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Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath

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Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:01:23


I don't exactly remember what time I left my hotel room to head to the meet-up. I'm guessing it was around 11am, but I can't be too sure. I'd gotten up early, bathed and shit so I'd be in top physical appearance for when I would start hitting on Nightmare's girlfriend. Best cologne and shit; guess shirt. Then I went out.

Would down Elizabeth Street rather lazily, taking in the sights and sounds of the bustling Central Business District of Melbourne. It was my 5th day there and I'd fallen in love with the city; the people, the layout, the variety of things to see and do. I had decided against getting a coffee immediately, since, according to the meet-up schedule (which was throw up two days before the meet-up was planned to happen) we'd be going for coffee anyway. And so I walked lazily down Elizabeth Street towards Flinders Street Station, where we'd planned to meet.

I'd reached the intersection of Elizabeth and Flinders when instinct told me to turn around. There, staring me directly in the face, was the ugly mug of Night-Mare and his hot girlfriend. How he managed to bag her, I don't know. He was wearing his 'Angry Face' t-shirt, so I'd recognized him immediately. Apparently he'd been following me for several blocks. Don't know how he recognized me. Probably because I'd told him about my long hair, and I was the only guy in the are with hair this particularly long. We conversed while we waited for the Sign to turn Green, to which we then proceeded to Flinders Station.

And it was there we sat in the blistering morning sun for about 40 minutes waiting for anyone else to turn up. In the early moments of the wait, Night-Mare graced me so kindly with a free NG sticker (of which I still have, in my wallet. Dunno where to stick it). In the process of waiting, we small-talked, joked around and shit. I apologised to NMs girlfriend for having him drag her out to hang with a bunch of faggots like us. It was then that CarbonWater appeared in all his Lanky glory, bearing the Ghostbusters t-shirt that gave away his identity. We continued to chat about little things; I joked about how I was waiting for someone to come out of nowhere and shank me; how Britkid wanted me dead, how Aci6 wanted to punch me in the face, etc. This fat, greasy guy walked past, and I joked that that was probably Aci6, which garnered a few laughs. I also got in contact with an associate from Adelaide who had planned to come to the meet (to see me, fuck everyone else), but they had to pull out at the last second due to a medical emergency. After not too long, we decided to 'fuck' everyone who had planned to come along, and ditched them at the station. All the while we had no idea where we were headed.

So I suggested, "Let's grab coffee somewhere", and since no one else had anything better to go with, we set off for a coffee place. I myself was looking for a Hudson's, cause they had really nice hot chocolates (made with Belgium Chocolate), but as fate would have it, there was none in our path. Eventually, we got to Lonsdale Street, and remembering the Greek quarter that was in the area, I bolted across the street, leaving the rest of the crew on the opposite side of the road. They soon followed after I informed them of my intentions, planning to show them "How the Greek's spend their time".

We (I) decided on Medallion, a Cafe and Giro Bar, since everyone else looked confused as fuck about what was going on. We ordered drinks and decided to have lunch there as well. Being Greek food, it was far superior to anything else we could have decided to eat. Photo's were taken, Giros were eaten, messes were made. Damn, that was a fucking good lamb Giro...

After lunch had settled and we'd paid, we'd headed off in the direction of the Crown Entertainment Complex in search of Magyar. Turns out I was leading them everywhere, even though I'd only been in the city less than a week. When we got there, Magyar found us, greeting Night-Mare with the respectful term 'faggot'. I loled as introductions were made. Unfortunately, he'd decided against bringing his dog, Eski, considering the great heat of the day, which was a sheer disappointment for me, since I was looking forward to seeing the Huski x. After some quick conversation, we were informed by Magyar of the Arcade located inside the Casino. Having nothing better to do, we decided to go in there.

So we went inside. I ended up starting out on the games, playing this druming game. Not the Guitar Hero-type drumming game. It had 3 drums and two thick sticks which I had to bash with. It was a waste of my $2 really, since It had shit covers of songs, and the rest I didn't know, so it was impossible for me to maintain the beat because the Treble was so fucking loud I couldn't even hear the beat. Pictures were taken of me looking like an Aspie. Fuck you, Night-Mare, I'd better not see them here, even though writing them here is even more incentive to do so. I know where you sleep, man.

After that, we just wandered around for a while watching other people play Street Fighter and such. Then we decided to play either Laser Tag or Bowling. I, for some strange reason had a fairly bad pain in my leg that prevented me from running (and mysteriously disappeared the night I arrived home from holiday), so we decided on Bowling. We all decided on one game since I wasn't going to pay $25 for 2 games of bowling, and nobody else was willing either.

The game of bowling was probably the most epic thing to happen throughout the entire meet. I ended up raping everyone with 144 pins using my 1337 bowling skills (I might have it down to an art), while everyone else simply dropped the ball down the lane. It was also the time the infamous RickRoll debacle occured, where I ended up RickRolling the Alley and anyone close enough to the Alley to hear it. The best-spent dollar ever.

