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The Cleveland Show. Porn

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The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:01:32


It's horrible.

I'll break it down for you by the first three episodes and my thoughts.

Pilot:
1:08-Okay...so far this is a normal Family Guy episode with a lame cutaway joke where Cleveland Jr. aged fast...you know what? Why the fuck not? It's stupid, but I'll forgive it because it came from a show where a chick was pregnant for 5 years.
1:15-THE FUCK IS UP WITH CLEVELAND JR's VOICE!? He sounds like the Coco Puffs guy on half speed and crack.
1:25-The first real joke non-Family Guy related and it's horrible.
2:00-Okay, I giggled at the lame "coming" joke, but it wasn't that great.
2:43- Oh God, kill me now.
2:50- Wait!? When did Bonnie have the baby?
3:23- Shameless girls making out and Quagmire making an awful joke. I begin to wonder if he is getting his own spinoff.
3:53- Realizes Peter is stupid, but the French joke was funny how?
4:07- o.O (Hearing the themesong for the first time)
4:19- Why is there a bear? Is there really a bear or does it just rhyme?
4:43- Cleveland Jr's voice makes me want to punch a baby.
4:46- So you are saying Gene Hackman is gay? What?
5:30- I am hearing crickets and thinking about vagina's because he made a muff joke.
6:22- I verbally yelled an expletive because this show fails at the funny.
6:50- Thought about a cat even though the idiotic fur joke was about something else. Thought about adopting a cat and then killing it. This show is bad.
7:10- Okay, so Cleveland Jr. is essentially Black Chris. Well then Tv show, wow me some more.
7:22- FIRST RACIAL JOKE! WOO! A set up for the confused racist character who is probably going to be more awkward than funny.
7:30- Douchebag!
8:21- Little black kid an obvious replacement for Stewie. Only he's black! And sexual! How can you rape comedy anymore show? Please, please let me know!
8:25- Want to kill midgets now.
9:00- Ahem, this has moved right on to unfunny offensive. "6 Al-Queda's!" and "Oh no you didn't Al-Queda's!" The daughter might as well have AIDS and have a trick baby or two while we are at it. You know, cause the show is black.
9:12- You know if you are trying to be different then maybe you shouldn't use the same cutaway joke formula that Family Guy uses.
9:20- Predictable, but I laughed.
9:42- Boyfriend is Federline...oh god...no...no...
9:56- If my daughter tells me shit like that then its time for a little domestic abuse.
10:05- Did the fucking show just make fun of itself? Does it not have any confidence in itself or something?
10:23- K-FED is gone so stop making jokes about the douche.
10:52- First, the joke wasn't funny, but now you are running it to rock bottom.
11:38- There...there is a bear...why?
11:44- Novelty gone. Voice annoying. Must go to California and kill creator.
12:37- Started to think about jabbing a pen in my eyes.
12:50- Gential mutilation as a joke. HAW HAW HAW! People in Africa and the Middle East are laughing it up right now! HAW HAW HAW!
13:10- GO BACK TO FUCKING FAMILY GUY CLEVELAND! GO BACK TO FAMILY GUY WHERE YOU BELONG!
13:41- I actually laughed...ha ha...I laughed hard. The joke was funny and subtle. It's the kind of jokes this show deserves.
14:16- NOT FUNNY WITH LITTLE GIRLS! NOT FUNNY WITH LITTLE GIRLS! ALERT! ALERT!
15:42- DUN DUN DUN! Advisary alert!
16:11- REALLY!? A BEAR!?
17:05- Wonder why I subject myself to this bullshit.
19:00- Oh yeah, I figured this would happen. The husband is stupid.
19:37- What is with this bullshit!? A MONTAGE! A FUCKING MONTAGE!?
21:00- They got married...and another black joke...oh my god. I'm having a stroke! THIS SHOW IS SO BAD IM HAVING A STROKE!

Yeah, If I watch another episode I will kill something. I don't know what, but I will kill it.

(Also, I put porn in the title because I told everyone I would do it)

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:03:28


More like: Jokes white people will be called racist for saying


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:13:10


At 10/15/09 06:07 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
what a waste of my 10k post

Haha! Congrats anyway.

Never seen the Cleveland show yet. Not planning on seeing it either.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 06:23:06


At 10/15/09 06:09 AM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
You know he must take a lot of drugs, must be why he was stupid to create this abomination of a show in the first place.

It's not that bad of a show....a few bad recurring gags....but characters are pretty good

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 08:23:59


WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 11:11:12


At 10/15/09 08:23 AM, deathhold333 wrote: WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!

Because no one wants to watch a show about a daterapist airline pilot.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 11:19:36


At 10/15/09 11:11 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:23 AM, deathhold333 wrote: WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!
Because no one wants to watch a show about a daterapist airline pilot.

Wrong.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 11:30:39


Well It also could have come worst.
I didnt expect more...
Its like a black version of Family guy though.
(And its in 16:9! Wow...)

