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Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 19:47:12


At 7/18/10 07:39 PM, naronic wrote: a bunch of bullshit

You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

I weep for your children.

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 19:52:23


At 7/18/10 07:39 PM, naronic wrote: okay guy's

luckting's tongue is always out in a sort of bj'ish fashon

Yeah, I'll give you that.

vulpix's butt is in the air and it's tongue is sticking out like its begging for it or something

He looks like a fox that's about to prance.

nidoqueen has tits

Yes, yes she does.

beedrill's drills are kinda like penisis "drilling"

He's a fucking bee. Of course he's going to have a stinger sticking out of its abdomen.

coffings smoke looks like cum

No, it looks like smoke and in no way resembles cum.

the shell on slokings back looks like it's giving him some kind of tail bj or something

It's obviously biting on it. It even has a pissed off face.

gloom has put put on her mouth

Ugh, it's drool okay. Drool coming out of the mouth of a tired creature.

diglett looks like a penis out of the ground. Diglett even sounding like... well you know

I will also give you this one.

machoke gesture is sexual in a way

He's flexing his muscles because he works out and shit.

schmuck looks like a sex toy

Meeeeeeeeeh, yeah.

and Mohawk has a BONE for a weapon

I will now commence to strangle you via the internet. Just because it has a bone, doesn't mean that it is referencing boners!


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 20:01:48


OP is eleven. End of thread.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 20:04:04


mmmmm delicious attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 20:10:56


Jinx had some serious DSL going on


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:06:33


Grow the fuck up dude, your immature.

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:18:33


Everything with holes is a vagina.

Everything with length is a penis.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:22:11


I knew it! no wonder I always felt violated after watching an episode of Pokemon.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:25:37


Wow lame hidden sexual themes


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:26:27


You forgot lileep.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:29:49


When you see it...

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:37:26


At 7/18/10 06:49 PM, Piss wrote:
At 7/18/10 06:47 PM, naronic wrote:
At 7/18/10 06:40 PM, Piss wrote: I don't understand 80% of these example.
really?
you don't see the obvious sexual references?
Anything Koffing and after I don't get. Maybe Diglet and Gloom, but the others I just don't understand.

Well Marowak's club kind of looks like a dildo, only he's holding it in reverse.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 21:46:37


At 7/18/10 09:26 PM, Asrom wrote: You forgot lileep.

I like how this is more sexual than any in the original post.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 22:34:25


At 7/18/10 07:41 PM, SBB wrote: Ok they're all pretty stupid (except shuckle, a creature made up of nothing but dicks and a shell would be pretty damn awesome) but I think I get most of them now. Except gloom, diglet and machamp. Unless diglet is the world's shortest weiner

that award goes to the guy who plays edward.

what about gardevoir? im telling you straight up,shes HOT!!!

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 22:39:09


So basically, all of pokemon is one giant sexual reference in your mind. Any pokemon that learns horn drill, is alluding to something sexual. Marowak gets stronger when he holds his "thick club", farfetch'd gets stronger when holding his "stick". And hitmontop is obviously just trying to slap your face with his dick thousands of times per minute.

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 22:40:04


At 7/18/10 10:35 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: Lol vuplix is being raped up the bum.. I think.

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wtf

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 22:43:38


No, i think Koffing is representing a queef out of each of its holes.

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 22:54:10


lickitongue=asslick that should be his name


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 22:55:26


What is wrong with Shuckle?

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 22:59:05


Haha. Marowak wants to bone you.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-18 23:01:46


At 7/18/10 10:59 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Haha. Marowak wants to bone you.

XD but yeah what about gardevoir?

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:13:00


At 7/18/10 09:29 PM, underandover wrote: When you see it...

uhhhh kidney stones?


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:20:58


hez trying to convince us to tell him that it is ok and that he is a perverted sexual deviant because of Pokemon screwing with him instead of himself walking in on his parents having sex with 4 midgets Lindsy Lohan, a sheep and a bottle of thousand island dressing


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:30:45


How can you have diglett and not dugtrio?

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:33:08


Okay I'll try my best to see what's so sexual. So tell if I'm on the money or not.

Lickatung- obvious, the tounge is huge. So it would probably be good at sucking and/or licking. Like a blowjob or eating some one out. Haha.

Vulpix- Has it's ass in the air and it's tounge sticking out, like a sexual pose. I got that.

Nidoqueen- I guess the two front colored parts of the chest look like breasts or something right? or maybe something else.

Beedrill- It's stinger reminds you of a penis for some sick twisted reason. simple.

Koffing- has holes with gas, kind of like a vagina that's queefing. That's just gross man.

Slowbro- I'm fucking confused on this one. I mean, I guess the fact that it's got a living thing sucking on it's tail? Other than that I'm at a loss.

Gloom- It gives off gas like a vagina that's queefing once again? That's the only thing I'm thinking of.

Digglet- yeah, I get it, it looks like a penis and it's coming from a hole. *laughs pitifully*

Machoke- looks really buff and does flexing poses? or maybe the fact it only wears a pair of underwear?

Shuckle- It kinda looks like a bunch of penises for tentacles that come through holes? Right?

Marowak- It's bone can double as a dildo or something? I think that's what it is.

Wow, getting into the mind of fucked up pervert is harder than it sounds. Just tell me if you think these are right on or not.

Also fun fact: Did you know that a Cubones/Marowak's skull is actually the skull of their dead mother? Yeah, that's right. They take and wear the skull of their dead mother. Seriously what the fuck Pokemon.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:35:06


You should know by now any kids show has sexual references. They are secretly experimenting on kids minds.

Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:37:24


At 7/19/10 12:30 AM, pikmints wrote: How can you have diglett and not dugtrio?

What a sicko. I love it.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:39:20


At 7/18/10 09:18 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Everything with holes is a vagina.

Everything with length is a penis.

I lol'd


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 00:42:11


How did you post every 'sexual' Pokemon except Cloyster?

Cloyster is the only one I could really understand being possibly a 'hidden sexual theme'


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon 2010-07-19 01:09:39


Lickatung- obvious, the tounge is huge. So it would probably be good at sucking and/or licking. Like a blowjob or eating some one out. Haha.

right

Vulpix- Has it's ass in the air and it's tounge sticking out, like a sexual pose. I got that.

right

Nidoqueen- I guess the two front colored parts of the chest look like breasts or something right? or maybe something else.

they're actually not colored and are tits

Beedrill- It's stinger reminds you of a penis for some sick twisted reason. simple.

Of course it does I mean just look at it....

Koffing- has holes with gas, kind of like a vagina that's queefing. That's just gross man.

I was going to say cum but okay

Slowbro- I'm fucking confused on this one. I mean, I guess the fact that it's got a living thing sucking on it's tail? Other than that I'm at a loss.

Yea kinda like it's but b*tch or something

Gloom- It gives off gas like a vagina that's queefing once again? That's the only thing I'm thinking of.

actually I was referring to the "drool" on it's mouth
looks like cum

Digglet- yeah, I get it, it looks like a penis and it's coming from a hole. *laughs pitifully*

right

Machoke- looks really buff and does flexing poses? or maybe the fact it only wears a pair of underwear?

Shuckle- It kinda looks like a bunch of penises for tentacles that come through holes? Right?

Marowak- It's bone can double as a dildo or something? I think that's what it is.

right in a sense

Wow, getting into the mind of fucked up pervert is harder than it sounds. Just tell me if you think these are right on or not.

I don't get why everyone's going batsh*t and calling me a pervert
the sexual references are RIGHT THERE and obvious to any person with an IQ of above 32...


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