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The Greatest Story Ever Told

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 20:13:45


That's just the end of Chapter 1...

Make the next monster a watermelon, those things are huge compared to oranges.

Hey luigipwnsmario! Hook me up with some popcorn! Make sure there's butter.

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 20:18:12


It's threads like these that reassure me the BBS has hope.

cool story bro

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 20:46:16


At 5/30/09 08:08 PM, Grind wrote: He thrusts the burning hot spear into the eye of the Cyclops

blinding him instantly

You can post now please

That looked pretty good.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 20:51:44


You win at the internet. And English Class.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 21:06:39


At 5/30/09 08:51 PM, catd77 wrote: You win at the internet. And English Class.

Ohhhh, ho ho ho ho hooo!!

:hooooooo.....

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 21:36:28


The Cyclops waits at the entrance of the cave, ready to smash anything that tryes to get past it

The Greatest Story Ever Told


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The Greatest Story Ever Told

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 21:42:06


Amazing facial expressions on the oranges, they look like they're on a table.


eh.

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 21:49:02


6 hour long motion picture material right here.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 22:21:18


At 5/30/09 09:49 PM, Nimrod427 wrote: 6 hour long motion picture material right here.

only 6?
I'd go four three and a half hour parts.

But seriously, this is a greek myth, and at this rate were about halfway through it.

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 22:32:25


This is why I still have faith in General.


Am I posting?! I didn't know I did that...

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 22:38:51


So, Odysseus cleverly has all his men hide underneath the sheep

so that when the cyclops feels for the men, he'll know its just the sheep going out to graze

The Greatest Story Ever Told


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 22:40:19


At 5/30/09 10:38 PM, Grind wrote: So, Odysseus cleverly has all his men hide underneath the sheep

so that when the cyclops feels for the men, he'll know its just the sheep going out to graze

Oh yes, very smart, very smart indeed

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 22:43:56


I thought he blinded him by shooting an arrow into his eye, then saying his name was "Nobody" them the cyclops ran saying "nobody blinded me".

I might be thinking of another event

but anyway, continue, my friend And you better share those oranges :)

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 23:11:05


At 5/30/09 02:22 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote:
At 5/30/09 02:21 PM, The-Hitman wrote: This is gonna be good.
I'll get the popcorn.

You can say that again... Are those full sized oranges? From my perspective they look like they're cherry-sized or something.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 23:34:29


At 5/30/09 10:38 PM, Grind wrote: So, Odysseus cleverly has all his men hide underneath the sheep

so that when the cyclops feels for the men, he'll know its just the sheep going out to graze

once again, the epic smiley is looking awesome.

Seriously. that one face boosts this thing two points on the awesome-meter

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 23:40:10


This thread is pretty fucking awesome, it would be cool if on your blog you also made a slideshow of sorts with each picture along with the caption.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 23:42:37


This needs to be a film in theaters. It's just too awesome.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-30 23:49:36


At 5/30/09 11:42 PM, JonBro wrote: This needs to be a film in theaters. It's just too awesome.

There actually already is a movie. It's kinda crappy, though.
This thread is a parody of the book (and movie) called "The Odyssey".
A pretty good parody, too.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 00:20:06


At 5/30/09 11:40 PM, Armerad wrote: This thread is pretty fucking awesome, it would be cool if on your blog you also made a slideshow of sorts with each picture along with the caption.

good idea...


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 00:35:35


By god, this story is incredible. No flash is worthy of the epicness of this. Can't wait for more.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 05:43:48


At 5/30/09 02:19 PM, Grind wrote: 'This is the Greatest Story Ever Told'

Once upon a time Odysseus in his many of adventures after the he had conquered Troy

This is only one of his stories

Odysseus and his men land on a mysterious island, this is the island of the greatest cyclops

this story will be represented through oranges

D

why do they have a lambda on their shields?

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 06:16:03


Although I have already read The Odyssey, I'm still looking forward to the next part, Grind.


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 07:52:29


They all slowly hide underneath the sheep, and move them out of the cave

the cyclops runs his hands over the sheep's back to see if the Greeks are there

The Greatest Story Ever Told


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 08:12:57


In all honesty, this is the best thread in several months.

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 08:34:39


Epicsauce^Win. Personally, I think the awesome face should put on a cape, and go superman on that Cyclops's ass... but I'm a retard. :D


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 08:44:30


Omg don't let the awesome face die, pweeezz


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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 09:52:58


One cocky soldier gets up close to the cyclops and tests his luck

The Greatest Story Ever Told


Drop Ya Pants and Grind, with M to the C

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Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 09:54:56


At 5/31/09 09:52 AM, Grind wrote: One cocky soldier gets up close to the cyclops and tests his luck

NO NOT THE AWESOME FACE

He was too young

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 09:57:52


Oh please no...

Response to The Greatest Story Ever Told 2009-05-31 09:58:52


At 5/31/09 09:52 AM, Grind wrote: One cocky soldier gets up close to the cyclops and tests his luck

Please God, spare him!


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