 20:29:19


You made his cock explode with one kick? You're my fucking hero!


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 20:32:48


go to Self-defence class

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 20:35:30


I still remember that nut kicking! I'm going to fucking kill you!!!


now officially squidified!!!

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 20:50:54


At 10/1/10 08:14 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: No matter what happens, or how much his hit hurt... Hitting another guy in the nuts is a huge pussy move... Especially you, since you are another guy, you should know how much it hurts.

You also have to remember that the boyfriend sucker punched him. Motherfucker deserved his balls to a'splode.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 21:02:21


I like how all the kids in here who have never been hit are saying "You never hit a guy in the bawls that just wrong fagg harharhar"

These people have never been attacked, ethics, honor, and all that other bruce lee shit go out the door when you get hit.

He needs to not be such a douche and maybe your ball kicking will make him learn not to fuck with you, but if he attacks you again just tackle him to the ground and grapple his ass.

he may be big but unless he does highschool wrestling you can beat his ass with some simple grapples and a good elbow to the nose

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 21:36:45


At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote:
I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.

This is the greatest thing I have ever read in my life.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 21:40:35


That sucks. Good thing you gave that guy what was coming.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 21:41:38


At 10/1/10 08:28 PM, FireReign wrote:
At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.
This is the best sentence on the BBS right now.

My penis has been hurting ever since I read that.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 21:42:21


At 10/1/10 08:09 PM, Imaku wrote:
At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg
Dude.

Is that dude a DUDE?!?! or a Dude......


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 22:00:23


There is no way a single kick in the nuts can cause a penis to explode and gush blood from his pants.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 22:20:28


At 10/1/10 08:10 PM, Tetros wrote: Ch-Chuck Norris?

I just laughed my ass off, sir. Thank you.

But yeah, if you made his penis explode I think your set.


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 22:28:56


At 10/1/10 08:21 PM, lbenson1996 wrote: wow what a pussy you actually kicked him in the balls men DO NOT do that faggot.

only women do for protection against domestic abuse.

No, fuck that. I've never really been in a fight, but I tell you what, if I knew that this guy was stronger than me and could most likely kick my ass, I would go straight for the nuts. I may look like a bitch, but I'd look like a bitch walking away from a fight rather than one on the ground.

A win is a win.

Fudge dapping.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 22:30:39


here would be a couple of ways you can prepare for a fight, the first way is to punch a punching bag, shoot some targets, and shadowbox


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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 22:32:57


Uum... That's kinda disturbing...

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 22:34:18


At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: round two

It's always good to keep that in mind, especially if you're a snitch. Anyway, just watch some fighting videos, and take some martial arts lessons


Just call me Psycho for short.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 22:45:36


Dude you kicked him in the dick.

I hope he whoops your ass


All the cool kids have signature text

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 23:20:02


At 10/24/10 10:32 PM, epiclinkfan101 wrote: Uum... That's kinda disturbing...

what, the penis explosion part? =P
oh btw, i kno ur new here, so if u want to reply to anything, or make a quote, just put one : on the left of the text u want in the quote box and one on the right

See? =D :

And if u already knew this just tell me so i can feel like an idiot : =D :

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 23:34:10


At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome site).

Damn.


Because its tragic.

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Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 23:39:49


Target will let you back in if you explain it was an act of self defense.

but who wants to shop at target???

A lot of people have pictures for their signatures. But that's stupid. I'm not going to do that. That is so 2008. Not even kidding. Jeez, you guys are stoopid.

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-24 23:54:10


At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome site).

Something like this?

I was punched in the face.


^A post like that? Genius.^

Response to I was punched in the face. 2010-10-25 00:00:08


Way to be a ball buster.

*puts on sunglasses* oh yeahhh...


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