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What do all of you think about having a Internet-Themed Amusement Park?

So far, I have multiple internet-related projects scheduled to be activated by next summer. If you want to learn more about them, please just ask me politely, and I'll share plenty of details about the projects with you, as well as my loved-ones.

Internet World: The Amusement Park & Tech-Resort:

It is going to involve YOU, software-companies, and many webmasters, who are willing to donate their ideas & money to fund Internet World Project by next summer. If you're willing to design theme-park rides or any other interesting art-concepts for that project, please send me a note via deviantART.

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Before I even activate that project, which is due to begin next summer, I'll tell you what Internet World is definitely going to provide:

1. Free Food For Homeless ONLY (everyone else must pay at least 1 dollar for a meal provided by the future restaurants located within my Internet World Theme Park). HELP THE OPPRESSED @ INTERNET WORLD!

2. Tech-Mall (Donation Center), which would be packed with delightful shoppers, who are very interested in donating to open-source software-developers. WE NEED PUBLIC SUPPORT @ INTERNET WORLD!

3. Nerd-Camps (Daytime-Classes) for children struggling in school (especially in their math & history classes). TEACH OUR CHILDREN @ INTERNET WORLD!

4. Porn Rehab-Facilities (Including Game-Rehab Centers) for any of you, who wants to end your addiction to internet-smut & mind-altering games that tend to attract people, who lack adventure in their real-lives. KEEP IT CLEAN @ INTERNET WORLD!

Internet World (theme Park Concept)

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-04 16:49:05


your "internet world" just sounds like some shitty slum in new york, free food for the homeless? porn rehabilitation? do you honestly think normal people will want to be around loser porn addicts and homeless people looking for a free meal? sounds shitty

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 13:47:13


At 2/4/10 04:49 PM, WTL wrote: your "internet world" just sounds like some shitty slum in new york, free food for the homeless? porn rehabilitation? do you honestly think normal people will want to be around loser porn addicts.

It's not going to be a nightmare, like you described. You might like to think of it that way though. That's funny. Internet-World will be the home of all the present & future-memes that were introduced online. by 2012 (if not sooner). I'm planning to make Internet World bigger than Disney World & Universal Studios. Wal-Mart & other major government-controlled corporations will help fund the Internet World Project, and ex-military folks & community-leaders will be at the park & resort to moderate all of the fun activities at the park.

Prepare to meet characters that we all know & love at Internet World, such as Serious Cat, Ceiling Cat, Courage Wolf, Advice Puppy, and Your Mom. She's invited & So-Are-Your-Nuts.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 13:51:19


At 2/6/10 01:47 PM, Chad-Syphrett wrote:
At 2/4/10 04:49 PM, WTL wrote:

That's funny. Internet-World will be the home of all the present & future-memes that were introduced online.

the world ends in 2012... too late


wow i can't believe i made this below

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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 13:54:53


At 2/6/10 01:47 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: 4chan = rape tunnel.

sshh!!! Rules 1 & 2!!!


I win. Flawless victory.

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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 13:58:47


By next, summer, Chad Syphrett will present designs of the rides & events in general, which we may find at Internet World, when (or if) it becomes a real Theme-Park & Tech-Resort.

1 of the rides that I plan to design will have multiple tubes & loose balls (the type that you usually find at McDonalds "Playscapes". I'm going to call it "The Proxy Adventure-Tubes" or "Free Internet Ride". Each tube will have loads of surprises & gifts from the companies that may sponsor Internet World in the near-future.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 14:25:37


This has got to be a joke.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 14:27:50


Instead of tokens in the arcade, you would use internets.


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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 17:37:12


At 2/6/10 01:52 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Rapist wheel
Rape coaster
Scat carts
Genital go ground
Cotton candy stand.

Shut up man you're gonna ruin it!

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 17:50:39


would be boring with all those Rick Rolls around every corner

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 17:51:57


At 2/6/10 05:50 PM, ghdude85 wrote: would be boring with all those Rick Rolls around every corner

I can already smell the "Tunnel of Screamers"

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 18:39:41


This has to be a joke! How do u plan on making this bigger than Disney World and Universal Studios when none of your ideas are not even close to something that sounds enjoyable?


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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 19:04:59


So it's just a high tech homeless shelter?


In December, drinkin' horchata, I look psycotic in a, bal-a-clava.

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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-06 19:13:58


Most of what you said sounds like just about any public school. Where's the penis shaped rollercoaster?


Sig by Maximus

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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-11 15:19:47


Internet World: Theme Park & Tech-Resort is going to be bigger than Six Flags & Disney World. All of the rides at Internet World will be for children & mature-adults. So don't expect to see any rides shaped like a penis or your mom.

Stop trolling my thread.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-12 04:38:02


At 2/6/10 01:58 PM, Chad-Syphrett wrote: By next, summer, Chad Syphrett will present designs of the rides & events in general, which we may find at Internet World, when (or if) it becomes a real Theme-Park & Tech-Resort.

