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At 7/13/10 10:27 PM, lunchablehunchable wrote: I wanna have a sex dream about my girlfriend. How do I make this happen?
Get a girlfriend. No, not your hand.
THEN, think about it.
Why do you have to make a dream about it when you can just make it happen?
I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!
At 7/13/10 10:28 PM, Immortalrabbit wrote: Read this, it might help.
I fucking love you.
At 7/13/10 10:32 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 7/13/10 10:27 PM, Scarface wrote: Think about having sex with your girlfriend right before you go to sleep.And don't whack off or have sex for a while.
Yeah, it will take a lot of control to think about it enough to induce a dream, but not jack off.