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Artificial women

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Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:05:11


Here is something to think about, robot experts and programmers have are trying to make machines with advanced AI, they are trying to make machines 'act' like a human. This combined with research into possible future artificialartificial womb and a current trend of more and more Japanese men cant or wont get real women, could mean that in the future theoretically, a Japanese company could create artificial women, like a sex doll, but capable of doing chores, speech, cooking, and never needing to leave the house except for shopping.

Of coarse, it would be creepy, and no matter how life-like a machine seams, it will never be a human and have real emotions. I'm an anti-trans-humanist and I say, even if you have a robot sex slave that looks like Paris Hilton, your still a loser that cant get a real girl.


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:07:45


At 11/29/09 01:05 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: artificialartificial womb

Tell me Mr.Zoraxe7, what good is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:12:40


i dont mind the atrificial intellegence where you TELL is to clean the room it looks for things in the room to clean (i wouldnt get one, just saying), but it shouldnt have to much mind to be able to determine what needs to be done without your permission. we dont need the terminator/i robot effect here.


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:15:35


i tell you, robots will destroy us all!

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:17:55


At 11/29/09 01:15 PM, Goldfire64 wrote: i tell you, robots will destroy us all!

no they need us to...ummm get water...no they have sub....SHIT WE ARE ALL DEAD


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:18:11


At 11/29/09 01:10 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: A loser? An almost real woman:

Somebody has a bad time with women.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:18:13


At 11/29/09 01:10 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: A loser? An almost real woman:
Can't get pregnant
Won't complain all the time
Won't steal your money
Won't want you to buy stuff for them
Won't leave you for someone else
Will do all your chores (and not complain while she is doing it)
Will do it with you whenever you feel like it.

You make some very valid points there my good sir.


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 13:18:15


i wish i could have been born in an artificial womb.


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 14:00:10


When I heard "Originally made for handicapped men", all I thought was a guy in a wheelchair crying because he is having sex with a fake woman.


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 14:55:48


At 11/29/09 01:05 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: 'act' like a human.

In other words they bitch and complain constantly?

I'll pass on this.

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 15:37:49


I'd buy one for the chores, so then when I'm married my wife can live comfortably.

However, I wouldn't use it for sex.


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 16:11:59


At 11/29/09 01:05 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: a Japanese company could create artificial women, like a sex doll, but capable of doing chores, speech, cooking, and never needing to leave the house except for shopping.

Don't be so sexist. >:3

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 16:13:32


Sounds like some Ghost in the Shell shit.

and we all know how that went AM I RIGHT

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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 16:25:56


At 11/29/09 01:10 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: A loser? An almost real woman:
Can't get pregnant
Won't complain all the time
Won't try to change you
Won't steal your money
Won't want you to buy stuff for them
Won't want you to take them out if you don't want to
Won't want to take up 95% of your time
Won't betray you
Won't leave you for someone else

Won't get fat!

Will do all your chores (and not complain while she is doing it)
Will do it with you whenever you feel like it.

I'd say that's a smart investment, it'll save you a lot of money and time in the long run.

This.
Women are always holding us back on scientific advances.
No to stem cell research.... no to test tube babies...
For fucks sake... we are so far behind with advances in medical technology because some important vagina somewhere is always COMPLAINING.

I can only imagine what hilarious protests would happen...

STOP SEX DOLLS! IF YOU ALLOW THEM... I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED, BECOME A LEECH, AND SIT ON MY ASS THE REST OF MY LIFE!


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 16:40:33


Better than superficial women.

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 16:48:09


At 11/29/09 03:37 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: However, I wouldn't use it for sex.

Any experienced man knows that electricity and genetalia do not mix.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:14:25


While that would be nice, I think some people would mistreat them. Some mean people would think of them like vermin or even abuse them. They may be artificial, but that would be cruel wouldn't it?


Somehow I don't trust that smile.

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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:25:46


At 11/29/09 05:18 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 11/29/09 05:14 PM, majoramaster wrote: While that would be nice, I think some people would mistreat them. Some mean people would think of them like vermin or even abuse them. They may be artificial, but that would be cruel wouldn't it?
If they develop a real AI by the time they reach the market, they'll probably have rights too.

Fuck that shit.

That's like giving my MP3 rights because it can organize my playlists.


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:28:33


I want to buy one

Girls have cooties.

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:28:41


At 11/29/09 05:18 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: If they develop a real AI by the time they reach the market, they'll probably have rights too.

Sir! That is my property and I will do as I please with it!


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:30:41


At 11/29/09 01:05 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: and a current trend of more and more Japanese men cant or wont get real women.

All those asian women all alone without a man? Gentlemen, I suggest we fill this vacuum. TO JAPAN!!!


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:37:43


At 11/29/09 05:30 PM, animehater wrote:
At 11/29/09 01:05 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: and a current trend of more and more Japanese men cant or wont get real women.
All those asian women all alone without a man? Gentlemen, I suggest we fill this vacuum. TO JAPAN!!!

Aye, Captain! We shall set sail to the land of linley women on Wednesday.

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:43:06


Me likey!

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 17:46:24


At 11/29/09 05:26 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 11/29/09 05:25 PM, Corky-D wrote: Fuck that shit.

That's like giving my MP3 rights because it can organize my playlists.
I mean an AI capable of sentience.

My Mp3player is sentient, it hates me. Takes ages to start songs and won't work according to my will. One day it's gonna strangle me in my sleep with the headphones or just kill me with shitty music.

I would think that humanity would have moved along should we ever witness hardware ever becoming sentient. Of course we would have set up all kinds of rules and regulations to protect those now-alive computing mechaniloids from being upset. I could even imagine a judge, just for AI's.

HUMANITY MOVING ALONG?
OH WHO AM I KIDDING


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 18:06:05


As I was reading I laughed... at the "Gets fat" part, and immediately thought of you and Rosy...Turns out this was you writing it. HAHA.

Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 18:08:56


At 11/29/09 06:06 PM, thebubman wrote: As I was reading I laughed... at the "Gets fat" part, and immediately thought of you and Rosy...Turns out this was you writing it. HAHA.

Lolol


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 18:20:08


Having a robot wife is cheaper than having a REAL one. How much?


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Response to Artificial women 2009-11-29 21:43:14


I'm thinking that the GitS future is a very plausible real future.

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