Here's a simple question for everybody: do any of you piss in bottles or shit in boxes (or maybe plastic bags, plastic containers, etc.) instead of using a toilet?

If you do, why, and how often? Is it because you're like me and just too lazy to get up and use the bathroom?

In my case, I use toilets on a regular basis, just like most of you do. However, I also piss in bottles and shit in boxes regularly as well. 75% of the time, it's because I can't pull myself away from my computer monitor just to use the bathroom for a minute or two. Sometimes, it's because I'm taking a long car trip and have no easy access to a bathroom, and other times, usually my bathroom is occupied. Many people out there find bottle pissing/box shitting disgusting, and to be honest, I really don't know why. If you are one of those people, I would appreciate a bit more insight. Plus, I always make sure to empty my bottles and boxes in a prompt manner.

At 8/12/09 10:10 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Here's a simple question for everybody: do any of you piss in bottles or shit in boxes (or maybe plastic bags, plastic containers, etc.) instead of using a toilet?

Ask Poozy, when he's on his crane.

I pissed in a big soda bottle in the car once, filled it half way up.

just once

No. I do not shit or piss in anything but a toilet, or the occasional tree.

That's fucking disgusting. Your room must smell like...well shit.

When ever I hear bottle pissing and box shitting, I think of a person with a very serious addiction.

At 8/12/09 10:13 PM, milinko959 wrote: That's fucking disgusting. Your room must smell like...well shit.

Try looking at him on stickam for more than 5 minutes. *shudder*

At 8/12/09 10:14 PM, Piss wrote: Shitting whilst driving is very awkward and requires much road experience.

This made me laugh quite a bit...

Well, I've pissed on a tree before.

I've never pissed in a bottle or shit in a box...

I used to piss in bottles when I got lazy. However, in my parents basement there is a sink right outside of the room that I Internet on. So I just piss in that.

I have pissed out of the window in my car.

Greatest feeling ever.

shitting in a bix instead of going to the bathroom is just filthy, you should be ashamed

I piss in bottles when theres no toilet around, or if its too far away but I never shat in a box

i have never done any of the above.

At 8/12/09 10:10 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: it's because I can't pull myself away from my computer monitor just to use the bathroom for a minute or two.

I'm sure you're just a hit with the ladies

I have never been forced to do either. If it came down to it I would if I had to. Honestly sometimes it might be better than using a public restroom, they can get really disgusting.

At 8/12/09 10:24 PM, wreckages wrote: shitting in a bix instead of going to the bathroom is just filthy, you should be ashamed

See, that's the thing--it doesn't smell bad to me at all, so that's why I don't really consider it "filthy."

I always use a toilet, and this topic kinda creeps me out.

At 8/12/09 10:36 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I have never been forced to do either. If it came down to it I would if I had to. Honestly sometimes it might be better than using a public restroom, they can get really disgusting.

I hate badly maintained public bathrooms as well, hence the reason I usually carry an empty piss bottle with me. Many of the ones here are just terrible, and park bathrooms are the absolute worst. Go to just about any NYC park out there and you'll see what I mean.

I could understand bottle pissing. But box shitting? That is the pinnacle of laziness.

No. I don't do either.

I piss in bottles all the time. Not really because there's no other option, but it's kind of fun in a weird way.
If you take and old snapple bottle and fill it up with piss (dilute it with some water, so it doesn't look too suspicious) and leave it in the fridge or anywhere around the house, odds are someone is going to drink it. I did that about a month ago and saw my mom drinking without even questioning its oddly acidic taste.

At 8/12/09 10:36 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: See, that's the thing--it doesn't smell bad to me at all, so that's why I don't really consider it "filthy."

there's more aspects to filth than smell...

I love this topic. So much.

Well, I've done the bottle piss, but never the box shit. I don't think I would ever just shit in a box, especially without wiping my ass.

At 8/12/09 11:24 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Well, I've done the bottle piss, but never the box shit. I don't think I would ever just shit in a box, especially without wiping my ass.

I do wipe my ass after box shitting--most of the time, I have a roll of TP just lying around, or just regular paper that I can use as a substitute.

At 8/12/09 11:53 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

At 8/12/09 11:24 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Well, I've done the bottle piss, but never the box shit. I don't think I would ever just shit in a box, especially without wiping my ass.

I do wipe my ass after box shitting--most of the time, I have a roll of TP just lying around, or just regular paper that I can use as a substitute.

Well, I guess that's better, but it would still appropriately smell like shit. Plus, I wouldn't want to risk someone coming into my room to see a box with a turd in it.

Besides, I don't come across many boxes that would be good to shit in.

For some reason I read it as beat box bottling while sitting and pissing. I personally have pissed in a bottle one time and I filled it all the way up, I was young and on a very long car ride and we couldn't stop. I had to stop pissing and hold the rest in because I filled the bottle to the top.

I pissed in a coke bottle once, I was driving to toronto... and i did not want to get off the toll road and re enter as it would cost more money ( I think?) so I went in a 2 L coke bottle,

My dick did not fit in so i pressed the bottle on the head, and after pissing for a few seconds the pressure built up and blew piss out back at me, from that moment on i have never pissed in a bottle again....

no gory, that's just sick...

Is this about what happened on stickam?

Because that was fucking HILARIOUS