Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
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Are these still funny ?
After his death, McDonalds made a MJ burger.
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
At 6/26/09 09:53 AM, AlmightyJeebus wrote: After his death, McDonalds made a MJ burger.
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
rofl
At 6/26/09 09:53 AM, AlmightyJeebus wrote: After his death, McDonalds made a MJ burger.
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
How could you not laugh at this, even though the man is dead?
come on, the guy isnt even cold yet.
have some respect, you should be very ashamed of yourselves. tsssk tsssk
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Why wouldn't it be funny?
Wait did you say he is dead... ok maybe its not as funny anymore...
At 6/26/09 09:53 AM, AlmightyJeebus wrote: After his death, McDonalds made a MJ burger.
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious. The twenty-eight year old one is good too.
At 6/26/09 10:01 AM, tiskewl wrote: Why wouldn't it be funny?
Wait did you say he is dead... ok maybe its not as funny anymore...
meh...
I like the boyz 2 men one
There rest are ok....
Still funny as hell.
At the end of the day he was still a possible pedophile, just because he's dead doesn't change that.
At 6/26/09 10:01 AM, ijustfudgedyourmama wrote: to soon?
GRAMMAR ATTACK!
'Too soon?'
MJ didn't have a heart attack, he was found on the children's ward having a stroke.
At 6/26/09 10:52 AM, ShadowWest wrote: MJ didn't have a heart attack, he was found on the children's ward having a stroke.
and I heard another one...
since MJ is made out of 99% plastic, it was decided that he will be turned into Lego, so kids can play with him for a change.
At 6/26/09 10:00 AM, Fim wrote: come on, the guy isnt even cold yet.
have some respect, you should be very ashamed of yourselves. tsssk tsssk
I agree.
I don't know why I'm still here
MJ did not die from a heart attack!
He died having a stroke in the children's ward.
At 6/26/09 11:02 AM, Alpha-Critik wrote: MJ did not die from a heart attack!
He died having a stroke in the children's ward.
rofl
Instead of cremating Michael, they should melt him down and remake him into lego blocks, so the kids can play with him.
At 6/26/09 10:01 AM, ijustfudgedyourmama wrote: to soon?
It's never too soon.
aquaticmole.
Check back in about a month and maybe they'll be funny. right now they are just cruel.
At 6/26/09 11:31 AM, Earthshine wrote: Check back in about a month and maybe they'll be funny. right now they are just cruel.
The only reason why it sounds so cruel now is because everyone's regurgitating the same damn jokes about his plastic surgery and his alleged child sexual abuse like they just heard the joke.
Ugh.
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What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and an Xbox 360? Both come in black and white, and are both turned on by children.
Iron man is a superhero
Iron woman is a command
At 6/26/09 12:10 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and an Xbox 360? Both come in black and white, and are both turned on by children.
lol
It's never too soon. In fact, you have to make these joke when they die, just to piss off the population of pussy grievers and mourners.
At 6/26/09 12:38 PM, LBRocker wrote: It's never too soon. In fact, you have to make these joke when they die, just to piss off the population of pussy grievers and mourners.
so how do i piss of someone like u ?
At 6/26/09 09:42 AM, septus wrote:
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
This made me laugh. Har.
