At 7/18/10 07:39 PM, naronic wrote: a bunch of bullshit
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
I weep for your children.
At 7/18/10 07:39 PM, naronic wrote: a bunch of bullshit
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
I weep for your children.
At 7/18/10 07:39 PM, naronic wrote: okay guy's
luckting's tongue is always out in a sort of bj'ish fashon
Yeah, I'll give you that.
vulpix's butt is in the air and it's tongue is sticking out like its begging for it or something
He looks like a fox that's about to prance.
nidoqueen has tits
Yes, yes she does.
beedrill's drills are kinda like penisis "drilling"
He's a fucking bee. Of course he's going to have a stinger sticking out of its abdomen.
coffings smoke looks like cum
No, it looks like smoke and in no way resembles cum.
the shell on slokings back looks like it's giving him some kind of tail bj or something
It's obviously biting on it. It even has a pissed off face.
gloom has put put on her mouth
Ugh, it's drool okay. Drool coming out of the mouth of a tired creature.
diglett looks like a penis out of the ground. Diglett even sounding like... well you know
I will also give you this one.
machoke gesture is sexual in a way
He's flexing his muscles because he works out and shit.
schmuck looks like a sex toy
Meeeeeeeeeh, yeah.
and Mohawk has a BONE for a weapon
I will now commence to strangle you via the internet. Just because it has a bone, doesn't mean that it is referencing boners!
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mmmmm delicious attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grow the fuck up dude, your immature.
Everything with holes is a vagina.
Everything with length is a penis.
I knew it! no wonder I always felt violated after watching an episode of Pokemon.
At 7/18/10 06:49 PM, Piss wrote:At 7/18/10 06:47 PM, naronic wrote:Anything Koffing and after I don't get. Maybe Diglet and Gloom, but the others I just don't understand.At 7/18/10 06:40 PM, Piss wrote: I don't understand 80% of these example.really?
you don't see the obvious sexual references?
Well Marowak's club kind of looks like a dildo, only he's holding it in reverse.
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At 7/18/10 09:26 PM, Asrom wrote: You forgot lileep.
I like how this is more sexual than any in the original post.
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At 7/18/10 07:41 PM, SBB wrote: Ok they're all pretty stupid (except shuckle, a creature made up of nothing but dicks and a shell would be pretty damn awesome) but I think I get most of them now. Except gloom, diglet and machamp. Unless diglet is the world's shortest weiner
that award goes to the guy who plays edward.
what about gardevoir? im telling you straight up,shes HOT!!!
So basically, all of pokemon is one giant sexual reference in your mind. Any pokemon that learns horn drill, is alluding to something sexual. Marowak gets stronger when he holds his "thick club", farfetch'd gets stronger when holding his "stick". And hitmontop is obviously just trying to slap your face with his dick thousands of times per minute.
At 7/18/10 10:35 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: Lol vuplix is being raped up the bum.. I think.
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wtf
No, i think Koffing is representing a queef out of each of its holes.
lickitongue=asslick that should be his name
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At 7/18/10 10:59 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Haha. Marowak wants to bone you.
XD but yeah what about gardevoir?
At 7/18/10 09:29 PM, underandover wrote: When you see it...
uhhhh kidney stones?
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hez trying to convince us to tell him that it is ok and that he is a perverted sexual deviant because of Pokemon screwing with him instead of himself walking in on his parents having sex with 4 midgets Lindsy Lohan, a sheep and a bottle of thousand island dressing
How can you have diglett and not dugtrio?
Okay I'll try my best to see what's so sexual. So tell if I'm on the money or not.
Lickatung- obvious, the tounge is huge. So it would probably be good at sucking and/or licking. Like a blowjob or eating some one out. Haha.
Vulpix- Has it's ass in the air and it's tounge sticking out, like a sexual pose. I got that.
Nidoqueen- I guess the two front colored parts of the chest look like breasts or something right? or maybe something else.
Beedrill- It's stinger reminds you of a penis for some sick twisted reason. simple.
Koffing- has holes with gas, kind of like a vagina that's queefing. That's just gross man.
Slowbro- I'm fucking confused on this one. I mean, I guess the fact that it's got a living thing sucking on it's tail? Other than that I'm at a loss.
Gloom- It gives off gas like a vagina that's queefing once again? That's the only thing I'm thinking of.
Digglet- yeah, I get it, it looks like a penis and it's coming from a hole. *laughs pitifully*
Machoke- looks really buff and does flexing poses? or maybe the fact it only wears a pair of underwear?
Shuckle- It kinda looks like a bunch of penises for tentacles that come through holes? Right?
Marowak- It's bone can double as a dildo or something? I think that's what it is.
Wow, getting into the mind of fucked up pervert is harder than it sounds. Just tell me if you think these are right on or not.
Also fun fact: Did you know that a Cubones/Marowak's skull is actually the skull of their dead mother? Yeah, that's right. They take and wear the skull of their dead mother. Seriously what the fuck Pokemon.
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You should know by now any kids show has sexual references. They are secretly experimenting on kids minds.
At 7/19/10 12:30 AM, pikmints wrote: How can you have diglett and not dugtrio?
What a sicko. I love it.
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At 7/18/10 09:18 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Everything with holes is a vagina.
Everything with length is a penis.
I lol'd
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So I'm walking down the street, and here comes Santa blasting dubstep.
How did you post every 'sexual' Pokemon except Cloyster?
Cloyster is the only one I could really understand being possibly a 'hidden sexual theme'
Lickatung- obvious, the tounge is huge. So it would probably be good at sucking and/or licking. Like a blowjob or eating some one out. Haha.
right
Vulpix- Has it's ass in the air and it's tounge sticking out, like a sexual pose. I got that.
right
Nidoqueen- I guess the two front colored parts of the chest look like breasts or something right? or maybe something else.
they're actually not colored and are tits
Beedrill- It's stinger reminds you of a penis for some sick twisted reason. simple.
Of course it does I mean just look at it....
Koffing- has holes with gas, kind of like a vagina that's queefing. That's just gross man.
I was going to say cum but okay
Slowbro- I'm fucking confused on this one. I mean, I guess the fact that it's got a living thing sucking on it's tail? Other than that I'm at a loss.
Yea kinda like it's but b*tch or something
Gloom- It gives off gas like a vagina that's queefing once again? That's the only thing I'm thinking of.
actually I was referring to the "drool" on it's mouth
looks like cum
Digglet- yeah, I get it, it looks like a penis and it's coming from a hole. *laughs pitifully*
right
Machoke- looks really buff and does flexing poses? or maybe the fact it only wears a pair of underwear?
Shuckle- It kinda looks like a bunch of penises for tentacles that come through holes? Right?
Marowak- It's bone can double as a dildo or something? I think that's what it is.
right in a sense
Wow, getting into the mind of fucked up pervert is harder than it sounds. Just tell me if you think these are right on or not.
I don't get why everyone's going batsh*t and calling me a pervert
the sexual references are RIGHT THERE and obvious to any person with an IQ of above 32...