I was punched in the face. 2010-10-01 20:06:04
Today i went to target to get some soap when i happened to notice one of my friends shopping with her boyfriend. I went over to say hey when she was alone (since her boyfriend is like the biggest asshole on earth) After chatting for a few minutes i decided to say my good byes and head off when WABAM her boyfriend out of nowhere strikes me right in the face. I had no idea why maybe because he thought i was flirting with her or something but i didn't want this ass to get away with punching me in the fucking face!
Since I've never been in a fight before and since I've never got punched in the face before (trying to hold off the tears) I raised my right leg high and kicked him right in the nuts. I guess my kick made his penis explode since blood started gushing down his leg (it was a pretty gruesome site). Of course this whole event didn't go unnoticed since he was screaming like a wild buffoon causing everyone at the store to look. The lovely target security guys escorted me out of the place and thats basically why i'm not allowed to shop at target anymore...
So yeah does anyone here know how to fight because i wanna prepare in case round two starts or something with this guy. Or does anyone else have a similar story to mine?