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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 02:01:40 Reply

At 2/24/06 09:47 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 2/24/06 09:24 PM, GoodFella wrote: y0 fam, I need help, can you change your password on your account?

I looked but I cant seem to find an option for it. Is it even possible?

It is not spelled out, but is actually quite simple...

1. Log into your account.
2. Click account options.
3. Click edit personal profile.
4. Down at the bottom of the page is a place to enter your password. Just type in the new one in both boxes, click submit, and your golden.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 02:13:02 Reply

ok, here is one off the top of my head...

I got to the TurkeyBean hideout and was ready for business,
I knew what Strauss wanted to talk about, I was ready to do this,
calmed myself down like a budist, realizing I was fuckin with the truest,
When I got to the main room, the excitment came soon,
saw Strauss loading a silver 9 that looked like mine
except his had gold trim and a wooden handle that was hard to find
Strauss says- Its been a long time, how you been?
I say- Just fine, you wanna begin?
Strauss says fuck yes with a cock of the gun and a grin.
Time to take out ebaum, his sister, brother, father, and his mom
I took care of the grandparents and other relatives,
now lets make this hit, nobody lives.
They will be at a gay pride event in an hour, heres the plan
we launch a couple of rocket propelled gernades at thier honda minivan,
while you shoot Eric in the face with this gun in my hand.
that was the plan, to kill ebaum, just so you know
we wanted to blow his face off and proceded to do so

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 02:14:39 Reply

At 2/26/06 06:22 PM, MrDeadly wrote: are you serious? i thought you just accidently left that space there, and usually put people that you hate there. im glad im the first :)

Nonono. It means (as a joke btw, no one take offence) that the people below me on the page, and also me, are dickheads.

At 2/27/06 12:05 AM, Speedy1234 wrote: Found the Chat Room

Cool. Of course there's no one on at this time but I'll check back later.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 02:21:20 Reply

At 2/27/06 02:01 AM, Turkeybean wrote: It is not spelled out, but is actually quite simple...

duh...i am a airhead sometimes...I thought since you hada type that in on every edit it was a login thing, durrr thanks man

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 02:23:44 Reply

At 2/27/06 02:13 AM, GoodFella wrote: ok, here is one off the top of my head...

Very nice work man. I really like this. I give it 5/5. You really did somthing different here, bonus for that. I know it was said that it was done one other time, but i havn't seen it. So this is one original piece to me. Way to put your style on it. keep it up.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 02:27:50 Reply

At 2/27/06 02:21 AM, GoodFella wrote:
At 2/27/06 02:01 AM, Turkeybean wrote: It is not spelled out, but is actually quite simple...
duh...i am a airhead sometimes...I thought since you hada type that in on every edit it was a login thing, durrr thanks man

No worries. It does seem like it would be a login thing, but since you can't access that part of your account without being logged in it just makes sense. Glad you have it figured out. One eraser to another.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 02:31:33 Reply

At 2/27/06 02:23 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
Very nice work man. I really like this

Thanks, I typed it fast and did not proof read, it was a test I guess, but thats great that you liked it, maybe I should make more!

At 2/27/06 02:27 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
respect

lol, I got all my firends around here saying that shit!

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 06:40:40 Reply

The Science of the Mafia, Part Thirteen. Step One
(Tie-in to Steel Inferno )

Mr. Trivia was glad to have so many droids, because without them he'd be stretched way too thin. The General Purpose droid continued to lead the army of construction clones working on the vehicle test cours, and the Production droid was busy teaching the Production Bots how to make Protoculture Cells. The Lab Assistant Droid was available to help Triv on damage control.
mr_trivia: LAD, I need you to start some preventative measures. For example, the time machine will need a sign that reads "Warning - Time Machine : Do not even think about touching".
LAD: So you want me to make cautionary signs to post throughout the laboratory? Yes, sir. Right away.
mr_trivia: *grumbles* You'd think even a Russki would be careful around a large class cylinder. It just screams "Fragile!"
Phantom: So do you know where, or when, Boris went yet?
mr_trivia: All I can get from the readout is that he's somewhere in Central Europe around December of 1944.
Lundi: That means...
mr_trivia: Yes, he's in the middle of World War II.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 10:06:50 Reply

At 2/27/06 01:17 AM, GoodFella wrote:
Speedy, good work on finding the chat room, only god knows how you did it, but if you searched threw the pages, thanks a lot.

Well, it seemed like you guys wanted it alot so i put it upon myself to find it throught the pages.

no problem ;)

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 10:38:19 Reply

Here is the rhyme story part 2

This is the rhyme story part two
with eric baumen dead, we had nothing left to do
we gathered up, chillin, havin a brew
it was just the goodfellas, the mafia crew.
I saw Frag he was flirtin with this chick
little did he know Boris sent her over,
she had a dick!
Its all good, he didnt know, so he kept touchin her
until he felt something grow
he says WHAT THE FUCK HOE
that better be a dildo!
The shemale jumps fast and begins to run
but not as fast as Frag as he pulls out his gun
He sends 2 bullets right threw her butt cheeks
walks up to it as he/she screams and squeaks
like a pig reaching unbarable peaks
Britkid yells- somebody kill it I cant take it anymore
damn you Boris and your 2 shemale whores
As the other one bust threw the door
Turk, Boris, Frag, GoodFella and Mr. Deadly shoot
and shoot until it bleeds from every pour
Wow, she looks like spaghetti with to much sauce
whos gonna clean this before the boss sees this?

