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There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 21:46:37


An Invisible Blue Duck is flying around in my room and he's trying to kill me! What should I do Newgrounds? What should I do?

If I don't find someway to get rid of him then he'll surely come after me with everything he's got!

I know some of you are terrible at spelling, so if you could respond in picture format then go ahead.
I also have this box here, but I don't know what's in it or even if it would be helpful at all.

There's An Invisible Blue Duck!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 21:51:31


First try to ignore it
Then try to escape
Then try negotiating your freedom with it. (Invisible blue pies will do as a treat)
If it doesn't accept, shoot yourself in the face

or

Fire your lazer at it


I LIKE PIE

BEST THREAD EVAR. ANSWER! : http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /1110805

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 21:52:25


Duck shoot, motherfucker.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 21:53:59


hug a chicken

shampoo your carpet

send a death-theat to larry the cable guy

destroy your eyes throw the duck at the box

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 21:56:35


At 3/19/09 09:51 PM, l33tsupah4x0r wrote: First try to ignore it

He's trying to kill me, that's kind of hard to ignore.

Then try to escape

He locked the door.

Then try negotiating your freedom with it. (Invisible blue pies will do as a treat)

Ducks don't eat pies silly.

If it doesn't accept, shoot yourself in the face

Then the duck wins.

At 3/19/09 09:52 PM, RacistBassist wrote: OMFG EPIC THREAD LOL OMFG

Was that the response you're going for?

You're not very helpful.

At 3/19/09 09:52 PM, igott wrote: Duck shoot, motherfucker.

I tried that, but it didn't work.

There's An Invisible Blue Duck!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 21:58:13


Lure it to the ground with some birdseed. And then the best thing would be to stick your dick in it.


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:00:12


At 3/19/09 09:58 PM, BobbaQ wrote: Lure it to the ground with some birdseed. And then the best thing would be to stick your dick in it.

I Don't Fuck Ducks.

SAY NO TO DUCK!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:00:21


At 3/19/09 09:46 PM, The-Great-One wrote: An Invisible Blue Duck is flying around in my room and he's trying to kill me! What should I do

How do you know that it's blue if it's invisible?


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:01:13


I fucking hate ducks and everything to do with ducks.


mods keep deleting my sig... BUT DECKY MADE ME A NEW ONE

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:02:37


Strip and use your mansacklaser.

Got no mansacklaser?

Pray.


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:04:19


At 3/19/09 10:00 PM, AnVillain wrote: How do you know that it's blue if it's invisible?

Are you questioning my logical situation?

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:08:39


At 3/19/09 09:56 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 3/19/09 09:52 PM, igott wrote: Duck shoot, motherfucker.
I tried that, but it didn't work.

Shoot the dog. it's been humiliating you for far too long

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:10:12


Throw a iPhone at it.


Ion wan juug no moe

NSFW sig btw

Follow my tumblr

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:14:49


Run in a Circle!
RUN IN A CIRCLE!


Read my stories on my userpage

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:18:49


At 3/19/09 10:00 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I Don't Fuck Ducks.

I Don't Duck Fucks.


portal / review moderator

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:26:38


if its invisible, how do you know its blue...


Where's the pickle?

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:29:52


Bend over and spread your ass cheeks wide. Then he'll fly up your trolling rectum and you won't be bothered by him again.

And then when somebody asks, "what crawled up YOUR ass and died", you can say "this!" And pull the duck out.


Family Guy may be funny, but you're not. STOP QUOTING IT GODDAMNIT.

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:31:44


At 3/19/09 10:00 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I Don't Fuck Ducks.

Lies.


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:32:08


At 3/19/09 10:29 PM, Kingturkey wrote: Bend over and spread your ass cheeks wide. Then he'll fly up your trolling rectum and you won't be bothered by him again.

I'm not a troll. I'm just that fucking crazy.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:35:17


At 3/19/09 10:09 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: You arent that original, epic, or even funny at all.

hm i wasnt the only one that thought of that when they saw the title. but then i read the thread and saw that it was just another homosexual ms paint thread.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:36:38


At 3/19/09 10:35 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 3/19/09 10:09 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: You arent that original, epic, or even funny at all.
hm i wasnt the only one that thought of that when they saw the title. but then i read the thread and saw that it was just another homosexual ms paint thread.

This is Newgrounds. You think you're gonna find a lot of originality here?

Fucking Hilarious!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:51:26


At 3/19/09 10:41 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BILLY MADISON REFERENCE?!?!?!?

what the fuck?

We're talking about an invisible blue duck. Not an invisible penguin.
I'M NOT CRAZY! He actually exists!

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 22:54:38


At 3/19/09 10:26 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: if its invisible, how do you know its blue...

that was my first thought

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 23:07:48


Don't worry little penguin, dey taek gewd cawe ov u at the zoo!


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Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 23:09:42


At 3/19/09 10:26 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: if its invisible, how do you know its blue...

If it's invisible, how do you know it isn't?


My 1,337th post (the second one I made in that topic).

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 23:24:32


At 3/19/09 11:09 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote:
At 3/19/09 10:26 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: if its invisible, how do you know its blue...
If it's invisible, how do you know it isn't?

Exactly.

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 23:30:44


just what NG needs, another attention whore

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 23:32:23


At 3/19/09 11:30 PM, xBloodxFacex wrote: just what NG needs, another attention whore

I not an attention whore, nor a troll. I'm just trying to have some stupid fun! Why can't you just join in?

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-19 23:33:08


At 3/19/09 11:30 PM, xBloodxFacex wrote: just what NG needs, another attention whore

You only have 37 posts. D:

I'm enjoying The-Great-One's posts, they're better than some of the spam we get, and most of his stuff isn't spam.


My 1,337th post (the second one I made in that topic).

Response to There's An Invisible Blue Duck! 2009-03-20 00:30:16


Role Play your way out of it.


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