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Both my biological and stepfather failed, and my mother never gave me much incentive to do anything. So instead, as a young child I was raised learning moral lessons from Final Fantasy and tending to my own emotional needs with the softcore music of Enya & Peter Gabriel.
As a teen, I embraced the notion of straight edge.
Now as an adult, I'm sucked into extremes. I can't take my mind off women, I can't listen to anything but metal, and I'm a self-improving masochist that strives to be a lvl 99 guitar player, sex god, bodybuilder, and composer.
At 4/26/10 04:29 AM, iHeartQuistis wrote: Now as an adult, I'm sucked into extremes. I can't take my mind off women, I can't listen to anything but metal, and I'm a self-improving masochist that strives to be a lvl 99 guitar player, sex god, bodybuilder, and composer.
I forgot to add, that this short blip would be narrated by Matt Damon.
Actually I changed my mind... Like that one dude said I would like to have Zach Braff narrate my life story
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
At 4/27/10 07:06 PM, kraze0R wrote:
Megan fox (becuase you would probably staring at her boobs rather than hearing the story,
I would want JFk-
Maybe Micheal Jackso-
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
The only person good enough would be Daniel Tosh.
Yeah that's right bitches XD
At 4/27/10 09:20 PM, Mans0n wrote: The only person good enough would be Daniel Tosh.Yeah that's right bitches XD
Or maybe he can talk about google, apples, and asain ass porn.
I'm suprised that nobody has said anything about Obama...
Psh yeah right
or maybe adam sandler
Always watching, always waiting, an unseen danger in the forest, waiting for the right time to strike, only seen when you are dead. i am the leopard, and you are the prey.RAWR