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Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 11:32:10


At 2/25/09 11:24 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Oh shit, it's awake and he looks hungry.

Well surely you can swing the crane over some little diner, lower in some cash and a pail and a note with an order on it, then haul it back up, no? You gotta learn to USE your environment and the tools you have around you, jeez.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 11:36:28


At 2/25/09 11:32 AM, Zerok wrote:
At 2/25/09 11:24 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Oh shit, it's awake and he looks hungry.
Well surely you can swing the crane over some little diner, lower in some cash and a pail and a note with an order on it, then haul it back up, no? You gotta learn to USE your environment and the tools you have around you, jeez.

Sounds like something you'd say during a job interview. "I'm a resourceful kind of guy. You want chicken fingers and fries almost anywhere in the world, I'm your man!"


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 11:49:02


I didn't recognize Jonas without a hat on.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 12:23:03


I'm gonna take my Jonasaur out for a spin, 450 feet up.

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 12:24:08


At 2/25/09 12:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm gonna take my Jonasaur out for a spin, 450 feet up.

Throw it off the side and see if it learns fly.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 12:24:59


At 2/25/09 12:24 PM, xports wrote:
At 2/25/09 12:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm gonna take my Jonasaur out for a spin, 450 feet up.
Throw it off the side and see if it learns fly.

i do belive it's time it learned how to fly, yes...


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 12:25:03


At 2/25/09 12:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm gonna take my Jonasaur out for a spin, 450 feet up.

Use HM 02 and teach it fly.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 12:26:25


Are you definitely in the right house


No mate, no.

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 12:40:29


At 2/25/09 11:24 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Oh shit, it's awake and he looks hungry.

Whatever you do, DON'T FEED HIM CHEESE!
You'll regret it for the rest of your life... or rest of the day, whatever...

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 12:41:04


I still think Sanjays photo thread was the best.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 13:16:49


Ive always wondered if modding from so high up is more satisfying... like the idea of looking down on all us peons.. my computer is in the basement. I'll never know.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 13:18:52


At 2/25/09 12:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm gonna take my Jonasaur out for a spin, 450 feet up.

Ok I'd be shitting myself, I admit it.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 13:21:43


whoever he is, he needs to get the fuck outta there and realize that the 50s already passed!!!
plus, why did you say Jonas in the title?

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 13:22:58


... forget it. i haven't noticed the second page.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 13:24:21


Punch him in the cock. Then throw him off your crane.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 14:07:39


I'm truly disappointed in the fact Jonas hasn't fought anyone yet. If he is a pokemon then have him fight some random person.


Huh?

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 15:35:05


Jonas took some awesome pics with his cam and also recorded a pretty sweet video while I swung him around while he was on my jib.

Since he forgot the data cable for his cam you'll guys have to wait till we get back to my house so he can YT it.

Standby for awesomeness...

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 15:40:33


I miss Jonas Bot.


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 15:44:01


At 2/25/09 03:35 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
Standby for awesomeness...

Hmmmmmmm....

Better not have to wait long.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 15:47:38


At 2/25/09 03:43 PM, cast wrote: So are you two like a couple now or something?

I mumbled something earlier about a bromance before I swiftly popped in the pie hole for faggotry.

At 2/25/09 03:44 PM, FurryFox wrote:
At 2/25/09 03:35 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
Standby for awesomeness...
Hmmmmmmm....

Better not have to wait long.

Well we're still in the crane and it'll probably be a couple of hours.

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 15:57:22


At 2/25/09 03:51 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Page 3 of Poozy's and Jonas's Awesome Adventure
bans
deletes

lolwut

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 16:12:04


At 2/25/09 08:32 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: So I woke up this morning and I followed my usual routine:

1. Curse at alarm clock and scratch ass.
2. Take a piss then brush teeth.
3. Get my knob slobbed like it's corn on the cob.
4. Get dressed.
5. Grab my back pack from the office OMFG WHO THE FUCK IS THAT SLEEPING ON MY SOFA BED!

I laughed so hard, the piece of chicken I had stuck in between my teeth flew out onto my monitor!

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 16:22:13


I hyperbeamed into a bottle inside the crane.

Poozy says I have to go to a battle arena next and face my biggest foe yet.

:<


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 16:22:51


At 2/25/09 04:16 PM, Basspro55 wrote: He simply got a picture of him while he was asleep what was the big deal? Oh wait a minute its because hes a mod isnt it.

Yeah thats true actually, if neither of them were mods no-one would really give a shit


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 16:43:43


Catch it using you evolved Pozzy?

that's right, Pozzy, not Poozy

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:01:42


i would so slice his balls off


kiss my ass!

im an attention whore DUR!

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:04:27


At 2/25/09 04:22 PM, Jonas wrote: I hyperbeamed into a bottle inside the crane.

Poozy says I have to go to a battle arena next and face my biggest foe yet.

<

I hope you don't get flamed by charizard.

Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared


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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:06:24


At 2/25/09 04:22 PM, Jonas wrote: I hyperbeamed into a bottle inside the crane.

Poozy says I have to go to a battle arena next and face my biggest foe yet.

<

You'd best be packing potions. Or is that only Final Fantasy?

Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:06:30


At 2/25/09 08:33 AM, Igotaname13 wrote:
And hope to a religious idol it wasnt gay

Not really, really you want pictures.


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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Response to Hot damn. A wild Jonas has appeared 2009-02-25 17:11:11


Duh, say wtf and kick his ass out the window.


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