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I bought a ShamWow

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 11:59:54


At 1/21/09 09:22 AM, BlindShoemaker wrote: did you say "wow" everytime?

Wow, shame.


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 12:13:04


I'm somewhat tempted to buy one. I've got water problems in my apartment. And my dog is always peeing on the tile.


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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 12:31:02


At 1/20/09 08:42 PM, link-011 wrote:
At 1/20/09 08:41 PM, Warrickneff wrote: Does it do the carpet thing?

I'd be willing to buy one if it did.
I haven't tested the carpet thing yet, but I will!

It's not as good at that as Mr. Vincent makes it look. When you watch the commercial, look at the carpet mess. When he pours the shit on it, it gets all over the place. But when he puts the German Towell Sponge thingamabob on it it's a neat little circle on a square of carpet.


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 12:35:42


At 1/21/09 12:13 PM, HandsomePete wrote: And my dog is always peeing on the tile.

There are better ways to solve that problem. Such as training your dog not to pee on the tile.


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 12:38:36


Well it looks like every joke possible has been made. hmmm yeah I think so.

SHAM FUCKING WOW!

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 12:47:17


Well I want one. I should have gotten some at the Big E. What the hell was I thinking when I walked by the Shamwow tent?!


"Lulz is watching someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat with friends and laugh"

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 12:53:37


theres a point, if global warming does happen and the sea levels do rise, can we just fight back with a fuck load of ShamWows?

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 12:56:07


I'm thinking of getting my little brother a couple of those for his birthday, he seems to be quite obsessed with them.
Also, anything by Billy Mays he wants, so, it's probably going to be some Shamwow and some Mighty Putty for him!

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 13:55:09


At 1/21/09 07:19 AM, Gooch wrote: Also, I bring your attention to this. I don't know if this was ever brought up at any point in time, but Mr. Offer made this film called the "Underground Comedy Movie".

I already have the movie on DVD, it's funny


life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 14:02:43


Sham-WOW!

I bought a ShamWow

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 14:07:45


At 1/20/09 09:41 PM, LichKingz wrote:
At 1/20/09 08:45 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Billy Mays endorses Zorbeez, so they are automatically better.
True. But...

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk I fail, I am so sorry..

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 16:19:11


At 1/21/09 10:11 AM, FurryFox wrote: Haha. If it really works then I'm buying it.

Yup, it really works!

At 1/21/09 10:38 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: So Shamwow is amazing huh?
If link says so, you obey.
oh link

Truly amazing!


life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 18:35:02


At 1/21/09 04:22 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: -He is seriously an Ex-Scientologist

I never knew that..


life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 19:11:58


At 1/21/09 06:42 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: I guess you do feel 2% sorry for him overall.

I did feel pretty bad until I read the part where it said he got his movie on DVD and he's rollin' around in bills. But yeah, I actually have the movie on DVD. It's pretty funny.

Yes I read the whole thing

life can be real fuckin crazy

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 20:13:43


You dont fuck around with shamwow

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-21 21:01:42


Kickass name. ShamWow. Love it.


3 lines? Not much room. I feel cramped in this little rectangular box, yet it's still comfy.

My life sucks at times, at other times it shines... this sucks.

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-22 15:54:24


At 1/21/09 09:01 PM, alexome12 wrote: Kickass name. ShamWow. Love it.

Now go buy one.


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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-22 16:24:52


Our shamwows suck.

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-22 16:24:58


dont eat them though or theyll fucking kill ya.

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-01-22 16:47:01


At 1/20/09 08:40 PM, EL-7 wrote: Billy Mays.

I now have a VERY strong desire to get one.

Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-04-04 23:10:36


At 1/20/09 09:01 PM, doodleonsociety wrote: nuclear waste from WWII (they are made in germany)

Please go back to history class...


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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-04-04 23:31:31


Apperently Billy Mays came up with the idea of the Shamwow and the Slap Chop and Vince stole his ideas. Here is a link about Billy bitching Vince out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omk jg

Also every cent Vince makes he uses it to battle Scientology, heres link to prove

http://digg.com/d1kwgo


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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-04-05 01:21:20


you just helped billy buy more crack.... happy?


I Stopped A Rape!!!

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-04-05 01:49:56


LOL Vince is in prison


Keepin' Calm and Chiving On

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Response to I bought a ShamWow 2009-04-05 02:19:37


Vince is in in prison for being with a hooker.