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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 03:08:48


At 4/27/09 03:06 AM, Gorgorothx wrote: lol wow... looks like "The Beast" has been silenced. Hope we didn't create the next SirTom ;)

That did occur to me...but lord knows we all have to go through our forum hazing. And compared some threads I've seen, we went easy.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 03:10:00


At 4/27/09 02:09 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Dude, you have a fucking giraffe neck.

Truth


Slow roasting since 1995

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 03:50:49


At 4/27/09 02:17 AM, poxpower wrote: And so another legend begins..

So are we still friends?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 09:57:06


Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night


Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 10:08:13


holy shit poxpower you actually had me LAUGHING OUT LOUD so hard!!!!!!!

by the way... that's him in 5 years if he keeps working out:

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 10:12:04


At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

-"Fucking nerds" You're on the same site as us. That makes you what?
-"Smarter" At posting in the forums? No my good sir. No.
:"it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night"
-What the fuck? That made me lol... Real hard bruh.


The only way to survive is to become a zombie.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 10:12:44


At 4/27/09 10:01 AM, mamatequila wrote:
At 4/27/09 02:17 AM, poxpower wrote: And so another legend begins..
hhahaahahha oh god not again.

are you saying I'm the next Arnold? thx


Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 10:19:04


At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Ok so we are having sex with nerds, we are cigarettes, and we are jealous because you think you are smart by posting pics on an internet forum filled with a bunch of immature people(save the mature ones)? OH and "It is true as your my mom i fuck her every night"? so you're saying that you fuck your mom everynight?

you have more brawn than brains.


Bringing back old shit.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 10:34:09


100% PURE MUSCLE!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 10:40:10


Ok so we are having sex with nerds, we are cigarettes, and we are jealous because you think you are smart by posting pics on an internet forum filled with a bunch of immature people(save the mature ones)? OH and "It is true as your my mom i fuck her every night"? so you're saying that you fuck your mom everynight?

no he made the common mistake of typing "your" instead of "you're." What he means is WE are his moms, and he fucks us every night.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 10:45:20


At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!

Psycho is posting in the general forums?!


aaa

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 11:19:56


At 4/27/09 10:45 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Psycho is posting in the general forums?!

Today truly is a fine day to behold.


...and with that post, people of Britain were so surprised that "tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock."

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 11:19:57


At 4/27/09 02:24 AM, poxpower wrote: Almost spamming but... for a good cause

im trying so hard not to burst out laughing here at work... this is epic stuff right here... LMAO

ciao

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 11:39:22


your head and neck make you look like a giant dick.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 11:48:21


At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!

I can't believe no one has photoshopped a PsychoGoldfish version yet.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 11:57:17


At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!

Thx bro


Where the ears are deaf, and tongues too dry, where the arms don't hold, and seeing eyes go blind

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 12:16:12


At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Well, I don't know about SMARTER, per se...but with grammar like that, I sincerely DO believe that you are a doctor.

Welcome to NG!!

(You'll learn to love us)

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 12:27:46


At 4/27/09 02:08 AM, DrForeman wrote: GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.

I feel sorry for you that you do have to put up with all these fags, Even the mods are mocking you. JUST BECAUSE YOU MODS DONT HAVE MUSCLES, YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE FLAB. And you do have a slighty enlarged neck but your kinda hot tbh.


"Im a medic not a doctor."

"Whats the difference?"

"Doctors heal people... Medics make you more comfortable.... While you die."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 12:36:20


At 4/27/09 12:27 PM, Xatanxa wrote:
At 4/27/09 02:08 AM, DrForeman wrote: GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.
I feel sorry for you that you do have to put up with all these fags, Even the mods are mocking you. JUST BECAUSE YOU MODS DONT HAVE MUSCLES, YOU HAVE EXCESSIVE FLAB. And you do have a slighty enlarged neck but your kinda hot tbh.

Mancrush...aint it sweet...

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 12:43:16


At 4/27/09 12:36 PM, galatea1 wrote: Mancrush...aint it sweet...

Hey Dont Judge me. Its not my fault that i am attracted to men. So Shush Boy.


"Im a medic not a doctor."

"Whats the difference?"

"Doctors heal people... Medics make you more comfortable.... While you die."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 12:46:16


At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Haha, smarter and more muscular and still as insecure as fuck :P


"Never was anything great achieved without danger." - Niccolo Machiavelli

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 12:58:00


Really though bro, you're pretty stacked. Grats man.

Here is a non related picture of my favorite childhood toy.

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I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.

New to the video game forums?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 12:59:44


At 4/27/09 11:57 AM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/27/09 10:34 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: 100% PURE MUSCLE!
Thx bro

PG and Dick Neck sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

It's the beginning of a bromance I tellya...

google images provided no suitable pics for "dick neck"

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 13:06:24


At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Wow, your fucking a 42 year old, twice divorced, chain smoker. You have some unusual tastes dude.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 13:08:52


At 4/27/09 02:08 AM, DrForeman wrote: GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.

I love the wood in your door, is that maple?


Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?

Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 13:10:49


At 4/27/09 12:58 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Really though bro, you're pretty stacked. Grats man.

Here is a non related picture of my favorite childhood toy.

Oh gawd, you're killing me!!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

I sincerely thank everyone involved for this thread which has cast a ray of light on my dull little life

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 13:14:00


I started the giraffe thing, and i haven't contributed a picture. Time to step up

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 13:14:32


Hey guys, what's up?

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This looks squint.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 13:15:15


Hey guys, did I miss anything?

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Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?

Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-27 13:16:07


At 4/27/09 01:14 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: I started the giraffe thing

And we are so glad you did.