BORIS!!

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 12:00:11 Reply

Here they are! Finally after soem appropriate fits and measurements I finally have them set in the right position. Now they make look the same but its the fabric I have compressed in order oto give the comfortable fit so you can enjoy yourselves whiel doing a little wet work here they are

Think I should make one for Charlotte?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 12:01:40 Reply

At 2/27/06 12:00 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

Wait a minute the pictures weren't sent. This should do it.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 12:16:59 Reply

Slow day. Very slow day here... Too slow, some body do something, maybe the chat room?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 12:20:29 Reply

At 2/27/06 12:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Slow day. Very slow day here... Too slow, some body do something, maybe the chat room?

My name will be nightfox. Look for me there. If you dare! ( unintentional rhyme)


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 12:32:35 Reply

Pretty good rap GoodFella. Hey Phantom, I'm in the chatroom, answer me!


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 14:27:44 Reply

At 2/27/06 12:32 PM, Britkid wrote: Pretty good rap GoodFella. Hey Phantom, I'm in the chatroom, answer me!

I'll be on it now... I just switched providers so I went through ( correct way of spelling it for certain people who are having difficulties. ) 3 hours of sheer hell with switching everything but finally I have the e-mail address I wanted.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 17:25:15 Reply

At 2/27/06 02:14 AM, Britkid wrote:
At 2/26/06 06:22 PM, MrDeadly wrote: are you serious? i thought you just accidently left that space there, and usually put people that you hate there. im glad im the first :)
Nonono. It means (as a joke btw, no one take offence) that the people below me on the page, and also me, are dickheads.

HAHA Goodfella is a dick!


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 17:28:24 Reply

At 2/27/06 12:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Slow day. Very slow day here... Too slow, some body do something, maybe the chat room?

if its so slow try READING MY LATEST STORY!

how come everyone ignores me here...*cry* *cuts wrists like emo* oops, i cut the wrong direction *bleeds to death*


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 17:45:08 Reply

At 2/27/06 05:39 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: pic explains all

Ah hell its not even blow fish. Who are you trying to kid with a school of fish. Hmm? I ask you. No-one remebers the salmon or the trout especially the cat fish. Thier all lost. This was cute for a slight second until the shark came and devoured them with his immense claws and the gore of the fish was everywhere. The discovery channel is just that fantastic.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 17:52:32 Reply

At 2/27/06 05:28 PM, MrDeadly wrote:
At 2/27/06 12:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Slow day. Very slow day here... Too slow, some body do something, maybe the chat room?
if its so slow try READING MY LATEST STORY!

how come everyone ignores me here...*cry* *cuts wrists like emo* oops, i cut the wrong direction *bleeds to death*

so warhammer how are you this fine but slow day?

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:08:02 Reply

My God some funny shit goin on here. Let's get started;

First off thank you Speedy for lookin up the chat room. If any one wants to get there but dosn't have the link, it's in my sig. Its the "-" right after NG Mafia. I'm already gettin goosebumps.

At 2/26/06 08:27 PM, Speedy1234 wrote: Nice story Boris. 5/5

Nice to here, thank you.

At 2/26/06 09:42 PM, Videogamemaster64 wrote:
At 2/26/06 08:19 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: Steel Inferno
Chapter 1
damn good story boris 5/5 it was pretty funny at points to (triv running in with his pants down)good job

Thanks, VGM. Glad you liked it.

GoodFella, your short stories are very good. I'm lovin the whole idea of it, loved the last one ;)

At 2/26/06 09:35 PM, MrDeadly wrote: I took 'ol watshisnames advice and did a longer, more exciting story. Next story is gonna be exciting as well. Im sorry Boris, but you finally die. D:

Had to go someway, thanks for not makin me look like a pussy :)

At 2/27/06 06:40 AM, mr_trivia wrote: The Science of the Mafia, Part Thirteen. Step One
(Tie-in to Steel Inferno )

Very good Triv l loved it, espescially how you made it fit perfectly into my story. lf you don't mind l think i'll use this in my next chapter.

Had the best day of school, l laughed through my whole math period. No giggiling, full out histerical laughter. The lesson was just so stupid and l kept thinking about this guy who fell on the way to school. For 45 minutes l laughed, I got three days detention but l don't care. It was even funnier when she said l had it.

I'll be checking out the chat-room if ya need me, it's just to much fun.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:15:36 Reply

At 2/27/06 05:28 PM, MrDeadly wrote:
At 2/27/06 12:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Slow day. Very slow day here... Too slow, some body do something, maybe the chat room?
if its so slow try READING MY LATEST STORY!

how come everyone ignores me here

I did, check my long ass post. But since we're on that subject, did anyone read my last chapter?

