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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-04 22:00:24 Reply

I have some relatives coming today from that area... one of them likes clubbin...
but I'll pass :P


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-04 22:22:35 Reply

Girlfriend

Yet another tale of ragery by your friend, Darkmaster603

I'm watching Watchmen, and the girlfriend is playing portal with headphones on. She decides to join into the movie near the middle. Every 5 minutes or so I get asked questions about what happened or who someone was, and I eventually told her to shut up and watch the dam movie, it will explain everything. Then she gets angry because she says she didn't watch it from the beginning (chose not to watch from beginning), even though she put it on the movie because she wanted to see some blue cock.

Women are level 10 trolls.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-04 22:44:21 Reply

At 8/4/10 10:22 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
Women are level 10 trolls.

That's the lulz.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-04 23:51:21 Reply

At 8/4/10 10:22 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: She decides to join into the movie near the middle. Every 5 minutes or so I get asked questions about what happened or who someone was, and I eventually told her to shut up and watch the dam movie, it will explain everything. Then she gets angry because she says she didn't watch it from the beginning (chose not to watch from beginning), even though she put it on the movie because she wanted to see some blue cock.

Sounds to me like you both fail at watching movies.

The right things to do would be for her to either watch all the way through, or be quiet and do her best to figure out what she missed.

Now for you, if someone joins late, just pause the movie and give them a quick synopsis, it cuts the stupid questions out and is better for you and them to do.

Duh-cakes.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 00:01:30 Reply

At 8/4/10 10:44 PM, Gravey wrote:
At 8/4/10 10:22 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
Women are level 10 trolls.
That's the lulz.

That my fine sir is very true.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 00:20:45 Reply

At 8/4/10 11:51 PM, InvisibleObserver wrote:
At 8/4/10 10:22 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: She decides to join into the movie near the middle. Every 5 minutes or so I get asked questions about what happened or who someone was, and I eventually told her to shut up and watch the dam movie, it will explain everything. Then she gets angry because she says she didn't watch it from the beginning (chose not to watch from beginning), even though she put it on the movie because she wanted to see some blue cock.
Sounds to me like you both fail at watching movies.

The right things to do would be for her to either watch all the way through, or be quiet and do her best to figure out what she missed.

Now for you, if someone joins late, just pause the movie and give them a quick synopsis, it cuts the stupid questions out and is better for you and them to do.

Duh-cakes.

Oh, I did that. I explained everything in great detail atleast twice. I told her to do that also, I watched watchmen the first time at the same point she came in and pretty much understood it.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 00:56:31 Reply

At 8/5/10 12:20 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
Oh, I did that. I explained everything in great detail atleast twice. I told her to do that also, I watched watchmen the first time at the same point she came in and pretty much understood it.

The only remedy I see for you is to find another chick that looks like your girlfriend. Then dump your girlfriend and hook up with the look-a-like and then bang her brains out for a week. After it's all said and done everyone will be in a better place.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 01:44:57 Reply

Maybe my values are different, but a girl who listens to obnoxious music, and is bad for watching movies with are hitting on two very important forms of art/media and has got to have some godlike redeeming features.

Does she sweat visually aesthetic colored clouds of hallucinogenic euphoria inducing perspiration or something?


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 03:49:51 Reply

shes very cute and she's 16, 85 pounds and 4'11. She's worth it.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 05:02:13 Reply

At 8/5/10 03:49 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: shes very cute and she's 16, 85 pounds and 4'11. She's worth it.

I should also mention I'm 18 and it's legal, for anyone who's wondering


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 06:28:20 Reply

At 8/5/10 05:02 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
At 8/5/10 03:49 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: shes very cute and she's 16, 85 pounds and 4'11. She's worth it.
I should also mention I'm 18 and it's legal, for anyone who's wondering

Hmm i dont know... I'll be watching youuuu >:(

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 06:56:56 Reply

At 8/5/10 06:28 AM, YouriX wrote:
At 8/5/10 05:02 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
At 8/5/10 03:49 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: shes very cute and she's 16, 85 pounds and 4'11. She's worth it.
I should also mention I'm 18 and it's legal, for anyone who's wondering
Hmm i dont know... I'll be watching youuuu >:(

Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break Every step you take, I'll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play Every night you stay, I'll be watching you

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 08:26:49 Reply

At 8/4/10 08:41 PM, Gravey wrote:
At 8/4/10 08:32 PM, InvisibleObserver wrote:
2 hands on the wheel will be your mantra.
If you replace "wheel" with "Gravey's cock" you would be completely correct.

lol get a room you two.

also steve msged me yesterday.. I have a feeling of trepidition.. I mean.. we haven't really talked since january.. but I missed his message :(

still it's good to know he's ok - buut I'm still not over him - prolly never will be - speaking of relationships :(

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 10:29:39 Reply

At 8/5/10 03:49 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: 85 pounds and 4'11.

Tiny women are pure win in every way.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 10:32:49 Reply

At 8/5/10 10:29 AM, Gravey wrote:
At 8/5/10 03:49 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: 85 pounds and 4'11.
Tiny women are pure win in every way.

