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Weird Things That Give You A Boner

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 19:52:47


Get a boner from everything. Yay puberty!


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 19:55:33


At 8/24/10 07:52 PM, Tianwell wrote: Get a boner from everything. Yay puberty!

Except people who use the word "rubbish" when they mean "garbage"

reference

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:04:11


At 8/24/10 08:01 PM, Lepy wrote: It's the weirdest thing.

Girls that don't have any clothes!
I can't help myself. I hope no one laughs at me.

Again, I said WEIRD. Like I said, incest turns me on immensely, even though it shouldn't. I really don't want incest to turn me on but I just can't help it, you know. DAMN WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS!!??!!??!!??!?!?!?!?!

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:08:37


At 8/24/10 07:00 PM, Mussirus wrote: Waking up.

This

Also, girls smoking... can't explain it.


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:09:39


Vore. And being crushed by a giant girl.

Actually, I more prefer it if it's the other way around, where I'm shrunk and everything else is normal sized. It's more realistic that way.

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:14:06


This thread gives me a boner

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:15:03


At 8/24/10 08:14 PM, Snrm wrote: This thread gives me a boner

This post gives me a boner.


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:18:51


People that mean garbage when they say rubbish.

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:24:08


Lolicon.

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:27:38


At 8/24/10 08:24 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Lolicon.

Oh my god yes! I am a freak, i know. But loli, incest, rape. All give me a rager.

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:30:20


At 8/24/10 08:24 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Lolicon.

There's a greasemonkey script called better_danbooru. I think it may suit your needs.


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:33:17


At 8/24/10 08:30 PM, GenericName54 wrote:
At 8/24/10 08:24 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Lolicon.
There's a greasemonkey script called better_danbooru. I think it may suit your needs.

Aerisdies suits my needs just fine. Thanks though.

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:34:39


Very graphic descriptions of mating procedures, also of those not necessarily human (taken that it is quasi human).


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:37:49


Well going through my awkward man changing phases I get a boner all the time. But the wired thing is for 2 weeks straight I always get a boner right as I am about to leave from Spanish to lunch. And I have to run 500 feet wearing tight jeans with a boner.


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:39:22


Girls with dicks, I don't find that weird though :3


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:42:28


At 8/24/10 08:39 PM, Sindread wrote: Girls with dicks, I don't find that weird though :3

Didn't you already post that?

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:43:45


At 8/24/10 08:42 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
At 8/24/10 08:39 PM, Sindread wrote: Girls with dicks, I don't find that weird though :3
Didn't you already post that?

No, i never did. Maybe your eyes are lying to you, i might have said "Wolfs with dicks"


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:45:51


At 8/24/10 08:43 PM, Sindread wrote:
At 8/24/10 08:42 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
At 8/24/10 08:39 PM, Sindread wrote: Girls with dicks, I don't find that weird though :3
Didn't you already post that?
No, i never did. Maybe your eyes are lying to you, i might have said "Wolfs with dicks"

Hmmm......

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:47:47


Furry.

K.


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:49:32


Son, you're a pedophile. Requesting 40+ porn for this man, STAT!

Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 20:54:34


At 8/24/10 08:53 PM, LaniLETHAL wrote: Ultimate Surrender. Generally the girls on there are horribly unattractive and pretty manly, and the whole "match" thing kinda is confusing, but ehh. Its "entertaining" enough to watch at 2 am.

That's why Tom invented Haybaybee.


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 21:40:31


Furrys >:) I Luvs Tem


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 21:43:01


Traps.

don't judge me

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 21:48:00


ummm... Is this wierd?

I think it is..

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 21:50:09


At 8/24/10 09:48 PM, 3dog14 wrote: ummm... Is this wierd?
I think it is..

Omg Fucken Stop That That gave me a Huge Boner


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 22:10:05


At 8/24/10 07:07 PM, BrockManson wrote: I'm not proud.

Just don't invite her to a movie.

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 22:12:22


OP, you're a fucking pedo, and the weirdest thing that gave me a bonor?

brushing my teeth


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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 22:26:12


Asian dudes playing guitar.

Yeah, I said it.

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I maek lolz. I play Steam. I fight for genital integrity.

Anything else you need?

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-24 22:29:53


At 8/24/10 10:26 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: Asian dudes playing guitar.

Yeah, I said it.

Wanna go out sometime!

I'm an asian dude who plays guitar

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Response to Weird Things That Give You A Boner 2010-08-25 00:38:41


I am little turned on after reading this thread.


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