That tank desperately needs a LED setup that changes colour overtime. That would make me want it.
Urinating all over the place
I was potty trained pretty well, so I don't have that issue. But what I do like to do when I have to take a particularily dragon sized piss, is to try and step further and further away from the toilet. Sometimes you wind up like 5 feet away and you have to quickly shuffle back closer to avoid drippage. This is more of a private bathroom type deal. Though if someone walked in on you in a public washroom, it would be kinda epic.