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Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men!

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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:38:45


It's over 900!


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:40:28


they need to invent a new word. the one that comes after smut.

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:40:44


She has no self-respect left.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:41:56


At 10/28/09 12:40 PM, Mostasteless wrote: they need to invent a new word. the one that comes after smut.

snut?

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:42:22


Meh. It's easy for a woman to get laid constantly. If it were a man I would be impressed.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:42:45


At 10/28/09 12:40 PM, Mostasteless wrote: they need to invent a new word. the one that comes after smut.

American Idol?

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:42:46


Does she have a ton of children? If not, I'll bet she had a bunch of abortions. And if not that, I'll bet she must have the best form of birth control imaginable. I would so like at least find out what kind of meds she's using! Honestly, I really don't even find her that attractive.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:45:56


At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children?

Yeah really...Most birth control is 99% effective? So that means statistically she should have gotten pregnant 9 times?


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:52:52


I bet her snatch looks like an abandoned airplane hangar that an enterprising young jew has set up a mayonnaise shop in.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 12:58:42


At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, milinko959 wrote: Meh. It's easy for a woman to get laid constantly. If it were a man I would be impressed.

if it was a man id be impressed enough to give him the title of modern day quagmire, but sadly its just another crazed sex addict.

virgins beware....

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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:00:34


Shit... I know her!

I thought I was the only one :(


Bananular.

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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:02:31


Wilt had sex with over 20,000 women, beat that!


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:10:26


Oh no! And she made me feel so special that night.......


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:17:53


SHIT-TIER SKANK

Pales in comparison to Chuck Palahniuk's Snuff

THAT'S GOD-TIER

600 MEN MARATHON


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:29:19


i wonder how man STDs she has


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:32:24


Is it even special for a women to have a lot of sex? I mean, you don't have to do much except enter a room and ask one question.

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:32:33


At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children? If not, I'll bet she had a bunch of abortions. And if not that, I'll bet she must have the best form of birth control imaginable.

Hurf-durf, condoms, pulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient. She's doing almost everyone that catches her eye so I'm sure she's not above a little babybatter in her grill.

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:34:28


At 10/28/09 01:32 PM, Yorik wrote:
At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children? If not, I'll bet she had a bunch of abortions. And if not that, I'll bet she must have the best form of birth control imaginable.
Hurf-durf, condoms, pulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient. She's doing almost everyone that catches her eye so I'm sure she's not above a little babybatter in her grill.

Yeah, I doubt that those work 900/900 times. I doubt they work 700/900 times. She is probably on birth control.

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:35:44


HEFNER, WHAT DOES THE WHORE-O-METER SAY ABOUT HER SLUTINESS?
ITS OVER 900!!
900?!

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:36:41


I am 28 And i had sex with only 4 people in my life. Good lord poor girl must not have a life. over 900! I think she is fibbing. that would be almost 1 a day for almost three years. good lord she needs help if she has sex that much. I have not had any in 3 years or so.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:48:42


A truly sad human being. Makes you wonder what's missing in her life that she feels sex is the only way to make herself feel better.

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:52:38


If the thread title included another "0", I wouldn't have believed it. But nine-hundred? That's very insane.
I also would have expected a male to be more into something like this rather than a female, but once again, I stand corrected.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:52:47


At 10/28/09 12:37 PM, BeRightBackk wrote:
I want her.

Why? It'd be like inserting a pencil into a bucket.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:54:40


At 10/28/09 01:32 PM, Yorik wrote:
At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, Ericho wrote: Does she have a ton of children? If not, I'll bet she had a bunch of abortions. And if not that, I'll bet she must have the best form of birth control imaginable.
Hurf-durf, condoms, pulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient. She's doing almost everyone that catches her eye so I'm sure she's not above a little babybatter in her grill.

Of course, the most effective birth control! Especially when you're having sex 3 times a day!


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:56:48


Its called self restraint lady. over 900 men, probably an equall amount of STD's.

Look how she's trying to look attractive in the photo. But you know her vag looks like a pair of floppy elephant ears x.x

whore.


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:58:46


At 10/28/09 12:42 PM, milinko959 wrote: Meh. It's easy for a woman to get laid constantly. If it were a man I would be impressed.

that

also shes ugly as fuck


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 13:58:52


At 10/28/09 12:38 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: It's over 900!

lmfao I had to

Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men!


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Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 14:00:11


At 10/28/09 01:58 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
At 10/28/09 12:38 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: It's over 900!
lmfao I had to

No you didn't It's not funny.
In the slightest.

Response to Women, 28, Slept with Over 900 Men! 2009-10-28 14:02:04


At 10/28/09 01:32 PM, Yorik wrote:
Apulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient.

You're an idiot if you think pulling out is a form of birth control.

Ever heard of pre-cum? It still contains semen you know.

I've no doubt this woman is on birth control pills and likely still gets men to wear condoms too. She's a smart girl apparently so she'd want to stay away from stds and the more she has sex the more at risk she is.


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