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I just got beaten up.

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Response to I just got beaten up. Jan 3, 2004


At 1/3/04 01:11 PM, Morextremist wrote: put broken glass in your pockets, so the next time that dumb hoe goes through your pockets she'll have to go to hospital and get stitches

Then next time she sees you she's throwing a brick? I'd rather just avoid her.

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when the girl said " i know you have a sig" you should have been like "if you want somehting to smoke i do have a cock"


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At 1/3/04 01:13 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 1/3/04 01:11 PM, Morextremist wrote: put broken glass in your pockets, so the next time that dumb hoe goes through your pockets she'll have to go to hospital and get stitches
Then next time she sees you she's throwing a brick? I'd rather just avoid her.

if she's grab into the pocket she won't be holding anything for awhile. Besides, if she tells a cop you have broken glass in your pockets the cop with will think she's nuts and put her in a psycheatric ward

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why do you make up story that make you gay

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At 1/3/04 01:43 PM, RIPclock wrote: why do you make up story that make you gay

Hmm, I'm not sure, but let me try.

"One time I put my penis in your butthole until it started to bleed."

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At 1/2/04 08:00 PM, Joxa wrote:
But that fat stupid bastard said"Youre from 6th form i know you"
He better be careful.

Hey, he said he knows you, you have 2 options.

1) The conventional route: file a police report ASAP
But it would likely backfire because you have no witnesses

2) Get a bunch of friends and shit kick him

3) Learn martial arts, head to the gym, and plaster him a year later.

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At 1/3/04 01:43 PM, RIPclock wrote: why do you make up story that make you gay

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

B@N Don't come back for 2 weeks.

Oh and by the way Joxa, I guess I had 3 options.

Hope you feel better now.

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Got any battle wounds you can show us?

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At 1/3/04 02:01 PM, Shrapnel wrote:
3) Learn martial arts, head to the gym, and plaster him a year later.

getting beat up is never fun. . but holding a grudge for a year isn't good for your mental developement is it?
if there was some serious physical damage done, you should give him some serious physical damage back. . but it's mostly mental this time isn't it. . so why doesn't he just get a gang of friends togehter and scare the crap out of the one who did it


No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.

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Wait a minute.

There were 3 of you and you got beaten up by 1 guy and 2 girls?

And you had skateboards?

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At 1/3/04 02:01 PM, Shrapnel wrote: 1) The conventional route: file a police report ASAP
But it would likely backfire because you have no witnesses

2) Get a bunch of friends and shit kick him

3) Learn martial arts, head to the gym, and plaster him a year later.

option 4)

Try to stay away from him, and continue having a productive fulfilling life. 10 years later have a salary over four digits anually, and a wife (or harem) who is the sexxorz.

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Joxa, I know this is a bit late (I only just read your thread... sorry) but I would not advocate revenge. Do what teddy Ruxpin advised. You'll do better than these twats at the end of the day. I know, I had plenty of run-ins with dicks like that at my school. I always turned the other cheek - its hard, but it really does make you the better person. Don't sink to their level. You're better than that mate. Take it easy my friend.

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At 1/3/04 03:19 PM, one_crazy_lemming wrote: Turn the other cheek

Seconded.

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At 1/2/04 08:00 PM, Joxa wrote: "Ere ave ya got a fag"

cool they actually talk like that? And where were your friends at the time, didnt they try to help you? or were they just watching you get your ass kicked.

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At 1/3/04 03:42 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 1/3/04 03:19 PM, one_crazy_lemming wrote: Turn the other cheek
Seconded.

thanks 4 the agreement.

Response to I just got beaten up. Jan 3, 2004


nigga wah?
1 go watch the movie kids and learn to beat people up with a skateboard....

2 go watch the movie the way of the gun to see where its OK to hit a girl

3 call the police and file a report...

4 move to canada

people get beat up less by people they dont know usualy its only people you know that beat you up


don't be trash people

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Use stealth like ninja skills to give the girl herpies......I mean....nevermind.

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At 1/3/04 04:09 PM, allpro wrote: go watch the movie kids

I'd suggest the opposite of that.

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Yep, its shit. Unless you want to have fantasies of fucking twelve year old girls...

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Revenge dont let them mess with you

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At 1/3/04 04:29 PM, Mr_Teddy_Ruxpin wrote:
At 1/3/04 04:09 PM, allpro wrote: go watch the movie kids
I'd suggest the opposite of that.

so go watch an adult movie? sounds good to me!


Oh. Your. God.

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At 1/3/04 05:46 PM, Mr_Silv3r wrote:
At 1/3/04 04:29 PM, Mr_Teddy_Ruxpin wrote:
At 1/3/04 04:09 PM, allpro wrote: go watch the movie kids
I'd suggest the opposite of that.
so go watch an adult movie? sounds good to me!

kids is an adult movie dumbass


don't be trash people

Response to I just got beaten up. Jan 3, 2004


A lot of you are asking why i or my friends didnt fight back.

1) I was being punched repeatedly by a girl. Now after the 4th hit i walked away because i would have really hurt her. If i had sdone that i would be in prison.
2)I'm a very passive person. Im tough i can take beatings doesnt bother me,but i will not fight back unless they throw the first punch.
3)Im glad Zoro or antony didnt fight,because i know were better than that.
4) I didnt use my skateboard as it was strapped to my back,plus its sorta cowardly using a weapon.
5) It i had hit the guy,i wouldnt have stopped and i would have hurt him. the thing is townies seem to reember all the timesthey get beaten so i wouldn't have been safe.

And yeh they do speak with really bad slang. The only battle wound i have is a small bruise on my eye(black eye) spretty much gone tho.

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Yo, i know what its liek to have been jumped. I was , and even being a man, i cried, cuz it hurt my pride more than my body. It hurts, sry dude.

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At 1/3/04 02:01 PM, Shrapnel wrote: 3) Learn martial arts, head to the gym, and plaster him a year later.

Yeeeeaaaaahhhh! Then he can go with a fancy armbar and lay on the Six Second Magic!

I just got beaten up.


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