MIRACLE WHIP-THE EDGY, COOL, AND HARDCORE MAYONNAISE.
"We are Miracle Whip, and we will not tone it down"
Apparently mayonnaise can be rebellious and edgy. Quite frankly this commercial is just fucking ridiculous. I know that companies are trying to be edgy nowadays but this is too fucking far. BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING MAYONNAISE! NOBODY EXPECTS MAYONNAISE TO BE EDGY. I hate society so fucking much sometimes...
And no, I haven't gotten around to seeing this on the Colbert Report in case anyone is wondering. I'm just hearing of that.
I was expecting a thread about mayonnaise with bits of jagged steel.
I am disappointed.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
At 10/20/09 08:34 PM, StarF68 wrote: Seriously, is that how they expect the masses to react? Please tell me we're not at this point at society where we're THIS easily swayed.
HEY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR CONFORMIST MAYONNAISE WHILE ME AND ALL MY COOL, EDGY, HIPSTER FRIENDS SIT AROUND AND EAT MIRACLE WHIP.
MIRICALE WHIP IS SOME EDGY SHIT DAWG.
MAYONAISE IS FOR CONFORMIST CORPERATION FAGS, WE EAT MIRACLE WHIP AND LISTEN TO GREEN DAY AND READ ROB LIEFELD COMICS!
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.
At 10/20/09 08:38 PM, homor wrote: WE EAT MIRACLE WHIP AND LISTEN TO GREEN DAY AND READ ROB LIEFELD COMICS!
FREQUENTLY AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME. WHILE DRINKING COFFEE FROM SHITTY CAFES AND TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH STARBUCKS SUCKS AND THE GENERAL POPULATION IS COMPRISED OF TOOLS AND SHEEP.
At 10/20/09 09:09 PM, Rig wrote: Don't forget...you're all using Macs.
Well duh.
If you were allergic to mayonnaise what would this do to you?
At 10/20/09 10:27 PM, cast wrote: Link NSFW
This is HARDCORE Man a's. Originally discovered in Newgrounds Paltalk.
He is my best friend.
That guy is pretty cool. I bet he eats Miracle Whip by the drum load.
At 10/20/09 10:27 PM, cast wrote: Link NSFW
This is HARDCORE Man a's. Originally discovered in Newgrounds Paltalk.
He is my best friend.
That...w...a.....h......the fuck.....what....
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The guy below me is gay
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
I've seen that ad on before. They're saying "FUCK MAYO MIRACLE WHIP IS THE SHIT YOU SHOULD GO BUY SOME BECAUSE ITS HARDCORE"
PSN ID/Gamertag: KittensWithBeer
At 10/20/09 09:09 PM, Rig wrote: Don't forget...you're all using Macs.
MACS ARE COUNTERCULTURE BECAUSE THEY COME IN 2 COLORS AND COST TOO MUCH, RIG
Moar sig.
I saw that about 3 months ago.
But, anyways, Miracle-Whip is the fucking god.
Regular mayonaiise shit taste like ass.
Miracle whip my friends!
At 10/21/09 04:16 AM, Tykwa wrote: Regular mayonaiise shit taste like ass.
two things that i found wrong with this
1) why and how would you know what ass taste like also what part of the ass?
2) normal people put mayo on things, therefore adding to what you put it on and the way you're putting it makes it sound like you eat it with a spoon
in your bbs, killin your threads
the more you hate it, the stronger it gets
This commercial has been running for a while now...
Mayonnaise IS edgy! You just hate mayonnaise because you're jealous of how awesome it is!
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I FUCKING LOVE MIRACLE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!
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