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The Greatest Story Ever Told

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 17:40:33


At 5/31/09 05:38 PM, Grind wrote: The cyclops hears the taunts and throws the huge boulder in the direction of were he heard it from

right at the boat

Oh no! GET THE HELL OUT, ODYSSEUS!


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 17:52:01


DAMN CYCLOPS!

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 17:53:34


At 5/31/09 05:38 PM, Grind wrote: The cyclops hears the taunts and throws the huge boulder in the direction of were he heard it from

right at the boat

Look at the corpse in the background T___T

Also, it's amazing that so many people don't know this tale...


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:03:55


The boulder splashes right next to the boat, pushing them back to shore, but they row and they row

and this time Odysseus waits till he is farther out to taunt the great beast

Odysseus's crew has escaped another great adventure, and he has a feeling that he has more yet to come, the times of Odysseus never end

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:05:28


I can't wait for the next amazing installment of this story :D


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:06:21


At 5/31/09 06:03 PM, Grind wrote: The boulder splashes right next to the boat, pushing them back to shore, but they row and they row

and this time Odysseus waits till he is farther out to taunt the great beast

Odysseus's crew has escaped another great adventure, and he has a feeling that he has more yet to come, the times of Odysseus never end

Oh my god, this is the precursor for the greatest adventure in the history of the BBS.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:07:55


This is epic I'm loving every second, I seriously hope there is more. I wish could give you something in recognition but I can't think of anything.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:12:59


Hurray, it's finished!! :D

Make anuther.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:14:32


At 5/31/09 06:12 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Hurray, it's finished!! :D

Make anuther.

No it's not. He has to get to home first D:
But after this island he goes to the lotus eaters I think....


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:16:27


I am very greatful for all the support you guys said and I thank you for liking it =]

I don't have anymore done, but I'm hoping to finish the other books of Odysseus in no particular order, so I might actually do the fall of Troy before this, ( I kinda wanna do a 300 movie with the spartans remake) but then again, I don't know if I eve want to do anymore of this.

But I am happy this was enjoyed by all

If I do, do more they will be posted in this thread and I will probably make a blog about it so keep it up
if you wanna give me direct feed back and ideas just send me a PM

I was actually able to do the entire thing in a day for my English project which I hope I do good on

Sorry about the random, no pics, but I went to bed and to a movie and some points, I might do one in the summer once I get another job somewhere.

anyways, heres a pic of me and the beast =D

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 18:19:02


Aww, it really is over for now. I hope you can finish them quickly because it's pretty cool. I hope that you get to do other myths and battles aslo :D


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 19:40:42


At 5/31/09 06:16 PM, Grind wrote: I am very greatful for all the support you guys said and I thank you for liking it =]

I don't have anymore done, but I'm hoping to finish the other books of Odysseus in no particular order, so I might actually do the fall of Troy before this, ( I kinda wanna do a 300 movie with the spartans remake) but then again, I don't know if I eve want to do anymore of this.

But I am happy this was enjoyed by all

If I do, do more they will be posted in this thread and I will probably make a blog about it so keep it up
if you wanna give me direct feed back and ideas just send me a PM

I was actually able to do the entire thing in a day for my English project which I hope I do good on

Sorry about the random, no pics, but I went to bed and to a movie and some points, I might do one in the summer once I get another job somewhere.

anyways, heres a pic of me and the beast =D

Awwwww....

Well, I enjoyed what parts of it I read and saw, and hope that at some point, you end up continuing this epic.

Now, we wait for someone to do Dante's Inferno with marshmallows.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 19:50:20


At 5/31/09 06:16 PM, Grind wrote: anyways, heres a pic of me and the beast =D

EAT IT!!!

And post pics.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 19:55:52


I like how original this thread is, good fer you lad!


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 20:00:25


I detect large quantity of win


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 20:06:53


At 5/30/09 05:58 PM, Grind wrote: Another Greek eaten
a sad day for the Greeks

but not for long

I call the oranges protection! You need to go to fail! Just kidding you are awesome.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 20:08:43


You have too much time on your hands.

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 20:13:31


I think that all the stories should be imaged using oranges!!!


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 20:36:33


I love you Mike.
Marry me?


well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 20:47:55


At 5/31/09 08:36 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I love you Mike.
Marry me?

and I will :D


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 20:53:25


This is so amazing, Grind.

This has more pwn than a warm frothy glass of Chuck Norris battling Mr. T.
And, trust me, I know pwn.
Grind, is the one with the beard Ulysses?
That's what I assumed.

Grind, if you're doing the fall of troy, then I have an idea. When the greeks took over troy, they threw all the children of of the city walls. Maybe a pile of smashed grapes?
Sorry, just an idea.

I love NG because of this.

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 20:25:18


Erm... Bump?

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 20:26:29


At 6/5/09 08:25 PM, Vladith wrote: Erm... Bump?

why the fuck would you bump this after days of it being finished and no-one replying to it? ffs.

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 22:23:49


Come on Grind, you still have plenty of material left. You've only done the first part of Homers "The Odyssey." Where's the rest of it? He has connections with Jason(the hero from the Golden Fleece story), Homer's "The Iliad", and the like. Please, when are we to see the next story?


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 22:26:33


Well, it's pointless now, since way too many people have dilated the story out.

Better to just make another thread and save the time to search for bits of the sequel.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 22:31:33


To the person who made this thread, the world needs more people like you.

how positively absurd.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 22:40:54


I feel like I am that much closer to being able to die in peace now. Thank you.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 22:54:25


At 6/5/09 10:40 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: I feel like I am that much closer to being able to die in peace now. Thank you.

I the king of the pussy willows hereby give you a key in the shape of a dildo that you can spread any girls leg you want for the awesomeness this thread has contained


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-05 23:06:27


I'm sure The Odyssey is ten times better with oranges. Not to mention it is full of nutrition!


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-06-30 16:51:29


I am here to inform and to announce a new great tale

The tale of oranges is not dead yet as a new tale is in full production and it will give more suspense and more battles, and more oranges fighting for kingdom, country and honor.

quoted from Grind

"The new tale will be featuring a new Greek hero called Theseus, and his most heroic adventures"

The story is at the moment going to be called "Never has such a story been told"

Hoping to be released July 11th