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Girl Problems.

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Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:24:00


I can't believe I'm doing this, but hell. Why not?
Yea, some of you know, I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold. Old news.
I've been dating this girl, for about a year. Shes nice, has a good sense in humor, and sex is pretty great.
(I'm 14, any sex is pretty great.)
But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..
Pretty much, I have girls flirt with me, quite often. Its hard to just stick with one, ya know?
You look at her and go "Well she'd do this" and look at the her and say "Well she is this."
Its weird, when I'm around my girlfriend, I love her.
When I'm not, I'm thinking about whether that blond girl puts out..

What do you suppose I do?
TLDR; Shut up and read.

Witty sarcastic comments are welcome.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:25:33


I've got so many awful things to say, I don't even know which one to use.


Formerly known as Headshot777

The Newgrounds BBS is like a woman. All the teenagers who get into it make a terrible mess within two minutes. -Jercurpac

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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:27:43


Heres what you do:

- Don't poke any more girls until you have a job that pays at least 30k a year so youll be able to support the kid you accidentally have.
- Wait until your 18+ to date a girl.


I twittered that I made a facebook and digged it on myspace and gaia online then on my iphone app.

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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:28:21


At 11/7/09 02:25 PM, Twilight wrote: Isn't this called puberty?

I lol'd

At 11/7/09 02:27 PM, RDSchley wrote: ..its obvious that your gay.

. You'll have a reputation of being a cheater and asshole (even though your most likely not, its just how women discribe men they can't have)

I've never cheated on my Girlfriend.
I just think about it...alot.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:28:52


your only 14, it doesn't matter what you do. just fuck em all, it's not like you'll stay with any of them forever.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:29:27


You probably live in Beverly Hills with a wealthy family who gets everything handed to you. You don't deserve help.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:31:15


At 11/7/09 02:29 PM, Perversion wrote: You probably live in Beverly Hills with a wealthy family who gets everything handed to you. You don't deserve help.

Nah, I'm a middle class long islander, moneys kinda tight.
I don't complain, my life's great.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:31:23


At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: I love her

uh huh, yeah im sure you do.

moving on

unless you plan on marrying the whore dont worry. they'll be plenty of other girls...

provided this place doesnt destroy your chances

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:31:39


At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..

well, it;s not love if you like other girls besides here... NEVER CHEAT, NEVER CHEAT ON A GIRL!!!! just wait until she throws you out for another boy (or girl)... that's what 14 year old girls do, when they get bored they ditch you


pm me for lockerz invites!

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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:57:41


Wow I wish I was getting this much pussy at 14!

*is 16*


Naota doesn't play that shit.

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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 14:59:31


At 11/7/09 02:31 PM, halen1 wrote:
At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..
well, it;s not love if you like other girls besides here... NEVER CHEAT, NEVER CHEAT ON A GIRL!!!! just wait until she throws you out for another boy (or girl)... that's what 14 year old girls do, when they get bored they ditch you

Well I don't think he actually loves this girl or this wouldnt be a problem, but regardless of who your with you can always fall fancy to another women. Im not to saying you'll have sex with them or cheat but you can fall in love while loving another person. And dude seriously, you don't know what you got till its gone so this might be the case for this girl you "love" if you cheat on her. I know your tempted but a real man can resist such temptations of lust.


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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:01:27


i'm just going to call bullshit. everyone can tell you're a virgin loser who is trying to seem cool by saying you get laid all the time.


Dunno why I am still here.

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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:01:57


At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: ...I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold... and sex is pretty great.

No words or pictures can express the facepalm which you've forced me to do.


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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:02:15


At 11/7/09 02:59 PM, Yukin wrote:
Well I don't think he actually loves this girl or this wouldnt be a problem,

No, I do love her. Belive me, its been thought over and over.
but regardless of who your with you can always fall fancy to another women. Im not to saying you'll have sex with them or cheat but you can fall in love while loving another person. And dude seriously, you don't know what you got till its gone so this might be the case for this girl you "love" if you cheat on her. I know your tempted but a real man can resist such temptations of lust.

Your right. Its just, I don't know. I do know I have little crushes on other girls, but ugh.

Fucking little kid problems.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:06:45


At 11/7/09 03:01 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: i'm just going to call bullshit. everyone can tell you're a virgin loser who is trying to seem cool by saying you get laid all the time.

Ugh, shoot and miss.
C'mon, I've gotten to third base on the NG stickam chat for Christs sake.

At 11/7/09 03:01 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote: ...I'm a little egotistic 14 yearold... and sex is pretty great.
No words or pictures can express the facepalm which you've forced me to do.

Yea I get it, grow up.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:08:41


Relationship crew?

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:09:14


At 11/7/09 03:08 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Relationship crew?

Waah?

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:29:39


that last bit made me so happy. now i'm legally aloud to flame with smartass comments like these:

dont worry about girls kid, stick to having sex with your mom.

that must be why you started dating guys, you always know which one to choose now.

choose the one who is willing to be on birth control so you dont need condoms.

date them all and have an orgy?

wow. looks like you have a crush on the whole chess club huh?

date them all and when one asks if your cheating say "no" and start singing poker face.

dump them all and go back to your card board cut-out of miley cyrus?

stop dating chicks over the internet and having webcam sex with them?

get off newgrounds and get a life.

become a vampire and find a girl named bella who begs for sex and for you to "bite" her?

stop fantasizing about having girlfriends and go get a real one?

god dam i'm good at this.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:30:19


You deserve a cock in your ass, stupid fuck.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:39:03


Sex at 14? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i kinda envy you a little bit though =\

Lol'd

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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:40:15


At 11/7/09 03:39 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote: Sex at 14? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i kinda envy you a little bit though =\

you do know he was lying right? and that he's a 24 yearold virgin? kay then.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:40:45


At 11/7/09 03:40 PM, DaShadowz wrote:
At 11/7/09 03:39 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote: Sex at 14? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i kinda envy you a little bit though =\
you do know he was lying right? and that he's a 24 yearold virgin? kay then.

Lol, I knw rite?

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:43:49


At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote:
But, heres the thing, I love her, but I think I also got a thing for this other girl..and another..

3-some. Duuuuuuh!

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:44:11


look dont touch.
Stick with the one you love.
If you leave here you may not find another as good as she is!


.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:44:13


Apparently he lives in/on penis and hes a prostitute?

lolwut?

Lol'd

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Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:46:23


At 11/7/09 02:24 PM, 372 wrote:
But, heres the thing, I love her,

No you don't, thread over.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:54:11


The kid is fourteen.

This is his idea of "cool". He is trying to achieve the status of cool by making up lies like these. Just look at his profile picture. Seriously. He is virgin and probably wanks off to porn every night before he goes to bed.

I was the same when I was his age. You think you're one of the big boys at fourteen, yet you are nothing but a little kid. Come back in 5 years kid, you'll know what I'm talking about then.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 15:57:44


The OP is probably a gay, emo virgin who posts these lies to bolster his minuscule self-esteem. When that no longer works, I'm sure he'll try smoking crack!

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 16:01:36


Once you lose it, you'll always be curious about how others would "perform". Point is, you've got something thats working. Don't fuck it up.

Response to Girl Problems. 2009-11-07 16:04:16


I'm 14,
sex
love

what