Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.
How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?
Naming child after username.
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At 5/1/10 12:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.
How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?
hmmmm......i dont know...badly?
I'm just a dreamer.
My username on xbox isGooch Tumor. Which is a hell of a lot funnier than naming my kid my NG name.
Alpha would be a pretty sweet first name. He'd probably be a bully or something.
Unacceptable. Just unacceptable. In fact, it's a crime against humanity, on par with the holocaust.
Well I wouldn't name them Gagsy anyway as it is me and not then.
I can't imagine their life would be too welcoming though with a name like Gagsy. The old 'chokes on cock' jokes would come out and haunt him/her through their school years so my child becomes bitter and lonely. Then he/she would settle for a minimum wage job where they become even more withdrawn and secluded. He/she would hate me for the name choice and would spend his youth mostly hating me and his adulthood loathing me.
Eventually the lonely sad life would become too much for them and they would be found by me or their father either hanging from their wardrobe or with their wrists split in their tiny little studio flat.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Aigis. I'm not sure it would be the best of names.
I don't think people have a tendency to like going through life with weird names. But, it would essentially work as a name.
Aigis - Putting the 'ai' back in 'Aigis'.
Fen would be a pretty cool first name, and having Tiger as a middle name would be awesome.
I could totally see a guy named Fen jamming on a guitar and generally being laid back.
I'm naming my child "Phuc'tup"
"Skwurll" would just lead to him getting bullied...
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
Never. Kids would make fun of him for not being able to pronounce his own name.
Mine would be pretty sicknasty, although he would probably be gay if a boy.
I mean, not that I am, just.. the name is kinda feminine.
I'll admit it.
<3
At 5/1/10 12:47 AM, Alaska wrote:At 5/1/10 12:45 AM, Piss wrote: fucking sweet shit fuck manHaha... I love you.
Me too.
Lil' Rig would be the kick-ass-est kid on the playground.
I guess (s)he'd be scarred for life for having such a ridiculous and unusual name.
The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.
At 5/1/10 12:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.
How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?
i think i am going to name my child under my deviantART username colonel bulletbill (cololnelbulletbill)
Emphasis are great!
I'm not quite sure what would happen with MY username. they might be accused of attempted mugging every time someone asks them their name.
call it mdf,,, thats a quite common name
No one would take my son seriously and would call him a racist.
I would kill myself if any person ever agreed to name their child my username. It's the worst username in existence and I would hope that no one would think of such a shitty name for a human.
i dont give a fuck a million dollars im a samurai
Jmalouin7 Malouin. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think??
I couldn't do that to my kid. My user name is all about me, so making it fit for someone else would be way to hard.
If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.
It would be pretty damn funny if he was a genius, but he would most likely be a retard with a name like that.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
At 5/1/10 12:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Well I wouldn't name them Gagsy anyway as it is me and not then.
I can't imagine their life would be too welcoming though with a name like Gagsy.
I wouldn't name a son after my account... but Elios has cool username that actually fits pretty well with my last name.
I don't know. Why don't you go try asking xXNarutoFan666Xx over there?
Well, at least in my case it's not so weird.
If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
if i have a girl I'll definitely call her Mia (missing in action) , i'm sure that's someone's nickname , yet it's a cool name too :)
People will forget the s like they always do. His name will be almost completley normal to everyone else.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,
What have I done with my life?
NG username (LiquidOoze): wtf no?!
YT username (3971127): ok what the hell?!?
PS3 username (Jeggow): Well that's the best one I guess...