After that we wandered around the skill-testers trying to win a prize. I don't know how much money Carbonwater blew on that Square-Stack game. You know, where you have to stack the squares on top of each other without missing so you can get into the Major Prize line and win a DS or something. Anyway, he failed miserably just before winning the major prize. Everytime.

The Night-Mare had to go and be a faggot and leave about 90 minutes early. Smart move, I guess, getting away from all the faggotry so his girlfriend can make out with his wang. After he left, shit died down quickly, considering we had no dollars left and there were only 3 of us left. So we decided to call it. We walked out front of the Crown, shook hands and parted ways.

So yeah, that's the Melbourne Meet-up from my perspective. Unfortunately, no group shot was taken, but Night-Mare has all the pictures. Instead, here is a picture of the epic RickRoll in the bowling alley.

Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:15:12


Shame I couldn't make it. Sounded like.. well better what I would've been doing anyway.

Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:16:18


So there was only about 4~ of you people?

Heh, My guess that it was kinda a bummer, How many were expected originally?

Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:16:41


Rickrolling IRL is for faggots.

Infact Rickrolling in general is for faggots.

Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:17:49


At 1/19/09 06:16 AM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Rickrolling IRL is for faggots.

Infact Rickrolling in general is for faggots.

Just like you, then?


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:26:09


At 1/19/09 06:16 AM, Tykwa wrote: So there was only about 4~ of you people?

There were 4 NGers, and Night-Mares ladyfriend.

Heh, My guess that it was kinda a bummer, How many were expected originally?

About 6, or maximum 7. It was a very last-minute thing, so we wern't expecting alot of people. it was a decent day at least. I don't remember what i did that night, though.

At 1/19/09 06:16 AM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Rickrolling IRL is for faggots.

Infact Rickrolling in general is for faggots.

Just like you, then?


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:31:46


At 1/19/09 06:26 AM, Jezuz wrote: So, you guys planned that, right?

No, it was very spontaneous, actually. I went to the machine to see what they had and the idea just clicked in my head. They didn't even know I'd done it till the music started playing and I started laughing.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:43:14


At 1/19/09 06:34 AM, Aci6 wrote: Most of it is believable but the rest of it sounds like a crock of shit. Who are you again?

haha WHAT. what's so unbelievable about a small group having lunch and going bowling? sounds like you're just dirty Nike made insinuations that you are an overweight gentleman.

cheer up, chubby.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:43:56


Sounds like you guys had fun, really wish I could have gone, but my mother didn't feel too strongly about her 14 year old daughter spending time with a bunch of grown men in a casino. No idea why.


You conniving, randy, bogus-Oriental old queen! Your record sleeves are better than your songs!

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:48:21


At 1/19/09 06:43 AM, Rebbay wrote: Sounds like you guys had fun, really wish I could have gone, but my mother didn't feel too strongly about her 14 year old daughter spending time with a bunch of grown men in a casino. No idea why.

Probably better you didn't turn up. I'd hate to think what the general public would say if they saw a 14 year old girl with a bunch of adults.

You know how society is these days...


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 06:57:12


At 1/19/09 06:46 AM, Aci6 wrote: Just how he talked up night-mare's girlfriend.

because it's impossible for a dude to pick up a chick another dude thinks is out of his league? lolk.

Also it would suggest he flew in from somewhere just to go to the meet.

BoBoTheHippo flew to Sydney from New Zealand for a meet. Shit happens.

I'm sorry?

don't be sorry, just hit a treadmill sometime in the near future.

Uh yeah, what's funny is that you have no idea of my weight.

it's especially amusing to imagine you using a stick to type that post out because your fingers are too large for the keys, and then your flabby man breasticles jiggling all about as you get overly flustered at the mistakes you're still making WITH A TYPING WAND, and then losing your breath after like seven seconds and needing a muffin.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:12:19


At 1/19/09 07:02 AM, Aci6 wrote: Why would I 'hit' a treadmill?

oh you! you got me with the literalies! is that because you didn't really know what to say so you're just pretending to not understand a simple adaption of the word?

lol 'imagine'.

you've never amused yourself with your own thoughts? lolol your loss. but hey, I wouldn't have to imagine if you posted a pic OR ARE YOU TOO EMBARRASSED OF YOUR LARGER THAN LIFE FIGURE SJDKGHG

Really, you go to all this trouble to insult someone when all they do is laugh at your ineptness.

I don't know, it's not really all that much trouble man. it'd probably be more trouble for you to walk up a flight of stairs when the elevator's not working.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:17:17


I wasn't wearing an angry face shirt, it was just an ordinary NG Tank shirt.

Did I hear the wanting of pics?
I'm just going to post them in order of how they were taken, I took exactly 69 photos.

Here we marvel at the view of the faggot of all faggots, Nike.

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:21:26


At 1/19/09 07:19 AM, Shreddy wrote: damn it looks warm there

The weather was perfect for the 8 days I was in Melbourne on holiday. Melbourne has very funny weather; one day its boiling hot and the next its freezing. But it was always sunny, which was win.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:24:37


At 1/19/09 07:19 AM, Shreddy wrote: damn it looks warm there

Well it is Australia.