1 of the rides that I plan to design will have multiple tubes & loose balls (the type that you usually find at McDonalds "Playscapes". I'm going to call it "The Proxy Adventure-Tubes" or "Free Internet Ride". Each tube will have loads of surprises & gifts from the companies that may sponsor Internet World in the near-future.

Your idea is dumb, dude. It will never come to fruition. The only people who liked this idea are the people at DeviantArt who actually believed in this crap.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-13 16:03:24


That's not true. Stop being silly, and support me & my dreams.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-13 16:34:31


It seems like such an obvious thing, I have no idea why no one has not thought of it before. When I think of the Internet, I am thinking there would be rides and such that would be specific to certain popular websites. There could be some kind of sky-themed ride (maybe a roller coaster) that would focus on Twitter as their icon is a bird.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-13 16:48:22


I too have several good ideas for scarring children for life.


PLEEZ STEEL MY SIGNICHUR

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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-13 17:59:56


OK It's Official: The online-communities of KnowYourMeme.com & NewGrounds.com will help me design and/or manage the Internet World-Theme Park (Codename: iWorld Project), unless I die this summer.

Bamboozle, from KnowYourMeme.com came up with some excellent ideas for park-rides, like some of you did so. I plan to share those ideas with all of you, someday.

Here are some more ideas I have for Internet World Theme Park-Rides & Events:

1. The Chuck Norris Mountain-Ride

A Chuck Norris Head-shaped mountain, in which park-riders would be quickly shuttled up, around, and through holes (caves) within the mountain. Each hole would have a hidden exit, so as the riders are zooming past mythical scenes from Chuck Norris's epic battles & Monsters, they'll be blasted through dark passages & doors that would suddenly open wide enough for the riders to escape each cave (where the monsters were chasing them).

So basically the Chuck Norris Mountain-Ride would appear much like a haunted rocky-house, except visitors will be going through each sections of that ride in a vehicle that protects them from actually being harmed or struck by any of those performers in the monster-outfits. In other words, that ride will be scary & confusing -like I am.

2. The Over 9000-ft Long Ride - Another roller-coaster, which would blast park-riders up, over, and around various towers & facilities, which I plan to design (and build) at my future-park.

3. The Pedobear Van - This ride will be shaped as van & col:ored brown with yellow "epic smiley-face" dots like this emoticon: http://i41.tinypic.com/k06pmc.jpg

The park-riders, who partake of that ride will be molested, until someone calls the police IRL.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-14 03:12:37


At 2/13/10 05:59 PM, Chad-Syphrett wrote: The park-riders, who partake of that ride will be molested, until someone calls the police IRL.

So, you're promoting molestation? There's no way your "park" will work if you're promoting that! Also, why would somebody pay money to go do Internet stuff at some "theme park"? Just stay home and do it for free.

Your "theme park" is dumb. You know that.

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-14 03:36:05


At 2/6/10 02:25 PM, SouthAsian wrote: This has got to be a joke.

I LoL'd pretty hard


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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-14 20:54:52


How many companies have sponsored you so far?

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-14 20:58:23


At 2/4/10 04:46 PM, Chad-Syphrett wrote:
1. Free Food For Homeless ONLY (everyone else must pay at least 1 dollar for a meal provided by the future restaurants located within my Internet World Theme Park). HELP THE OPPRESSED @ INTERNET WORLD!

do you have food shooting out of your ass or something?

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-14 21:03:48


At 2/11/10 03:19 PM, Chad-Syphrett wrote: Internet World: Theme Park & Tech-Resort is going to be bigger than Six Flags & Disney World. All of the rides at Internet World will be for children & mature-adults. So don't expect to see any rides shaped like a penis or your mom.

Stop trolling my thread.

...but half the interwebz are dicks and porn sites.


OHGAWD

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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-14 21:04:08


In order for this to work you MUST have people dressed up in rick astley, pedobear and the such costumes. Also shoop da woop laser tag.


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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-16 23:16:03


"Vtech just kicked in yo" shooting gallery

Oh no, what do you do when memes aren't family firendly?

Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-16 23:23:07


At 2/14/10 08:56 PM, RDSchley wrote: 98% of the park would be pornographic in nature. The other 2% wouldn't be Newgrounds, as newgrounds has porn in it.

Well, I would say most of it would be a viewing gallery, porn or not.


Who's your warden, baby?

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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-02-24 21:42:28


He got banned from DA! LOL!


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Response to Internet World (theme Park Concept) 2010-03-02 20:12:46


At 2/14/10 08:56 PM, RDSchley wrote: 98% of the park would be pornographic in nature. The other 2% wouldn't be Newgrounds, as newgrounds has porn in it.

It would be Hello Kitty Island Adventure

That's not true. Please consider supporting the project-managers of Internet World Theme Park & Tech Resort. A lot of people (4 strangers on Twitter) know I'm serious about that project. If you think it's a bad idea or you don't wish to be involved in that project, tell me so. Here's my Twitter-page for it: Twitter.com/InternetWorld_ - I promise to help many, who really want to make that project successful.