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Ants In My Cereal

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Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:20:55


So I opened up my Cap'n Crunch cereal, I found 5 ants that were inside and 2 ants that were outside of the container. There were probably more inside. I was pretty fucking pissed when I found out because I just put the Cap'n Crunch in the container yesterday. Only got the pic of the 2 ants outside, the other 5 burrowed deeper in probably. Pic below...

Ants In My Cereal

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:22:15


Don't kill yourself

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:24:15


At 4/8/09 05:20 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote: So I opened up my Cap'n Crunch cereal, I found 5 ants that were inside and 2 ants that were outside of the container. There were probably more inside. I was pretty fucking pissed when I found out because I just put the Cap'n Crunch in the container yesterday. Only got the pic of the 2 ants outside, the other 5 burrowed deeper in probably. Pic below...

:( That's so sad. All that yummy Cap'n Crunch RUINED! Its fuckin ruined! :(

Hahah, there was this BBQ I was having and when my friend showed up he looked at two burgers that got overcooked and he was like "Yep! Those are ruined! They're FUCKIN' ruined!" and got all flustered like the end of the world was coming..


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:24:50


At 4/8/09 05:20 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote: So I opened up my Cap'n Crunch cereal, I found 5 ants that were inside and 2 ants that were outside of the container. There were probably more inside. I was pretty fucking pissed when I found out because I just put the Cap'n Crunch in the container yesterday.

oh noes. ¬_¬


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:26:42


well, that just plain sux. are you asking us what you should do, or, are you jut, telling us for no reason?

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:27:34


At 4/8/09 05:26 PM, jakenator85 wrote: well, that just plain sux. are you asking us what you should do, or, are you jut, telling us for no reason?

Both kind of...

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:30:06


Don't you mean the cereal is ruining your ants.


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:31:54


What kinda container is that?

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:32:10


At 4/8/09 05:30 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: Just pour some milk in and drown those fuckers.

Lol I could probably pour this in a bowl and put milk in it. The ants would probably look like raisins... hey, extra protein ain't too bad right?

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:34:48


Hahahahaha, wait how hot is it where you are?


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:35:25


At 4/8/09 05:32 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote:
At 4/8/09 05:30 PM, Ryanl337 wrote: Just pour some milk in and drown those fuckers.
Lol I could probably pour this in a bowl and put milk in it. The ants would probably look like raisins... hey, extra protein ain't too bad right?

Ants have a bad flavour and a worse smell. I wouldn't reccomend eating them for anything short of survivor. Even getting them squished on my hands leaves a stink that lasts for hours...

There's not enough extra protein to make it worth the odor.

One time my step-mom made pancakes, we put syrup on them, I ate mine really fast and my dad sat down as I was finishing and he asked "Is that ants in the syrup?" Sho nuff I ate like a hundred of them..
Gross...


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:37:24


At 4/8/09 05:34 PM, simon wrote: Hahahahaha, wait how hot is it where you are?

Not that hot. It was snowing a little bit outside yesterday, maybe for like 5 minutes. I've had ants for maybe 2 months. They've been staying dormant until I found this little surprise...

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:37:48


That's, um... I don't know what the heck that is. What is it with all these NG users complaining about ants? It's weird.


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:38:50


oh my god! thoose sick fucks! they just couldn't be content with the corn flakes, they had to move up the captan crunch!! god damnit man, im so sorry to hear about your loss.

remember, cornflakes are a gateway cereal, after ants get a taste for cereal it wont be long untill there in your capin' crunch.


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:39:43


At 4/8/09 05:37 PM, InvaderDib5455 wrote: That's, um... I don't know what the heck that is. What is it with all these NG users complaining about ants? It's weird.

They are annoying little fuckers!!!

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:53:31


At 4/8/09 05:26 PM, evan210 wrote: It's ok. Just eat around the Cap'n Crunch.

i lol'd.
just get some new cereal?


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:55:46


At 4/8/09 05:39 PM, Trimak wrote:
At 4/8/09 05:37 PM, InvaderDib5455 wrote: That's, um... I don't know what the heck that is. What is it with all these NG users complaining about ants? It's weird.
They are annoying little fuckers!!!

Yeah... pretty much that.

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:55:56


you know how many ants are actually in there?......

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:59:10


At 4/8/09 05:55 PM, OnionsXD wrote: you know how many ants are actually in there?......

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh your a asshole :/.

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 17:59:58


call an exterminator. It doesn't cost very much.

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-08 18:00:59


Maybe you should've kept the cereal in the box.

If that was any kind of real container, it wouldn't of let ants in in the first place.

Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-09 18:50:54


That's fuckin nasty!


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-09 18:53:10


not a big deal there used to be a lot of ants in my suger i got aggravated so i ate them


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-09 18:55:07


Don't give them the satisfaction of your Capt'n Crunch! Burn the cereal! Burn it and record the Ant's little screams!


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-09 18:55:12


Dude that sucks >:C

Flame those Ants x3


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-09 18:56:38


Eat the ants.


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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-09 18:59:58


So this don't happen again, next time you get any cereal put all of it in a zip lock bag.

trust me i know food, I'm a pothead.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Ants In My Cereal 2009-04-09 19:00:34


It is the end.