Tiny women remind me of children. Sexing them always makes me feel like I'm committing a crime :(

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 10:38:02 Reply

At 8/4/10 06:54 PM, Flashburn wrote: K can you guys tell me what picture you see when you click my profile?

hahaha the nude tangent of your subject digressed nicely.

It's some egyptian hat wearing dude in black with "flashburn" underneath his hands and a redish background sky. No page header visible at all.

I changed it like yesterday and when I click view my userpage it shows my old one...

Clear your cache brah

On a non related note I'm going to be running all around downtown chicago today with my mic. Going to record city ambience and train sounds and all sortsa stuff. Should be fun.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 10:51:38 Reply

At 8/5/10 10:32 AM, Quarl wrote:
Tiny women remind me of children. Sexing them always makes me feel like I'm committing a crime :(

Tiny women don't = boobless women. :-P


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 11:01:00 Reply

At 8/5/10 10:51 AM, Gravey wrote:
At 8/5/10 10:32 AM, Quarl wrote:
Tiny women remind me of children. Sexing them always makes me feel like I'm committing a crime :(
Tiny women don't = boobless women. :-P

Children don't = boobless children :P

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 12:12:00 Reply

NEW BEAT I made this cool song and posted the other night but didn't get any reviews. Please take a listen and let me know what you think.
=]


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 12:14:46 Reply

At 8/5/10 12:12 PM, zippe6 wrote: NEW BEAT I made this cool song and posted the other night but didn't get any reviews. Please take a listen and let me know what you think.
=]

Please keep your advertising in this thread. You are not the only musician who wants exposure.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 12:50:18 Reply

At 8/5/10 12:56 AM, Gravey wrote: The only remedy I see for you is to find another chick that looks like your girlfriend. Then dump your girlfriend and hook up with the look-a-like and then bang her brains out for a week. After it's all said and done everyone will be in a better place.

But mr. Gravey, this is the same advice you gaved me, now i don't feel special anymore!!!
<(TTTTT_TTTTT)>

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 13:49:30 Reply

At 8/5/10 10:29 AM, Gravey wrote:
At 8/5/10 03:49 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: 85 pounds and 4'11.
Tiny women are pure win in every way.

I'm 6'3, 220 lbs.

It's pretty weird in public sometimes


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 13:54:53 Reply

At 8/5/10 01:49 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
At 8/5/10 10:29 AM, Gravey wrote:
I'm 6'3, 220 lbs.

It's pretty weird in public sometimes

Yea, I'm 5'7 and 160-170 pounds depending on the day. It's probably why I'm not into tall or big women.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 13:57:02 Reply

Sorry for the double post but I missed this and it must be addressed.

At 8/5/10 12:50 PM, Kirbyfemur wrote:
At 8/5/10 12:56 AM, Gravey wrote: The only remedy I see for you is to find another chick that looks like your girlfriend. Then dump your girlfriend and hook up with the look-a-like and then bang her brains out for a week. After it's all said and done everyone will be in a better place.
But mr. Gravey, this is the same advice you gaved me, now i don't feel special anymore!!!
<(TTTTT_TTTTT)>

You are very special Kirby. Very special indeed. But women aren't, for the most part. Therefore the same advice works in nearly all situations. Find a chick that looks like the one you are missing/having issues with/is driving you nuts/etc, and bang the look-a-like's brains out for a week. Seriously, best advice EVAH!!!

;-)


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 14:08:53 Reply

I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...

Everything is way better with a tiny woman.

(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 14:54:23 Reply

At 8/5/10 02:08 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...

Everything is way better with a tiny woman.

(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)

please god dont tell me you think shes fat?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 15:06:05 Reply

At 8/5/10 02:54 PM, SessileNomad wrote:
At 8/5/10 02:08 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...

Everything is way better with a tiny woman.

(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)
please god dont tell me you think shes fat?

Nope, he doesn't.
He said he dated a fat chick the same height as him one time. That means he doesn't anymore.
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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 15:06:14 Reply

At 8/5/10 02:54 PM, SessileNomad wrote:
At 8/5/10 02:08 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...

Everything is way better with a tiny woman.

(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)
please god dont tell me you think shes fat?

she could stand to loose a few more calories...

lol no of course not, even though she has no muscle...it's all fat :P

And Quarl, women are trolls, you've already been fooled.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 15:11:16 Reply

At 8/5/10 03:06 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: And Quarl, women are trolls, you've already been fooled.

I can confirm that my girlfriend is a troll as well. on the internet AND in real life. Just ask EyeLovePoozy or Rig for the internet trolling.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2010-08-05 15:11:27 Reply

At 8/5/10 03:06 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
she could stand to loose a few more calories...

Win statement.

lol no of course not, even though she has no muscle...it's all fat :P

Not so win statement.

And Quarl, women are trolls, you've already been fooled.

Epic win statement on all counts.

If only I had thought about doing a "win counter" to sorta juxtapose my "fail counter" experiment. :-P


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