Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women
At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:
Epic pic... Still doesn't beat Rage's epic gif.
Man, this thread is bookmarked for future reference.
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I was wondering how this thread got so many pages without ever reading it
I am very happy that I did.
Rage's pick had me lol'ing so hard. The comparison one was epic as well. I want to thank all of you for making my day. Im glad I spent the time to read all 12 pages. Haha
Let the dickneck meme continue!
The Legacy of Dick Neck, he hides behind brown doors, perched up high on his mighty throne.
Some theorize this is the result of his head being jammed so far up his ass that it comes to stick back out of his body again. If you examine the pic you can clearly see that he is flexing to lodge it even farther up his anal cavity while masturbating his small penis. Unfortunately the combined strenous stress of these two utterly gay activities is depriving him of oxygen. Notice how his Giraffe Neck shades purple and the disturbing lifeless expression on his face.
Natural Selection at work my friends.
Ohoho, aren't I witty?
At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.
Dick Neck in a hedge maze photoshop. Now.
At 4/28/09 07:46 PM, Crusher117 wrote: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Di rtySyko/Dick_Neck
I don't know who decided to immortalise my quote on ED, but whoever did it, much love. By the way, how long before one of you gifted animators makes a parody of Longcat's Song featuring ol' Dickneck?
At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: my mom I fuck her every night
I don't even care if it turns out this guy is the greatest troll we've seen since Goldencat, that made me laugh harder than anything else on here this year. If there's some kind of "Best Thread of '09" vote at the end of the year I'm almost certain this'll have my vote.
I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI
My god this thread is just so epic. It is just so fucking funny.
At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR
Rage you sir win the internets with that picture.
I think I found dick neck's African cousin.
Sorry if it has been posted before thread is long and I forget which pics I have seen.
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At 4/29/09 07:07 AM, The-Condor wrote: ello dickneck
This is so mean...yet so funny. More pictures I say, more.
I am blush
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At 4/28/09 11:12 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Mommy?
I was going to post that.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
Yeah man just ignore them about the neck thingy,
BTW pretty buff.
piss
MOAR!!! more pics plz!!!
pwetty pwetty plz wit a cherry on top?
NG status: Unbanned?
At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: ahhh the most hilarious thread i've seen in quite some time
the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"
I just wish I wasn't banned for most of it :3
At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"
By then everyone will have forgotten about Bedn and all the newbies will be asking "Who's Dickneck?"
I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI
If this keeps up, it could be so much of a meme that is becomes a piece in Family guy!
.....There was a hole. *sig by LimitedMortality*
That's one long ass neck maybe you want to get that checked out?
At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"
I only missed the first day of it and I'm depressed. I opened it and only read the OP then didn't bother reading the rest of the posts... :(
Dont pick oN him... how would you like it... i cand stand it... i would never do a thing liKe that....
lets change subject... do you like art?
At 4/29/09 08:35 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: That's one long ass neck maybe you want to get that checked out?
Best. Sig. EVER!!!!
At 4/27/09 02:42 PM, DrForeman wrote: my gilfriend is probably way longer hotter
ORLY?
At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you my neck is not a lamp!
You sure about that?
So zetta slow!
