Girl Laughed At My... 2010-04-03 16:19:53
Okay so I've been with this girl for a few months now, and all we've really done is kissed so far, you know, just kind of made out like couples do. All that changed last night when we took it a step further. It was a regular deal, I went to her house while her dad was at work, and we made out.
Then we were both in the mood and I got to rubbin'. Yes sir. I managed down to her vagina, where I placed my fingers and wiggled them about in a manner which was pleasing to her. It was hot. She was moaning, and then she smiled. I knew what that smile meant. I dropped my pants and she moved over on her knees towards my waist area.
This is where it gets bad people. Now, she's never seen my penis but I always assumed it looked fairly normal in size, girth, and so on. Apparently i was a little off by the presumption.
When she pulled my pants down my penis was a little chubby, but not completely soft nor hard. She grasped it with her right hand and began to masturbate me. This was my first hand-job and I was a little nervous, I didn't know what to do really, so I just stood there and moaned loudly. It was dark in her room so when she went to suck my penis, she got a good look at it.
Before she could say anything, she laughed. She said, "Is that all?" I told her back "It gets bigger I promise". Then she went to suck it a SECOND time, but couldn't help but snickering. I said "What is it?" She told me it was nothing and tried to presume but couldn't help from laughing. Soon enough, she was almost in tears from laughter. I pulled my pants up and went home a little pissed off.
When I got home I discovered that she said my penis look like, quote for quote; "A forest mushroom". She told her friends, who told my friends. She also said it was tiny. She also compared it to-and I swear to you-"A sausage that got 'run over'". I am so mad and am considering breaking up with her and have even contemplated suicide.
Newgrounds, I really need your help. I don't want to be with someone like that, but on the other hand we've been together for a few months now. I stuck in a situation her. All advice is welcome.