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:16:40


I enjoyed the first few episodes.
If you like family guy then obviously you'll like this show somewhat, it's not as if there was a spin off from the simpsons directed by David Lynch and starring live actors....
It's the SAME principal production team.

But more importantly....you assume people care what you think.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:17:49


Pretty much anything Seth MacFarlane has done in the past few years has been terrible. I didn't even bother watching it. Glad I didn't.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:20:26


I wish they made a show about Quagmire.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:22:47


At 10/15/09 06:07 AM, Sekhem wrote: what a waste of my 10k post

you never get a proper post for a milestone.

i should know, I've had my fair share.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:31:41


remember how around the end of Episode two Cleveland saw his son working in the Men's bathroom making Friends, money, and respect?

and remember how Cleveland made him stop for no discernible reason?

that was the point i lost any emotional connection to Cleveland.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 12:46:54


At 10/15/09 11:17 AM, FleschRott wrote: why does FAMILY GUY have its own SHOW..?
why is Seth MacFarlane so unfunny...?
that is the question!

well atlest american dads a little funny and more violent.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:22:06


At 10/15/09 12:16 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:
But more importantly....you assume people care what you think.

Care enough to reply to the topic.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:31:01


Shoulda made a Quagmire show.

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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:34:23


At 10/15/09 06:09 AM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
You know he must take a lot of drugs, must be why he was stupid to create this abomination of a show in the first place.

they are, if you listen to the commentary's of the dvds Seth Mcfarland mentions Marijuana at least once per commentary.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 13:38:31


Seth keeps making them because people keep watching his shit. Family Guy used to be decent, but after it got reaired, Seth just said, "fuck it, I'm gonna turn this into the dumbest piece of shit I can" just to piss Fox off, but people still watched.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 14:10:41


I like the people who insult Seth McFarlane....y'know, he's a hell of a lot more successful than you, because not only is he a billionaire, but he's making this money off of the worst television shows known to man. I'd like to see you make a better (or even shittier show, hell) and make the same amount of money. Go on now. This man's a genius, because he knows how to make a lot of money without putting any effort into his work. Sure, it loses respect, but people still watch it...people still think it's funny, and people still support him. It's just that the more intelligent people start to speak against it.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 14:25:47


I made that same statement about Michael Bay, but that doesn't make his movies any more shittier.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:03:48


At 10/15/09 11:17 AM, FleschRott wrote: why does FAMILY GUY have its own SHOW..?
why is Seth MacFarlane so unfunny...?
that is the question!

Agreed, all his shows are awful


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:05:32


At 10/15/09 11:11 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 10/15/09 08:23 AM, deathhold333 wrote: WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!
Because no one wants to watch a show about a daterapist airline pilot.

I would watch the programme, then buy the DVD.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:26:57


At 10/15/09 12:20 PM, Bendt wrote: I wish they made a show about Quagmire.

Quagmire works better as a secondary character.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:27:21


Everybody wishes they kept King of the Hill now.


Ha ha...Charade you are

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:28:28


At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy

thats a horrible pic of him

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:34:05


At 10/15/09 04:26 PM, homor wrote:
At 10/15/09 12:20 PM, Bendt wrote: I wish they made a show about Quagmire.
Quagmire works better as a secondary character.

I saw an interview where he talked about how he considered Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland for their own show but knew there was no possible way he could make a show about Quagmire or Joe.

ON the topic of Seth Mcfarlene animations, its kind of funny, I remember hating Family guy back in Middle and the start of highschool, when everyone else was always enjoying the shit out of them and I could never get away from the dumb jokes.

Now, everyone is loosing interest and says American Dad! and The Cleveland show suck, but I'm enjoying all three of his shows more then ever and am a fan of Seth's work.

Anyway thats that.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 16:45:01


I don't get it. Why does the most, unfunny, boring, and unlikeable character get a spin off? Cleveland is the most bland and boring character in Family Guy. Why would any of the characters get a spin off? Fucking greedy bastard.


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Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 17:02:35


At 10/15/09 06:09 AM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 10/15/09 06:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: familly guyy
You know he must take a lot of drugs, must be why he was stupid to create this abomination of a show in the first place.

He can get away with assassinating the President, bankrupting America, and stealing a NASA rocket to crash land on Mars, with that seeeexy voice. He could even kidnap my heart.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 17:04:36


At 10/15/09 04:45 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: I don't get it. Why does the most, unfunny, boring, and unlikeable character get a spin off? Cleveland is the most bland and boring character in Family Guy. Why would any of the characters get a spin off? Fucking greedy bastard.

because he already has American dad and if he made another show white a white main character black people would cry racist.

Response to The Cleveland Show. Porn 2009-10-15 17:06:40


I watched all of the season premiere and half of the second before trying to control my stomach into not throwing up. It's like a lame black sitcom in cartoon, nothing funny.


Yah when me shit turns perple and smells like Rainbow Sherbet!

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