Today i went to target to get some soap when i happened to notice one of my friends shopping with her boyfriend. I went over to say hey when she was alone (since her boyfriend is like the biggest asshole on earth) After chatting for a few minutes i decided to say my good byes and head off when WABAM her boyfriend out of nowhere strikes me right in the face. I had no idea why maybe because he thought i was flirting with her or something but i didn't want this ass to get away with punching me in the fucking face!

Since I've never been in a fight before and since I've never got punched in the face before (trying to hold off the tears) I raised my right leg high and kicked him right in the nuts. I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome site). Of course this whole event didn't go unnoticed since he was screaming like a wild buffoon causing everyone at the store to look. The lovely target security guys escorted me out of the place and thats basically why i'm not allowed to shop at target anymore...

So yeah does anyone here know how to fight because i wanna prepare in case round two starts or something with this guy. Or does anyone else have a similar story to mine?

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg

Dude.

Hahaha, that asshole got what he deserved. I like you.

The way I read this was: StopTalking was punched in the face.

Did anyone else catch this?

No matter what happens, or how much his hit hurt... Hitting another guy in the nuts is a huge pussy move... Especially you, since you are another guy, you should know how much it hurts.

At 10/1/10 08:14 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: No matter what happens, or how much his hit hurt... Hitting another guy in the nuts is a huge pussy move... Especially you, since you are another guy, you should know how much it hurts.

I know I know but you got to understand this guy compare to me is like a fucking tank kicking him in the nuts seemed like the only option for me at the time.

Haha! I remember when I got punched in the face. Shit really sucked... I have an audio recording of it....
Good for you, that you kicked him in the balls. You could and should file assault charges. He attacked first, and it was self defense, but since he got injured, he probably can and might do that too.... Better to do it first, or you'll have a shit ton of court bills.
And target sucks. Dont shop there.

You did what you had to do. I don't blame you for it, it sounds like self defense. However, there's always two sides to every story. Did you explain your side of the story to Target Security or management?

At 10/1/10 08:19 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: Haha! I remember when I got punched in the face. Shit really sucked... I have an audio recording of it....
Good for you, that you kicked him in the balls. You could and should file assault charges. He attacked first, and it was self defense, but since he got injured, he probably can and might do that too.... Better to do it first, or you'll have a shit ton of court bills.
And target sucks. Dont shop there.

If anybody sues for something like this, they are the biggest fucking pussy ever. Sue happy people need to die.

If this is true, his over-aggressiveness still made him deserve it.

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.

This is the best sentence on the BBS right now.

Does the girl still like you?

and did she leave him you know, with his balls exploding and such.

At 10/1/10 08:28 PM, FireReign wrote:

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg.

This is the best sentence on the BBS right now.

So moist...

At 10/1/10 08:33 PM, kittehg0d wrote: Does the girl still like you?

and did she leave him you know, with his balls exploding and such.

It was pretty shocking for her to see this whole thing go down so i guess only time will time. Oh and i doubt she'll leave him after this whole ordeal since they been together for like 4 months...

At 10/1/10 08:09 PM, Imaku wrote:

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg

Dude.

Naw man, naw!

At 10/1/10 08:26 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: Sue happy people need to die.

Oh god how I agree with you. No one settles their problems like human beings anymore. It's all court court court.

At 10/1/10 08:10 PM, Tetros wrote:

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg

Ch-Chuck Norris?

No, more like, GOD KICK!

Fighting is for women. Whip out a blade and stab him in the neck. If you can't get a knife a ball point en works just the same.

Buy steel tipped boots. That's all the preparation you need for next time.

At 10/1/10 09:26 PM, boopooly wrote: i do not understand did you explode his testicals

?

boopooly

hahahahahahahahaha

At 10/1/10 09:28 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Fighting is for women. Whip out a blade and stab him in the neck. If you can't get a knife a ball point en works just the same.

I had to read that 4 timesas I was reading Paint Ball for some reason.

And I think that was the right thing to do, as long as Thats what happened. If she gave you like a Good bye hug/kiss or whatever, then I can see reason. But really, how did you make his crotch exploade with blood? Does your knee have like a hidden Blade or Some Shit?

Learn some type of martial arts, they'll teach you when and how to fight, and when you should just back down.

Carry around a bottle of sperm and next time to see him squirt it everywhere

:P lol

You say this guy is bigger than you?

Fight him straight up!

But don't kick him in his balls again, that is a dick move no matter what.

Pinch his nipple off if you wanna fight dirty!

At 10/1/10 08:21 PM, lbenson1996 wrote: wow what a pussy you actually kicked him in the balls men DO NOT do that faggot.

But I LOVE ripping the balls off of people and stapling them to their foreheads!

At 10/1/10 08:06 PM, stoptalking wrote: I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg

This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

go get castrated by a cows lower jaw. you fucking made that up.

At 10/1/10 10:33 PM, NiNjabaNaNa wrote: You say this guy is bigger than you?

Fight him straight up!

But don't kick him in his balls again, that is a dick move no matter what.

Pinch his nipple off if you wanna fight dirty!

Lol, dick move. It's funny.

i lol'd irl. good job. that guy's a cunt, you're a hero etc