Also, note the two pairs of sandles on the ground behind Nike, some girl just ditched them there and left, everybody just walked over them, I found this amusing.

Behold, CarbonWater, in all his glory!

He likes to pull faces for photos.

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:32:59


At 1/19/09 07:24 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Behold, CarbonWater, in all his glory!

I'm still curious as to why the fuck he brought a backpack with him. I didn't see him open it at all.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:33:58


Waiting a while for the other users to show up, as you can see here, Nike seems pretty happy that nobody came over and left a fist imprint located on his forehead.

We left pretty much right after this photo.

Also, hope you guys enjoyed your NG stickers, carbon stuck his on a a power-box or something.

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:36:23


At 1/19/09 07:33 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Waiting a while for the other users to show up, as you can see here, Nike seems pretty happy that nobody came over and left a fist imprint located on his forehead.

No, i was just basking in the morning sunlight. It was a beautiful day for a meet-up. 28ºC. beautiful weather.

Also, hope you guys enjoyed your NG stickers, carbon stuck his on a a power-box or something.

I've still got it in my wallet. Dunno where exactly to stick it.

This thread needs MOAR pictures of you...r girlfriend, Night-Mare.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:45:07


At 1/19/09 06:16 AM, Tykwa wrote: So there was only about 4~ of you people?

Well, news of the Melbourne meet is out there now. People will have heard of it by the time next year's comes around, plenty of time for those people who missed out.
I'd seriously consider going to a Melbourne meet next year if there was a larger turnout.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:46:05


We went to the Greek Café.

Hopefully forum doesn't butthurt on this character e with the line ontop.

Carbon decides his choice of food.

Note: Keep your eyes on the glasses of FREE water we get, just watch them pile up as the photos go along.

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:47:44


At 1/19/09 07:45 AM, WritersBlock wrote:
At 1/19/09 06:16 AM, Tykwa wrote: So there was only about 4~ of you people?
Well, news of the Melbourne meet is out there now. People will have heard of it by the time next year's comes around, plenty of time for those people who missed out.
I'd seriously consider going to a Melbourne meet next year if there was a larger turnout.

Well I plan on going next year, and if you came and everyone who went this year came again. that would be a 50% increase. Not bad aye.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:48:09


At 1/19/09 07:46 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Note: Keep your eyes on the glasses of FREE water we get, just watch them pile up as the photos go along.

It's customary in Greek Cafes to give water along with the order. This is rather unique, as all other cafes would have you pay $3 for a bottle of it, or at least make you ask for water before you get it.


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:49:51


Less dicks; more chicks.

Hopefully she won't get too pissed off at me for posting pictures of her.

She's wearing glasses, you can't tell shit anyway.

My beautiful girlfriend deciding on her lunch.
If you fap, I shall hunt you down, and cut your dick off and stick it down your throat.

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:51:34


At 1/19/09 07:49 AM, Night-Mare wrote: My beautiful girlfriend deciding on her lunch.
If you fap, I shall hunt you down, and cut your dick off and stick it down your throat.

Hey Lochie, guess what I did after I went back to my hotel room?


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:54:43


At 1/19/09 07:51 AM, NikeThanatos wrote:
At 1/19/09 07:49 AM, Night-Mare wrote: My beautiful girlfriend deciding on her lunch.
If you fap, I shall hunt you down, and cut your dick off and stick it down your throat.
Hey Lochie, guess what I did after I went back to my hotel room?

Your hair?


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 07:56:35


At 1/19/09 07:51 AM, NikeThanatos wrote: Hey Lochie, guess what I did after I went back to my hotel room?

Hopefully it was something that didn't involve your eccentric behavour of faggotry.

Nike takes my camera as I go into my bag to get my wallet out, and takes a cheap shot of me.
Fuck my face was red that day, I'm not that used to the weather yet, I usually just sit inside on hot days infront of the air-con, oh fucking wells.

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 08:07:44


At 1/19/09 07:54 AM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: Your hair?

Oh touche.

No, I mean after that.

At 1/19/09 07:56 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Nike takes my camera as I go into my bag to get my wallet out, and takes a cheap shot of me.

I'm surprised that you could afford a digital camera and still lack the decency to go outside in a flanno. For shame...


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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 08:09:18


Oh yes, take it all you filthy whore.

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Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 08:11:24


At 1/19/09 07:49 AM, Night-Mare wrote: My beautiful girlfriend deciding on her lunch.
If you fap, I shall hunt you down, and cut your dick off and stick it down your throat.

* fap fap fap fap

Response to Melbourne Ng Meet-up: Aftermath 2009-01-19 08:22:29


At 1/19/09 08:09 AM, Night-Mare wrote: Oh yes, take it all you filthy whore.

Hehehe, heh.

Damn, guys, wish I'd have shown up to this shit. MEET KON, LOCHIE, CARBONWATER AND SARA? NO FUCKING WAI!

I love you guys. :3


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