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I'm going to show you how to make a homemade fleshlight, using standard materials around your home. Get prepared to sin.

1. 100 mg of starch
2. 100 g of water mix in, add another 100g mix more
3. microwave for 1 min
4. wait for it to solidify, then poke a hole in th center, microwave 30 secs
5. put something in the center slightly smaller than your dick about 3/4 into it, put it in the fridge for 40 mins
6. after cooling just remove the stick
7. final product is a rubbery thing perfect for sticking your dick in
8. enjoy, try a variety of different sticks in the substance for maximum pleasure

Im doing this shit as soon as I get up

omg lol, could someone try this and tell me what it's like? I'm not doing it, I have a girlfiriend. That's why i'm on the NGBBS and not having sex with my girlfriend.

FUCK MY LIFE

Thanks, my socks were getting all crusty.

At 8/14/10 02:08 AM, Yudios wrote: omg lol, could someone try this and tell me what it's like? I'm not doing it, I have a girlfiriend. That's why i'm on the NGBBS and not having sex with my girlfriend.

FUCK MY LIFE

this is better than a girlfriend

At 8/14/10 02:08 AM, Yudios wrote: omg lol, could someone try this and tell me what it's like? I'm not doing it, I have a girlfiriend. That's why i'm on the NGBBS and not having sex with my girlfriend.

FUCK MY LIFE

Oh you

homemade fleshlights ?

how desperate one must be to fuck to fuck a sock in a cup?

I'm curious as to how you figured this out.

I demand that one of you do this and take pictures of it.

Now all of Newgrounds knows what your penis is slightly bigger than

At 8/14/10 02:24 AM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Now all of Newgrounds knows what your penis is slightly bigger than

That cup is like 5 inches tall, and you dont even blur out the whole object.

nice 4 inch dick.

At 8/14/10 02:21 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I demand that one of you do this and take pictures of it.

I agree with this guy,

At 8/14/10 02:18 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: homemade fleshlights ?

how desperate one must be to fuck to fuck a sock in a cup?

I don't think it's desperate per-say, it could just be classic as curiosity?

At 8/14/10 02:30 AM, Yudios wrote:

At 8/14/10 02:21 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I demand that one of you do this and take pictures of it.

I agree with this guy,

At 8/14/10 02:18 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: homemade fleshlights ?

how desperate one must be to fuck to fuck a sock in a cup?

I don't think it's desperate per-say, it could just be classic as curiosity?

I'd get better of if it was a prank to make some fuckface burn or cut his dick following instructions he read on the internet

plus, real pussy is better but it is just a bitch to get it started

plus, real pussy is better but it is just a bitch to get it started

You've had pussy? Wow, you're level 27 on Newgrounds, how unexpected!

You can also add a variety of food colourings to the mix if white is too bland for you.

I'm tempted, but then... fuck it, I'm going to try this.

At 8/14/10 02:40 AM, Yudios wrote:

plus, real pussy is better but it is just a bitch to get it started

You've had pussy? Wow, you're level 27 on Newgrounds, how unexpected!

The dude with the 10-day-old account is always right. GTFO.

At 8/14/10 02:47 AM, EARIO wrote: You can also add a variety of food colourings to the mix if white is too bland for you.

yeah a couple of drops of red coloring will get it pussy pink

if you're into realism

At 8/14/10 02:56 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 8/14/10 02:47 AM, EARIO wrote: You can also add a variety of food colourings to the mix if white is too bland for you.

yeah a couple of drops of red coloring will get it pussy pink

if you're into realism

Sooo... have you tried this, or is that pic off somewhere else?

At 8/14/10 03:03 AM, Yudios wrote: Sooo... have you tried this, or is that pic off somewhere else?

i took them myself

i rushed a little but eh

At 8/14/10 02:40 AM, Yudios wrote:

plus, real pussy is better but it is just a bitch to get it started

You've had pussy? Wow, you're level 27 on Newgrounds, how unexpected!

I've had some too! OMG!

At 8/14/10 03:04 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 8/14/10 03:03 AM, Yudios wrote: Sooo... have you tried this, or is that pic off somewhere else?

i took them myself

i rushed a little but eh

Wow, if i did such a thing i would keep it to myself.

Do you have no shame?

At 8/14/10 03:08 AM, BrainlessDan wrote:

Do you have no shame?

[i use newgrounds.com]

At 8/14/10 03:09 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 8/14/10 03:08 AM, BrainlessDan wrote:

Do you have no shame?

[i use newgrounds.com]

What is so bad about using newgrounds?

Sorry, but I had to.

At 8/14/10 03:10 AM, Yudios wrote: Sorry, but I had to.

Yeah, welcome on the BBS, land of the losers.

At 8/14/10 03:10 AM, Yudios wrote: Sorry, but I had to.

OH so this is what's so shameful about using NG.

Wow. I thought NG couldn't get any lower and then...this happens.

At 8/14/10 03:14 AM, Neonleo wrote: Wow. I thought NG couldn't get any lower and then...this happens.

I'm sure it will get much lower than this.

MUCH LOWER!

At 8/14/10 03:27 AM, BrainlessDan wrote:

At 8/14/10 03:14 AM, Neonleo wrote: Wow. I thought NG couldn't get any lower and then...this happens.

I'm sure it will get much lower than this.

MUCH LOWER!

TOO LOW!! ...lower.

:o i might try that...

just kidding