Create A Poem About Newgrounds

[EmoNarc]

Make sure it is of acceptable length. I don't want this to become a +1 thread.

Oh Newgrounds! Oh Newgrounds! Thou beautiful thing!
Will you now please accept this engagement ring?
From the portals to the forums you consume my life.
So please now oh please, will you be my wife?

I've spent countless hours simply checking you out.
You are the most beautiful site imaginable, without a doubt!
Phillips, Madness, Pico, Tankmen,
Everything about you give me an erection!

True I haven't met your parents -- your uncle Wade seems nasty,
But I'll kick his ass as soon as he walks past me.
And true the n00bs make me want to die,
But the mods know what's due, BAN TIME! Oh my.

So Newgrounds! Oh Newgrounds! Thou beautiful thing!
Will you now please accept this engagement ring?
From the portals to the forums you consume my life.
So please now oh please, will you be my wife?

[Sidorio]

Oh Newgrounds! Oh Newgrounds! Thou beautiful thing!
Will you now please accept this engagement ring?
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Subtle.

[k14pc]

Newgrounds, how i love thee
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[Taterlink]

I like Newgrounds,
And Newgrounds likes me.
I like Newgrounds so much,
GO JUMP OFF A TREE!!!

[Sidorio]

Newgrounds, oh Newgrounds,
I love thou so much
So I wrote a poem about you.

I'm on a roll.

[RubberTrucky]

An Nger from a faraway land,
thought he was being so grand.
He submitted a flash
and when he got bashed
he bitched and he got himself banned.

[Porkchop]

At 3/7/09 02:58 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: An Nger from a faraway land,
thought he was being so grand.
He submitted a flash
and when he got bashed
he bitched and he got himself banned.

Such is life, in the day of an average Nger
Post, Post, Fap, Post some more, and
Dodge Poozy's dickhammer.

[RubberTrucky]

I created the next poem.

*holds dramatic pose*

Dear newgrounds.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from with any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

*takes a bow*

[Porkchop]

At 3/7/09 03:08 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: I created the best poem.

Fixd. Good job, I tip my hat to you, sir.

[Dawnslayer]

Okay; I'm going to play the role of the totally uncreative person and just put this out there.

For anyone who doesn't already know, the official poem of Newgrounds is Endless Handbag.

[TheSouthernTower]

A certain man from the south
loved running his big mouth
he has no fans
and so many bans
But he doesn't give a fuck.