Damn i feel like i'm drifting away here with all the fast posting going on. Well i hope that prick mutant gets whats comin to him. I belive there was complaining about stories bieng written. I know how much everyone loves my stories *hmpf*, so i think i'll do my christmas special now. Enjoy
A Mafia Christmas
It was Christmas eve and everyone was excited about the following morning. I had already done all my christmas shoping (See previous story) and had gotten enough things for everyone. Triv was working in his lab with Regus as always, Lieven had taken a vacation and won't be comin back until after the holidays, Ghost had come back, again along with some other fellas and were in the bar with everyone else. As always i was chillin in my room lisitening to music when all of a sudden my window burst open and someone jumped in and right unto me. I couldn't tell who it was but i didn't care right now, he broke into my room and he was gonna get it. I used my wrestling skills to flip him onto his back and then i started to punch his face in. He got a lucky shot on my nose and kicked me off him and into the wall causing my lamp to fall and shatter. By now the guys had heard the noise and i heard them runnin up the stairs sayin, "It came from Boris' room!" I looked at my opponent to see if i knew him, he had blood commin out of a gash i made over his eye but i didn't know him. He had a sword sheated on his side and hoped he wouldn't use it. He must of saw me lookin at it and drew it out, he charged at me and when he was only a couple of feet from me my door swung open and hit him in the head.
The guys rushed in to see him lying on the floor, I grabed my DE from my table and shot him in the head killin him. I threw him back out the window where he jumped in and picked up his sword, it had Mutant writtin on it. I gave it to MM sayin, "This is not a good way to start off Christmas." The guys asked me if i was alright, besides the bloody nose i told em i was fine and they began to leave. I cleaned up the glass on my floor but my window was busted and the snow was blowin in and it got cold quick. I couldn't stay in my room until my window was fixed so i went to the bathroom and fixed my nose up. I headed toward the bar and was greeted by the guys, we had set up christmas lights around the bar and along the ceiling. We also had a big ass tree sittin in the corner and we had put a shit load of lights on it. I sat down on a couch and the guys asked me if i knew the dick that i had killed, i said no and we continued to talk about shit until 11:00. Charrlotte stode up and siad, "Alright kiddies better get to bed or santa won't bring nothin for your dumb asses." After some laughin and cussin we decided to head up, but there was one problem, MY ROOM WAS AN IGLOO! "FUCK!" i said punchen my mirror, it just wasn't my day.
I took a spare blanket out of my closet and thought of a place where i could crash for the night. If i snuck into anyone's room they'd definitly kill me in the mornin, i didn't even want to think what Joic whould do if he caught me sleepin in Charrlotte's room. The new girl I thought, she wouldn't mind.....i hope. I snuck into Crimson's room making sure i was quite. I found a spot in her bed where she wouldn't roll over and bump into me and went to sleep. I woke up the next mornin and rolled over, my whole body froze, my face was an inch away from hers. I prayed she wouldn't wake up but she did, she screamed at me and i screamed back causin everyone to wake up and rush in. They stode at the door way with their pajamas still on takin in everything, they finally realized what was goin on and started laughin. Crimson still screamin kicked me right out of her bed and unto the floor, i scrambled up and jetted out the door past the guys who were histerical, dodgin the shit she was throwin at me on my way out. I ran into my room and sighed, i opened my eyes to see my room completly white cause of the snow. The cold instantly hit me, "F-F-F-FUCK!" i spat out. With my whole body shakin i opened up my closet and got some cloths, then i got the fuck out of my room. I went to the bathroom to change passin Crimson silently, i could tell she was grillin me.
I changed and headed down stairs, it was still early and everyone went back to sleep after my "ordeal". I noticed presents under the tree, "Shit, I left the gifts in my room." Very quietly I moved the gifts from my room to the tree, it had to be at least 15 degrees in my room. It took me about a hour to get all the stuff under the tree. I grabed myself some bacardi and waited on the couch for everyone to awake. One by one they came down the stairs smilin at me cause of what happened, Crimson eventually came down grillin me but then smiled when she saw all the things under the tree. Everyone was now out of bed and talkin about what they think they got, Joic gave the ok and everyone ripped apart their presents. I sat on the couch still drinkin and thought, Their like little kids i smiled lookin at their faces when they saw what they got, even Strauss and Ghost were laughin. I honestly didn't care what i got, i just drank up watchin everyone. GP saw that i was sittin down and said, "Boris why the fuck you sittin down? Come on." "Na" i said, "I'm fine right here." "Don't be a kill joy Boris. Here, this ones got your name on it." he said throwin me a box. I looked at it and it was from Red, i opened it up to see a shirt with the words, mafia beer boy, on it. "Hmpf, smart ass." i said smiling. Fuck it i thought and began to open up the rest of my gifts. I couldn't belive that everybody had gotten me somthing. Most of the stuff i got was refering to me as the beer boy, and the rest was various things. Triv came up to me and said "Merry christmas." given me a box. I opened it up to see a pair of glasses, I looked at him confused but grinned when he said "Those are X-Ray galsses so be careful with them." Charrlotte must of heard cause she came over, slapped me, and took the glasses from me."What the fuck was that for, i didn't do shit!" i said, "No you didn't" she said, "but i know what you were thinkin." She was right. "Joic where's your gifts?" Lundi asked. Hold on he said and came back given out boxes. I was about to open mine but i remembered thanksgiving and threw my box across the room as everyone elses blew up in their face. "MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS" he said.
Hope u guys liked it & merry x-mas