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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:44:47


At 4/27/09 09:39 PM, Jercurpac wrote:
Wow! All the more free time to work on those bulging neck muscles down at the gym.

Just a few more inches and he can reach his penis....


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:53:42


Nice dude, almost at the 200 deadlift landmark.

You're pretty damn ripped.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:57:07


Oh no! Dickneck is going on a rampage with his new beasty powers!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 21:59:43


At 4/27/09 09:57 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: Oh no! Dickneck is going on a rampage with his new beasty power

damn thats funnys


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 22:24:13


At 4/27/09 09:12 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 4/27/09 09:10 PM, yugimt wrote:
We should turn this into a meme.
Shut the fuck up.

You didn't have to be so mean, poozy.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 22:31:37


Hay guise wats up.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 22:31:42


At 4/27/09 10:09 PM, Grammer wrote: This thread fucking rocks

I'd have to agree, pretty fucking hilarious.

Though I feel bad, I mean goddamn his neck is long, is there such a surgery to reduce it or is he fucked for life?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 22:34:24


At 4/27/09 10:31 PM, dome-of-red wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:09 PM, Grammer wrote: This thread fucking rocks
I'd have to agree, pretty fucking hilarious.

Though I feel bad, I mean goddamn his neck is long, is there such a surgery to reduce it or is he fucked for life?

Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 22:38:40


Haha , wow immagine he never worked out , thus had no form of traps at all ?
Damn.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 22:52:29


At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!

it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:05:37


And we wonder. What if this thread turned out differently. What if it was a regular sized neck.

Wait, who cares about "what if?" this guy has an oddly long neck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:06:57


Alright, i guess i shouldn't take credit for the whole thing. My bad.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:11:31


At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!
it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes

don't get upset about scars longneck. its ok.

where did this pic come from?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:11:48


At 4/27/09 11:06 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Alright, i guess i shouldn't take credit for the whole thing. My bad.

You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:12:22


At 4/27/09 02:17 AM, poxpower wrote: And so another legend begins..

lolololololool hah rofl rolf copter

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:13:43


You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.

Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:15:00


At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!
it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes

It's a necklace to cover the scar.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:16:29


At 4/27/09 11:15 PM, galatea1 wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:52 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:34 PM, Fox wrote: Do you see that scar at the base of the neck? He already had surgery to shorten it, but the damn thing just won't stop growing!
it's not a scar you fucks! it's a necklace you assholes
It's a necklace to cover the scar.

Zing!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:17:11


God I fucking love this site.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:17:29


At 4/27/09 11:13 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.
Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?

I'm not. Because you said exactly what we were all thinking. Therefore, you get the credit--and the blame, LOL--for this whole hilarious train wreck. You are my hero.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:18:48



Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?
I'm not. Because you said exactly what we were all thinking. Therefore, you get the credit--and the blame, LOL--for this whole hilarious train wreck. You are my hero.

Gee, thanks. I think thats the first positive thing a chick has ever said about me.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:20:27


At 4/27/09 11:13 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
You shouldn't take credit for anything, there is no credit due to anyone. You didn't create a statue, a paper, nothing, you merely stated an observation, that's it.

And the whole fucking dick neck thing is old as fuck from a thread but I can't remember who it was or what it was called.
Alright, i didn't do shit. There, happy?

LOL, I'm not trying to be a dick, but enough of all this shit more funny pictures.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:21:06


At 4/27/09 11:17 PM, galatea1 wrote:
I'm not. Because you said exactly what we were all thinking. Therefore, you get the credit--and the blame, LOL--for this whole hilarious train wreck. You are my hero.

What? Hell no, I was photo shopping that picture before anyone had posted shit.
It's like when people name rivers after themselves.

Yeah, big deal, you were the first to see the river and name it. As if no one would have noticed the river was there if you hadn't pointed it out.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:25:51


So....where are his balls...


The guy below me is gay

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:28:06


Yoink's long lost son!

the saga continues.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:29:56


At 4/27/09 11:21 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 4/27/09 11:17 PM, galatea1 wrote:
Yeah, big deal, you were the first to see the river and name it. As if no one would have noticed the river was there if you hadn't pointed it out.

Well, you deserve credit also for seriously making me--and practically the entire BBS-- laugh out loud with your pics. They were freakin' brilliant.

But ST was quicker on the draw for setting the precedent. Don't ban me!!

However, my hat's off to you for sheer hilarity in your artwork!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:30:54


At 4/27/09 11:29 PM, galatea1 wrote:
Well, you deserve credit also for seriously making me--and practically the entire BBS-- laugh out loud with your pics. They were freakin' brilliant.

Anyone could have done it.

And everyone SHOULD have done it.
Haha


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 23:42:11


So he doesn't hit his head on the door frame, dickneck puts on a helmet.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-28 00:19:55


These are the simple things I love about newgrounds...

Dickneck.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-28 00:28:22


At 4/27/09 08:56 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 4/27/09 08:54 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:
All thanks to me saying he had a giraffe neck.
Seriously, no.
The FIRST THING everyone thought the INSTANT they saw that pic is "holy shit, that kid has a long neck".

Also, we've been making fun of Yoink for the same shit for about.... 5-6 years now?
haha

For sure, the first thing that popped in my head when I saw his picture was YoinK, so I hastily scrolled down to make sure nobody had mentioned YoinK yet, AND I TOOK IT DOWWWWWWWWWWN

At 4/27/09 09:32 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 4/27/09 09:30 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: LOL, well, this is a funny thread :D

long neck.
Wow, how dare you?
Don't you think he's had enough, after like 6+ pages? And you go in and make a comment like that.

Really heartless.

You know who has a strong hearth? This kid. Because it takes a strong heart to pump blood all the way up to his brain.

Possibly the funniest non-picture post in this thread so far. I almost spit on my monitor.


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