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The beast awakens

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 15:56:17


Beware! The Beast! The Leviathan!
With its spiraling neck and massive muscle shall it inhabit the waters of the Earth till the end of days.
No man may stand up against the Leviathan as threat nor equal!

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Monster Count: 2999 - Countdown to 3000

DO ANY OF YOU BOYS LIVE IN VIRGINIA?!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 15:57:24


I thought I saw that face before.

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Sigs are overrated.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:08:10


Did you know, Google Images took twelve whole pages to throw this one up?

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...and with that post, people of Britain were so surprised that "tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock."

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:15:31


haha deep throat


The guy below me is gay

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:16:05


hi guys i recently bought a brand new lamp! what do you think about it?

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i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:18:41


At 4/27/09 04:16 PM, SolidLiquid wrote: hi guys i recently bought a brand new lamp! what do you think about it?

lol... uh oh, I sense a wave of pictures of everyday household objects with long necks coming. Commence!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:26:12


At 4/27/09 04:18 PM, Gorgorothx wrote:
lol... uh oh, I sense a wave of pictures of everyday household objects with long necks coming. Commence!

Do we mean like this picture of a rather bemused looking, poorly painted, blue cat?

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...and with that post, people of Britain were so surprised that "tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock."

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:26:20


This is too good. Long live dick neck!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:27:00


Only thing I see is a fucking massive neck.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:28:07


AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:30:23


This thread shall be the generator of lulz for milleniums to come. Thanks for this, dickneck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:32:52


Hey guys.

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Captain of the Failboat.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:36:38


At 4/27/09 04:32 PM, NavXIII wrote: Hey guys.

Jesus, have a fucking shave...


...and with that post, people of Britain were so surprised that "tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock."

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:47:43


Fuck you my neck is not a lamp! Eat my dick okay I made a mistake on posting ten picture but you fucking assholes need to fucking stop I know you think it's so fucking funny but it's easy to see your true feelings behind the hate jellously pure jellyously so you nerds do yourselfs a favor in stop and maybe I'll give you some advice later if you want it otherwise just fuck off!


Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:51:01


At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you my neck is not a lamp! Eat my dick okay I made a mistake on posting ten picture but you fucking assholes need to fucking stop I know you think it's so fucking funny but it's easy to see your true feelings behind the hate jellously pure jellyously so you nerds do yourselfs a favor in stop and maybe I'll give you some advice later if you want it otherwise just fuck off!

You obviously do not realize: calling us nerds is only making it worse. Hang your head low, and realize your mistake of posting a pic of your dickneck. ;)

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:51:51


At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: jellyously

lololol


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:57:09


At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: jellyous

I am so jellyous of your dickneck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 16:58:42


At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you my neck is not a lamp! Eat my dick okay I made a mistake on posting ten picture but you fucking assholes need to fucking stop I know you think it's so fucking funny but it's easy to see your true feelings behind the hate jellously pure jellyously so you nerds do yourselfs a favor in stop and maybe I'll give you some advice later if you want it otherwise just fuck off!

Awwww c'mon. Have a sense of humor. It could have been sooooooo much worse.

In this other forum I used to frequent, this one gal posted a picture of her privates with the name of an administrator written on it in eyeliner pencil in the hopes of whoring herself into a higher status. Not only did she NOT get this status, but she got a 30 + page thread just for her and her folly. So rejoice. This is small potatoes.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:01:02


whoa it is like 80 degrees! good thing they finally turned down the heater!

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i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:07:21


Where the bitches at?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:09:07


This thread really brang out the artist in some of you.

such a joyous day

|| Audio || Art ||

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:10:22


Hahaha, ha.

DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK, DICK NECK.

TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY

English Gents Club | 5th on PS3 Trophy Leaderboard | PSN: KillSwitch_Bob | Sig by Ryan

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:15:51


At 4/27/09 03:07 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:
What woman wouldn't a man with a dick neck?

Fix'd.

Come on, think about it.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:16:24


The beast has now turned into the Dick neck.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:23:40


i dont own photo shop and i dont kno how to mspaint so i use house hold items :P

so heres a side view of my favorite cereal boxes

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i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:24:53


Stop making fun of him guys, he's actually pretty hot. You wanna go out?

old pic

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:39:46


At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you my neck is not a lamp! Eat my dick okay I made a mistake on posting ten picture but you fucking assholes need to fucking stop I know you think it's so fucking funny but it's easy to see your true feelings behind the hate jellously pure jellyously so you nerds do yourselfs a favor in stop and maybe I'll give you some advice later if you want it otherwise just fuck off!

Oh quit whining dickneck. Your insults kind of fail when you can't spell jealousy or yourselves. and again, you forget to use punctuation.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:43:44


not to mention they're extremely illiterate


i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:45:03


Steve Irwin always wrangled up the biggest beasts.

MS Paint. <3 the Croc Hunter.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 17:46:32


At 4/27/09 10:08 AM, Mad-Nimmy wrote:
by the way... that's him in 5 years if he keeps working out:

So in other words, he's gonna go on a rampage and kill family, then himself?

OP, I hope you learned your lesson.

Keepin' Calm and Chiving On

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