How come us males on the BBS make cock jokes, but the Females of the BBS don't make Vagina jokes?
Vagina Jokes
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Because they are all lesbians with fat weiners.
Plus. find a good joke about a vagina.....there really aren't that many of them!
At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, yugimt wrote: How come us males on the BBS make cock jokes, but the Females of the BBS don't make Vagina jokes?
Because vagina jokes are not as funny
"your vagina are more floppy than a squid"
that sucked....
Be mature for once and not make cock jokes. Maybe someone will like you!
At 10/12/09 03:14 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, yugimt wrote: How come us males on the BBS make cock jokes, but the Females of the BBS don't make Vagina jokes?Because vagina jokes are not as funny
I forget who posted it, but one of the lines I remember from the BBS is "holes aren't funny".
At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, yugimt wrote: How come us males on the BBS make cock jokes, but the Females of the BBS don't make Vagina jokes?
What are you talking about? Quite simply ever female NG user makes both cock and vagina jokes. Why? Because they have the mentality and balls to do so.
Newgrounds does strange things to people, especially female people.
cherry garcia: its like having an angel cum in your mouth
I have a good one
guy one: What do you call vagina?
guy two: I call it a cab so I can get some sleep
Fine it wasn't that good.
But there are more cock jokes because, let's face it. Cocks are just awesome (no homo)
Her pussy was so tight that a bacteria couldn't get in!
i should have posted this with an alt...
Bringing back old shit.
Ooh! I have one!
How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two! One to put the lightbulb in, and another to make me a sammich.
Ye
At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, Diddy wrote: Plus. find a good joke about a vagina.....there really aren't that many of them!
mines better than a joke, its a whole poem
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
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At 10/12/09 03:46 PM, gingermagicman wrote: No, this is newgrounds.
Your "maturity" argument is invalid.
We <3 cocks here.
Fixed
At 10/12/09 07:37 PM, Chdonga wrote: Because the only gurls here have dicks.
Like Jade?
At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, yugimt wrote: the Females of the BBS
This is where your argument falls down.
Bald man in a canoe.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
At 10/12/09 07:41 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote:At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, Diddy wrote: Plus. find a good joke about a vagina.....there really aren't that many of them!mines better than a joke, its a whole poem
...that... was... beautiful...
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At 10/12/09 03:51 PM, therealanimator wrote: we need stamper's approval on this.
because girls aren't funny
At 10/12/09 07:41 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote:At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, Diddy wrote: Plus. find a good joke about a vagina.....there really aren't that many of them!mines better than a joke, its a whole poem
I love you.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, yugimt wrote: the Females of the BBS
THAT'S where you dropped the ball. There are none.
I'm going to steal a joke from Drawn Together:
Whats your favourite thing to call a vagina?
A taxi so I can roll over and get some sleep!
Not great but whatever, there has only been like 2 jokes prior to this post.
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-The Nightwatchman
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At 10/12/09 03:15 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Er made a hand vagina?
hehe thats fun
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At 10/12/09 07:41 PM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote:At 10/12/09 03:13 PM, Diddy wrote: Plus. find a good joke about a vagina.....there really aren't that many of them!mines better than a joke, its a whole poem
That.... was beautiful.
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What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman.
"my vagina is so tight, i can't even menstruate! so all the blood get stacked up in my knees so i look pregnant! omgomgomg lawd!"
"Your twat is sooo wide,that I fell inside and was lost for 3 days"
I tried lulz