*cry* *cuts wrists like emo* oops, i cut the wrong direction *bleeds to death*

That's gonna hurt.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:22:46 Reply

At 2/27/06 06:08 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote:
At 2/27/06 06:40 AM, mr_trivia wrote: The Science of the Mafia, Part Thirteen. Step One
(Tie-in to Steel Inferno )
Very good Triv l loved it, espescially how you made it fit perfectly into my story. lf you don't mind l think i'll use this in my next chapter.

Be my guest, Boris. I was actually hoping for a little consolidation after your story inspired my latest installment. Otherwise, I'd have to make the next part from scratch (since I indicated it would be at least a two-part chapter).


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:27:33 Reply

At 2/27/06 05:52 PM, Videogamemaster64 wrote:
At 2/27/06 05:28 PM, MrDeadly wrote:
At 2/27/06 12:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Slow day. Very slow day here... Too slow, some body do something, maybe the chat room?
if its so slow try READING MY LATEST STORY!

how come everyone ignores me here...*cry* *cuts wrists like emo* oops, i cut the wrong direction *bleeds to death*
so warhammer how are you this fine but slow day?

Oh I'm making my way. Trouble at home not to bad. I have a ripped tendon in my neck which hurts like a bitch but I'll get over it. 24 is on tonight! Gonna be a good one. Wind chills outside have leaved a fissure of sorts in my hand leading all the way up my arm ( I can make funny little doodles on there and make it look like stiches so when someone asks " dude what happened?" Oh this. I got shot and pulled the bullet out with tongs. Very silly). Spring track shall begin this spring and I am most excited for I feel ever so fat. I'm on the so-so; nothin too bad.

Everything okay down your side?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:44:57 Reply

At 2/27/06 06:27 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
At 2/27/06 05:52 PM, Videogamemaster64 wrote: so warhammer how are you this fine but slow day?
Oh I'm making my way. Trouble at home not to bad. I have a ripped tendon in my neck which hurts like a bitch but I'll get over it. 24 is on tonight! Gonna be a good one. Wind chills outside have leaved a fissure of sorts in my hand leading all the way up my arm ( I can make funny little doodles on there and make it look like stiches so when someone asks " dude what happened?" Oh this. I got shot and pulled the bullet out with tongs. Very silly). Spring track shall begin this spring and I am most excited for I feel ever so fat. I'm on the so-so; nothin too bad.

Everything okay down your side?

well sick with an odd virius not stuffy throats fine but i got a slight headache and i am so f@#king dizzy i fall over on every other step. other than that and a 102.4F temp i am ok

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:49:40 Reply

At 2/27/06 05:52 PM, Videogamemaster64 wrote:
Everything okay down your side?
well sick with an odd virius not stuffy throats fine but i got a slight headache and i am so f@#king dizzy i fall over on every other step. other than that and a 102.4F temp i am ok

Simply fantastic. Plenty of fluids will clear that right up. I hate stairs. They have no purpose in both their decent and incline. What a bothersome task to go through. Much good luck on getting it cleared up. I heard a soothing shower and/or bath can be quite relaxing. Take it easy.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:51:40 Reply

Who's in the chat room with me? Who ever it is don't be a dick.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:54:23 Reply

I'm sorry if this forces your story in an undesirable direction, Boris, but inspiration just hit me like a ton of bricks:

The Science of the Mafia, Part Thirteen: Step Two

Mr. Trivia continues his efforts to repair the experimental time machine, but focuses heavily on reclaiming the log data from the unit's hard drive. Without knowledge of the specific coordinates in time and space, a million time machines couldn't bring Boris back.
LAD: I have finished posting the cautionary signs, sir. What would you like me to do next?
Triv reads the signs and finds a few, such as "Caution: Coffee is hot!" by the coffee-maker, completely absurd and useless.
mr_trivia: Find the source of this common sense black hole and take care of it. Survival of the fittest just isn't what it used to be.

What really puzzled Mr. Trivia was how Boris wound up in Europe. Normally, a time machine only moves people and things through the 4th dimension (time), which is why time machines are usually installed in cars or ships to move to different points in a 3-dimensional coordinate system. Triv pondered the question so hard that he almost overlooked the results of the diagnosis he ran.
mr_trivia: Strauss, there's good news and bad news about Boris' condition.
Strauss: Well, spit it out!
mr_trivia: The good news is that I've recovered the log data, which tells me that he is in Bastogne, Netherlands on December 21, 1944. The bad news is, there's obviously a bug in my time machine that I need to work out before we can send a rescue party.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:56:36 Reply

At 2/27/06 06:54 PM, mr_trivia wrote: Bastogne, Netherlands

Correction: Bastogne, Luxembourg. Sorry for the double-post and the mix-up.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-02-27 18:59:48 Reply

At 2/27/06 06:54 PM, mr_trivia wrote: I'm sorry if this forces your story in an undesirable direction, Boris, but inspiration just hit me like a ton of bricks:

The Science of the Mafia, Part Thirteen: Step Two

No need to apologize. By all means keep on going with these. This is gonna be your side of the story. I'll write about me in Bastogn, and you tell about the time machine and the events in the present. You seem to be good at it and Science really isn't my specialty.


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