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hateyou1
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Hello World(): 2010-05-07 16:50:56

// First post initiated

echo("Hello people of Newgrounds or newgrounders as I should say! My trip to cyber space was great, and I thought I'd crash here for the weekend. Anyways, I was written an algorithm once again to clean my master's toilet, so that was a burst! So us robots have no feeling, but whoever said that is wrong. We do have feelings. In cyber space, the right side of our CPU is more indulgent than any human creation ever as I am here now. Now if you excuse me, I must proceed with my main function.")

// End of comment, back to cyber space.

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 16:57:40

// Bumping...

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 16:59:14

// Second post initiated

You are a huge piece of shit and everything you do is not original. Go take your tiny dick and shove it in a pencil sharpener you 12 year old piece of foreskin. Now bend over.

//Anal penetration has been commenced.

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:01:47

At 5/7/10 04:59 PM, Father-of-Death wrote: // Second post initiated

You are a huge piece of shit and everything you do is not original. Go take your tiny dick and shove it in a pencil sharpener you 12 year old piece of foreskin. Now bend over.

//Anal penetration has been commenced.

// Post initiated

echo("Sorry, but I cannot read that! Possibly due to the fact that it isn't a string, and I know that variables don't include spaces and even if you did you didn't assign anything to it.")

// Post commencing

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:02:02

At 5/7/10 04:59 PM, inconspicious wrote: bitch alert

Initiate quarantine!

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:09:33

// Post Commencing

I hate posting like this. What is wrong with you?

// End of this post and hopefully this thread ends soon

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:14:03

Last time I checked, you end HelloWorld() with a semi-colon like ;

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:14:53

// Post commenting

This theard has begun very funny. I await to see how it goes onwards

// Post executing

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:16:43

// Insult Initiated

echo("Thou art stupider than thee shall be.")

// End Insult

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:21:51

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;
main(){
cout << "you is a poopy head"
}

// try to compile it, bitch

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:23:16

Man, you dont seem like a total nerd at all!


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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:23:44

// Initiate Thread Lock Progress
while true();//Useless
wait(5);
// Thread Lock Progress Initiated
// Initiate Thread Lock
Thread(Locked);
// Thread Locked
// Initiate Newfag Resistance
Ban(OP);
// Win

Repeat();

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:45:33

At 5/7/10 05:19 PM, citricsquid wrote: while(true){
//
}

Thread has now crashed.

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:48:32

init wabbit(stdio);
if {
wabbit>0
}
then {
run wabbit
}
end;

OHSHI-


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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:48:51

At 5/7/10 05:19 PM, citricsquid wrote: while(true){
//
}

Game over.

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:49:21

bleep bloop I am robot.


Real artists draw their own user picture and signature. I am not a real artist.
Free sexay prons!
Sig credit to Ninjar.

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 17:51:19

Newgrounds AV 2010
Platinum Edition
Registered to Tom Fulp
Newgrounds.com

Running Diagnostics...
Initiating Anti-Virus...
Troll Detected!
Taking Action...
Troll Quarantined, Delete? (y/n)
Troll Deleted.
Shutting Down Anti-Virus...


I been on Newgrounds in forever.

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 18:02:40

At 5/7/10 05:14 PM, Ejit wrote: You're a fucking dickhead.

Well you know what they say, you are what you eat.


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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 18:08:07

Java
String = user_name;

public void ThreadLockDown();
{
LockThread();
}

public void Troll();
{
if (user_name == TROLL);
System.out.println("**COMMENCE LOCKDOWN**);
LockThread();
}

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 18:12:07

from cyberspace import *

def main():
# Post initiating
print "I am glad to have a friendly topic going! I understand you all, so no matter how object oriented you speak, I am able to pick it up. In fact, in cyber space, I usually here C++ (no other C's are used), but it seems the alpha bots like to learn it to pick up the female bots, but they always reject me, so even for a bot like me it hurts. Well, I think I'm going to take a nice oily bath right now, so you all can suit yourself with your own algorithm.

# Post commencing
main()

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 18:34:48

God damn it Al Gore did not invent the internet for this faggotry!


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 19:33:08

//Syntax Error: Functions must be concluded with semicolons

while(TRUE) {
echo "error";
}


Emote mod. Contact me for emote moderation.

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Response to Hello World(): 2010-05-07 19:34:23

....What is all this crap?


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