At 12/12/09 06:49 PM, puddinN64 wrote:
How can I get my parents let me join the wrestling team, despite my poor grades?
By improving your grades. This is a topic about fixing your problems, not about making them magically go away so that everything will be super easy.
At 12/12/09 07:47 PM, FoodnSex wrote:
How can I kill everyone?
With enough patience, everyone will die.
At 12/13/09 09:34 AM, Tateos wrote:
Oh Elfer, what should I do with my sorry ass?
I don't know, send her an email maybe?
At 12/13/09 09:40 AM, AlkaSeltzer wrote:
Dear Elfer,
What is a good Secret Santa/Kris Kringle/Amigo Secreto present to give without looking like a "cop-out," "show-off" or "over-generous"?
And dont say gift voucher, because that is a "cop-out"
Thanks in advance Elfer.
Well, if you consider catch-all gifts to be a cop-out, then there's no suggestion I could give you that wouldn't be a cop-out.
Traditionally, alcohol (something classy like wine or a good bottle of spirits) works, as do expensive/premium food products. They're pretty much universally enjoyed, and people have a low propensity to buy high-end things like this for themselves, so it's likely they don't already have it. They're also transient, so the person will never end up stuck with something they either throw away or hate looking at.
For example, last year I needed a present for my girlfriend's mother, and she's fairly picky about the sort of things she'd want to have around her house (for good reason, her house is really cool). So I went to a local gourmet food shop and got her some of their aged white cheddar (which they only sell at the holidays) and a bag of good coffee.
There's weird conventions to getting the feel of it right though, otherwise it will just seem like a cop-out. Generally, things that are less "prepared" work better (i.e. a box of chocolates is not as good as a bar of imported chocolate), and try to pick something that the person specifically likes. As a rule, all women like chocolate and all men like beer.
At 12/13/09 11:10 AM, ThugAim wrote:
How do I shot web?
Read the friggin' thread.