At 2/9/09 03:13 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: Answer's simple: fuck the daughter.
Damn, you beat me to it.
At 2/9/09 03:13 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: Answer's simple: fuck the daughter.
Damn, you beat me to it.
try not watching it in fullscreen, then you can continue to jerk it, even if people are outside.
Think of it as being a voyeur
lol. seriously..if this is the only problem in your life, consider yourself VERY lucky.
Anyway, to be helpful. Seriously..I can't even be helpful...everything possible has been said before me, and could have been thought up if you sat down and thought about it for 2.4 seconds before jumping onto your computer chair, logging onto newgrounds, and posting that...which takes about 35.78 seconds if you have a fast internet...jesus
couldn't you masturbate at night? I doubt they will be out peering through your window in the dark.
At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: Damn It! Today my dad took down the blind in my room where my computer is and my neighbor can stare perfectly into my room. My room faces their backyard and their daughter goes outside all the time.
depends... how old is the daughter?
quit jerkin off man. Sex dreams! masturbation < sex dreams. lulz.
Heres a strange idea. Leave these retards at the bbs and get a girl friend.
Fucking keep wanking, what are they gonna do?
Post a porn picture on your ceiling. Then you can fap while lying down so no one will see you.
Like i said, get a girlfriend, get her to give you a handjob.
Slap your penis against the window repediatly.
They'll learn to not look at your window.
At 2/9/09 02:28 PM, Lorkas wrote: Too be honest, I've never fapped to porn. I just find it weird how you can look into a naked guy and imagine it's you fucking some chick
Age/Gender: 14, Male
i loled.
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At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: ...
I have a feeling your dad knew that you watched porn... he probably did it, thinking you would continue to jack off, until the neighbor saw you do so.
I cannot believe this thread made 4 pages, society fails again
At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: their daughter goes outside all the time.
How old?
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At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: Damn It! Today my dad took down the blind in my room where my computer is and my neighbor can stare perfectly into my room. My room faces their backyard and their daughter goes outside all the time. So now, I can no longer watch porn to masturbate to without an 80% chance of being caught with my pants down PLUS I cannot masturbate with being fully naked (I don't know why). I could try thinking up fantasies, but i'm no good and it, and sex with a pillow is boring. What should I do?
Who said you had to stop fapping just because it's public now?
People fap all the time, I bet even our founding fathers fapped when they were onry and not with their wives.
At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: What should I do?
Should I break out the violin for you?
TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY
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Just cover up your window with something and watch porn or even wait until night time.
At 2/10/09 09:48 AM, KevnSevn wrote: Solution to your problem
You Will Need
2 thumbtacks
1 blanket
Instructions
Use thumbtacks to hang blanket over window.
Problem solved!
TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY
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At 2/9/09 04:12 PM, Phobotech wrote: Picture Related.
That was so fucking funny!
At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: What should I do?
Here are some ideas:
-PSP with porn on it.
- print your porn.
- sneak on at night.
- tell them that it's for school.
At 2/9/09 04:12 PM, Phobotech wrote: Picture Related.
LMAO! I fucking lol'd at the 4th solution! XD
Awesome.
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Poof! Go ahead and do it. Nobody will see you.
If I offer to help you in a post, PM me to get it. I often forget to revisit threads.
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At 2/10/09 06:07 PM, Kwing wrote: _root.JPG-9000._alpha=0;
Poof! Go ahead and do it. Nobody will see you.
...Or the pic, for that matter.
Also, I'm glad you guys enjoyed my impromptu comic on page 2. :P
i've re posted this on other froums to laugh at this loser.
At 2/9/09 03:46 PM, startreeflesh wrote: I almost cannot even believe how pathetic this is....
hahaha
Says the guy who can't punctuate and is browsing newgrounds.