Shadow of the Colossus is not a good stool softner
But it's good for erectile dysfunction.
Fat princess has fat lady's. Actually, that might be a good thing (LOL)
i am sorry for anything posted on here. a kid's gotta be dumb, yeah?
In OoT it's unfair that you can never beat the runner guy in his race, even if you cheat.
Halo: CE can't cook for sh*t. Now Twilight Princess can make a mean plate of spaghetti!
the warriors for old gen consoles needs to be remade for next gen.... just sayin other than that i love the game
Look up look down. Its all the same
Mr Rabbit tricks are for kids. But meth is used by all ages. Not fair huh
Team Fortress 2 was terrible at curing my aids, now I am dying
Thanks, Valve!
Super Mario 64 is a bad listener.
Shadow of the Colossus is a terrible cup-holder.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is too flame retardant.
Super Smash Bros. Melee isn't flame retardant enough.
Chrono Trigger is lousy in bed.
Rock Band doesn't cook a burger all the way through.
Psychonauts doesn't toast well.
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare fails to keep birds away from my crops.
Portal doesn't make for a good sail.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time never tips.
Super Mario Bros. 3 has poor cell phone reception.
Mother 3 doesn't have HBO.
SA2B won't summon copies of rouge, maria, amy, and tikal to be my sex slaves.
wait, what?!
Fallout 3 does not make good firewood. Yes it burns nice but the fumes get to ya when you burn plastic inside.
World of Warcraft has server downtime at 10pm - 6am on Tuesdays. >:C
Final Fantasy VI did nothing to relieve my constipation!
When all else fails, blame the casuals!
Tales of Symphonia would not let me play as Kratos Aurion the whole game they could have had more voice acting as well instead of silence and text
Super Smash Bros Brawl could have had a much better online system then what they got now
figure i would keep it to things in the game
Dr. Mario is not a good program for paying taxes.
Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod
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Bioshock is a very bad substitute for toilet paper.
At 9/17/09 07:53 AM, Sawdust wrote: Phoenix Wright does not talk.
I have an OBJECTION.
To contribute, earthbound cannot be legally married.
Fallout 3: It pisses off too many nostalgia fags.
Team Fortress 2 is not a good game to give to psychotic grandparents with plans of world domination.
Steam ID - marioman571
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Call of Duty 4 is no substitute for a well balanced and healthy diet and exercise routine.
Sonic Riders doesn't make a good zero gravity chamber.
Spore makes useless black holes
FFVII:Crisis Core makes for a boring life
I HUNGER FOR RAGE!!!
Wrath of Zedfro the Black knight!!!!
Chrono Trigger does not grant one the ability to fly.
Fuck the corporate world!
"The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of time" will never just let you play....it always wants you to listen to its problems.
