At 7/17/09 08:55 PM, Dobio wrote:
I was talking to this chick and she's like, "I can't believe I'm about to be sappy" and I replied, "Why? Did you bite into a tree?"
Also, you didn't accept the excellent user page banner which I SLAVED over for you. You know what Dobio? You is retarded! I bet she had real fine ass legs too didn't she? Like legs that went straight up to her fine curvaceous ass, and beautiful Alaskan blue eyes, and hair which resembled golden silk. Oh man, I should beat you with a rubber hose Mr.
Oh did I mention those titties? They'll keep you beggin' for butter milk, and those lips? God damn, they could suck start a leaf blower.