At 1/8/12 06:41 PM, FairSquare wrote:
I am a dream interpreter, my book "Dream Interpretations" was a New York Times best seller.
According to the dream, the repressed feelings of anger you felt stem from the fact that you wish to have anal sex. Now we can judge the intensiveness of these homo-erotic feelings, by the anger felt during the dream. Now in your case, based on sound mathematical formulas and equations, the feelings are so intense that your asshole would become so loose from the intensive amounts of anal-sex that it would start to collapse on itself forming a black hole.
The black hole would then rip the space-time fabric allowing all of time and space to collapse on itself. The resulting object would be the densest object that has ever existing, eventually the heat caused by you asshole would explode into a new universe where billions and billions of years later, intelligent life would form.
I'm sorry I had to be the one to break this to you. Please tell your loved ones why the world will end.