Why don't you just cut your pride and apologize to your parents?

Go live with your girlfriend?

Is this just a very long winded troll or are you being srs?

We have a hobo on Newgrounds....
TAKE HIM DOWN!
No but seriously that's awesome...
So how many times did you get laid in the past 10 days?

At 9/23/09 06:59 AM, Casualty wrote: Go live with your girlfriend?

I want to but I can't, her mom is on welfare and get 1 grand a month, she doesn't have a job, and has enough trouble just taking care of my girlfriend and herself, she wouldn't be able to take care of me too even if I did live there and got a job.

At 9/23/09 10:01 AM, KingExodus wrote: So how many times did you get laid in the past 10 days?

Actually, 4 times.

At 9/23/09 12:34 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/23/09 10:01 AM, KingExodus wrote: So how many times did you get laid in the past 10 days?

Actually, 4 times.

Nice.

When I was homeless I had a much more sofisticated system of iiving.
And I sold weed to get money!
Yeah, that's right FUCK YOU FBI, whachogonnado?

I wish I had the same life like you.
No one telling me what to do and not to do.
Haaaaa...

At 9/23/09 01:42 PM, Mendou wrote:

Do you have any uncles/aunts or grandparents that you can stay with?

It seems as if my entire family has either fucked me over or I fucked them over at a point in time and none of us want each other anymore.

You live in the Montreal area? When my friend moved to mount royal, I'd stay out all night getting wasted and chillin at the mountain. I could easily of lived homeless downtown, but not in the winter.

Unfortunately for me I could never live outside where I live (Vaudreuil-hudson area). Basically all forest or little towns with security patrols.

At 9/23/09 03:41 PM, oldmanflabby wrote:

At 9/21/09 05:19 PM, Jercurpac wrote: So who are you trying to prove your happiness to? Us, a group of faceless strangers, or yourself? Sometimes a stiff upper lip isn't enough, it's okay to cry and it's okay to need a hug. We're here for you.

fuck off

make me

Haha, we are kind of in the same place, I am living from couch to couch enjoying life to, I know what you mean man, it is quite exciting and the freedoms are limitless.

Yeah it's great doing nothing. Meanwhile the people actually in that situation kind of wish they weren't.

So you're the loveable traveling but unsuspected hobo? Did you get kicked out of your house? Where do you live? What do you eat? Where do you defecate and urinate? I need you to share your ancient hobo wisdom with an ignorant fool like myself.

I survived on a bottle of milk for three days last summer in a metal box. Then I survived on two loafs of bread and a bottle of milk for two weeks :(. Getting grounded at 18 sucks. So I have to live outdoor when grounded :o.

So did epicfail find a house?

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
Nobody has ever taught you how to live out on the street
And now you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
A complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're all drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all precious gifts
But you'd better take your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

At 11/10/09 10:57 PM, GeneralAC wrote: So did epicfail find a house?

You can put two and two together to find this out, as well as more riveting tales of As the Epicfail Posts in Epicfail's newest post titled: "Kicked out... Again" (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/112 1007) Coming soon to a web browser near you!

I've been "homeless" for a while in my past. It's fun for the first little while, but it'll take it's tole on you eventually.

I might be 'homeless' for Christmas and I fucking hate the idea of it. I have somewhere to stay, just not with my family and that fucking sucks.

At 11/11/09 12:46 AM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Smelly Native: eh der you got a smoke?

EpicFail: Yea man here you go.

Smelly Native: eh thanks man, u wanna bye sum crack?

EpicFail: Would I ever!

Smelly Native: we smoke sum togethr just you and me eh? like brothers eh?

Hahahahaha. I would never smoke crack, my mum's an addict, I learned from her man. That's hilarious though, props.

Whoa, it actually sounds... awesome!

If you indeed were homeless, then how are you posting?

At 11/10/09 11:05 PM, ngmastah wrote: *awesome Bob Dylan song*

I heart that song. :D

and he has wifi!

At 12/2/09 05:40 PM, Assios wrote: Whoa, it actually sounds... awesome!

It was fun while it lasted, I met a lot of nice people and it was a real good life experience.

At 12/2/09 05:42 PM, Excursius wrote: If you indeed were homeless, then how are you posting?

Was homeless bud, not any longer, Dad took me back for now, I'm sure soon enough I'll be out on my ass again. I was making posts from the library.

I hope you and your family can work things out.

At 12/2/09 05:54 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote: I hope you and your family can work things out.

Shit is worked out man, this thread is old as hell, no idea why somebody revived it but whatever.
Right now I am living with my Dad and younger brother, just like I have been since I was 10-11.
I was thinking of moving in with my Mum again, but shit would be so different, she has a lot of rules that my dad doesn't have and never would have. And besides that, she's in rehab now for another 2 or 3 weeks.

Wait if your homeless how can you post on the site? Do mooch of passerbys

At 12/2/09 06:03 PM, IrBORED wrote: Wait if your homeless how can you post on the site? Do mooch of passerbys

As I've said 3 times now today, I'm not homeless anymore, read the entire thread.