[This has been posted on my frontpage but as i'm new, nobody cared of it xD]
[So i use the forum to get enveryone's focus, pretty clever uih? ok it's not :'( ]
[You can also check my art submissions if you have nothing better to do lollz]

Hi everyone! This is my 1st news : enjoy!

You know, i've been playing "Borderlands" for a while, i found it was a good game and i had fun on it.. until i was disgusted by the nasty porno scene that was presented to me when i met Rakk Hive : one of the bosses of the game.

The Rakk Hive some weird irradiated horse with a strange head who lives in the underground that weird irradiated beards (the rakks) are using as a nest (he got holes in his back).. His head, that's what almost made me wanna puke.

To be the most clear as i can : the Rakk Hive's head is just like a freaking 95 years old nasty cunt.
Seriously, i can even make you the right anatomy of the women's vagina with a picture of his head! (cf picture)
Moreover, he just keep spiting (or ejaculating idk) some dirty green spittle (or semence as you want) on you witch makes you loose hp!
The studio that made Borderlands seems to be full of retarded sexual adicts with weird fantasm xD

No seriously guys, i think Borderlands is a real good game and you should try it if you haven't yet :)
Now tell me, you Bordelands players : Did you had the same feelings about Rakk Hive's head when you met him for the 1st time??

Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

Have you even fought the last boss yet?

video game forum

At 6/4/10 05:25 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: Have you even fought the last boss yet?

No lol i just beated him then i went back on Battlefield : Bad Compagny 2 xD

At 6/4/10 05:27 PM, rorypearce94 wrote: *coughs*

uhhh.... What does that mean?

Why is it so bad that he posted it on his userpage too?

Truly interesting but you should, as mentioned before, use the Video Game Forum.

At 6/4/10 05:51 PM, exzeta wrote: Truly interesting but you should, as mentioned before, use the Video Game Forum.

Yep sorry i posted it fast so i didn't even noticed the videogame forum lolz

At 6/4/10 06:02 PM, rorypearce94 wrote:

Yep sorry i posted it fast so i didn't even noticed the videogame forum lolz

Your'e annoying

...

Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

roflmfao

Borderlands is the retarted red headed step child of Diablo 2.

At 6/4/10 06:02 PM, rorypearce94 wrote:

At 6/4/10 06:00 PM, LazyMe wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:51 PM, exzeta wrote: Truly interesting but you should, as mentioned before, use the Video Game Forum.

Yep sorry i posted it fast so i didn't even noticed the videogame forum lolz

Your'e annoying

Hadoken!

At 6/4/10 06:08 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: [This has been posted on my frontpage but as i'm new, nobody cared of it xD]
[So i use the forum to get enveryone's focus, pretty clever uih? ok it's not :'( ]
[You can also check my art submissions if you have nothing better to do lollz]

Go away.

I concur. Go choke on a croissant.

I'm sure everyone in the VG forum cares more than we do.

there's no way this can end well now.

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I fucking love ham.

At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I fucking love ham.

I believe in France it is called " Le Ham".

At 6/4/10 06:13 PM, Diddy wrote:

At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I fucking love ham.

I believe in France it is called " Le Ham".

LE BAGUETTE.

Nice find. I will forgive your bad english for this.

Where did anus hided?

At 6/4/10 06:11 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: there's no way this can end well now.

what do you have in mind?

At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I fucking love ham.

I fucking love cheese.

At 6/4/10 06:13 PM, Diddy wrote:

At 6/4/10 06:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I fucking love ham.

I believe in France it is called " Le Ham".

I think its Jambon actually.

At 6/4/10 06:05 PM, mooguy wrote: Borderlands is the retarted red headed step child of Diablo 2.

Yes. This.

I also think that Vortigaunts from the Half Life Universe have goatse on their faces.
*sigh*

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote:
The studio that made Borderlands seems to be full of retarded sexual adicts with weird fantasm xD

No YOU are the retarded sex addict

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

Somebody, PLEASE call Germany.

At 6/4/10 08:28 PM, igott wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote: Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

Somebody, PLEASE call Germany.

JAWOHL?

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote:

You know, i've been playing "Borderlands" for a while, i found it was a good game and i had fun on it.. until i was disgusted by the nasty porno scene that was presented to me when i met Rakk Hive : one of the bosses of the game.

Vagina face or not, seeing one still makes my hairs stand on end.

Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I ate a great ham omelet in Paris once. It was crispy and flavorful.

You have a really dirty mind, kid.

for the love of god, lurk before you post.
also, video games is more apropreate for this stuff
fucking 10ers