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Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:36:36


Alright, first of all, let me lay some fact-bombs down on you.
Unless otherwise stated, this apply only to the orignal trilogy.
FACT: Only six black people appear in all of the original Star Wars trilogy
FACT: Only one of them (Land Calrisian) is named and has more than one line
FACT: No black people appear at all in the first Star Wars movie, A New Hope
FACT: Lando is the only black character to appear in more than one Star Wars movie, the other 5 (three unnamed rebel trooper in the Battle of Endor and an unnamed X-Wing pilot) both only appear in The Return of The Jedi
FACT: While Han Solo is frozen in carbonite, Lando borrows the Millenium Falcon without permission and, at one point, wears Han's fucking clothing. Seriously.
FACT: Of the 5 unnamed black characters, the X-Wing pilot receives only one line, while the 3 black rebel trooper receive none
FACT: However, one of the black troopers (the one that's in the strike force to blow up the power generator) appears in more than one scene, making him the second most seen black character in Star Wars
FACT: All of the black characters fight for the rebel alliance and either serve as high ranking officers or play a key role in important battles
FACT: Although several characters are awarded medals or awards throughout the trilogy, no black characters are shown to receive any (not even Lando
FACT: At least one of all the black characters from Star Wars have confirmed criminal backgrounds
FACT: Of all the slaves shown in the Star Wars trilogy (and this one goes for the prequel trilogy, as well), none are black.
FACT: There are at least as many, or more, overweight fighter pilots as there are black fighter pilots shown flying for the rebel alliance

Discuss what conclusions can be drawn based upon this evidence.

Attached is a compilation of the intergalactic brothers, who are presumably paid less and have latrine duty more often than their white intergalactic counterparts (except the X-Wing guy, I couldn't find him again).

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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:39:21


At 6/10/10 03:36 AM, Samen wrote:
Discuss what conclusions can be drawn based upon this evidence.

Black people taste like Lucky Charms and grant wishes ?


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:42:30


George Lucas originally wanted Han Solo to be black.

Truth

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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:43:25


FACT: Putting the word FACT before sentence doesn't make it important.

see what I did there?

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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:45:03


At 6/10/10 03:42 AM, NISMOelite wrote: George Lucas originally wanted Lando Calrisian to be black.

Truth


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:47:02


There's tons of black people in Episode IV. It's just that you can't see them because space is black as well.


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:48:34


At 6/10/10 03:47 AM, Rig wrote: There's tons of black people in Episode IV. It's just that you can't see them because space is black as well.

You just blew my fricking mind.

Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 03:58:02


However the voice of Darth Vader is a black guy, and what part of Star wars is more memorable then his voice?


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 04:00:41


At 6/10/10 03:58 AM, JoS wrote: However the voice of Darth Vader is a black guy, and what part of Star wars is more memorable then his voice?

NOOOOOOOO


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 04:15:14


I just think George Lucas is a genuis. He must of had a master plan with the Black characters.

Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 04:21:54


At 6/10/10 04:10 AM, jedi-master wrote:

implying anyone in this thread is being literal


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 04:51:53


At 6/10/10 03:47 AM, Rig wrote: There's tons of black people in Episode IV. It's just that you can't see them because space is black as well.

I feel bad for laughing at this >:


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 05:35:52


And there's only 1 black dude in FF7.

Whooooa.

It's like some conspiracy.


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 06:36:06


At 6/10/10 04:10 AM, jedi-master wrote:
At 6/10/10 04:03 AM, scruffydog90 wrote: FACT: About all the criminals in star wars are black including Boba Fett and Greedo
Boba Fett wasn't black; he was a clone of Jango Fett. The actor who played as Jango was from New Zealand. I never heard of black people from New Zealand...

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Also, OP why are you only talking about the original films and ignoring Mace Motherfucking Windu and Captain Panaka

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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 06:37:28


It was the 1970's

Black people weren't allowed in films unless they had large afros and platform shoes

Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 07:40:31


At 6/10/10 03:47 AM, Rig wrote: There's tons of black people in Episode IV. It's just that you can't see them because space is black as well.

Oh god marry me.


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 07:53:09


At 6/10/10 03:36 AM, Samen wrote: Alright, first of all, let me lay some fact-bombs down on you.

Who cares about the lack of black people in Star Wars?

I'm more bothered about the lack of green people in The Shawshank Redemption. Where is racial equality now?


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 08:04:51


Because if there's a lack of parts for black people, it's obviously racist. Oh hey guys, Deja Vu!

I mean seriously, get a grip.

At 6/10/10 04:10 AM, jedi-master wrote: Boba Fett wasn't black; he was a clone of Jango Fett.

Boba was Jango's son.


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-06-10 08:05:45


Actually, the only episode in the ORIGINAL trilogy that has the characters receive metals is Episode 1 (Episode 4 for you new name wanna haves)

And that is before Lando is actually brought into the movie.

As for fact characters who are black and flying the X-Wings. Um, Porkins his a huge fatass and even the family guy star wars makes fun of him being a fat ass. Plus his name is PORKins, and he crashes and dies...

Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 15:57:21


At 6/10/10 03:36 AM, Samen wrote: FACT: There are at least as many, or more, overweight fighter pilots as there are black fighter pilots shown flying for the rebel alliance

There are no overweight pilots in Starwars... they are simply big-boned... and sexy

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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:00:52


After watching spaced this afternoon, I can pass on this gem. Ok here goes; If the gunner on the star destroyer in the first film had fired at C3PO and R2D2, they rest of the film would have never happened, due to the series of ebent's them landing on tatooine caused. Lovely example of chaos theory.


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:03:02


I've posted this before and I'll post it again.

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?

Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?

Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?

[Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky]


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:04:24


Lord of the rings didnt even have any black people in.. nobody cares black people probably dont even care so..


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:05:48


At 7/27/10 04:04 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Lord of the rings didnt even have any black people in.. nobody cares black people probably dont even care so..

Black elves...
U MAD?


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:07:55


At 7/27/10 04:04 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Lord of the rings didnt even have any black people in.. nobody cares black people probably dont even care so..

The orcs were pretty dark skinned...

Just sayin...

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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:11:12


FACT: There are no Mexicans in Star Wars.


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:17:00


At 7/27/10 04:05 PM, rorypearce94 wrote:
At 7/27/10 04:04 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Lord of the rings didnt even have any black people in.. nobody cares black people probably dont even care so..
Black elves...
U MAD?

You can forget the black raiders or riders or something. Gosh, people have no idea theese days.

Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 16:20:09


At 7/27/10 04:11 PM, San7a wrote: FACT: There are no Mexicans in Star Wars.

There is no Mexico in Star Wars..


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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 18:54:12


At 7/27/10 04:11 PM, San7a wrote: FACT: There are no Mexicans in Star Wars.

Excuse me?

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Response to Black People and Star Wars 2010-07-27 18:58:22


Mace Windu much?