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I Watch Pornography For The Stories

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cHunter
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I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

Have you ever been watching a pornographic film and been intrigued by the storyline? For example, I was watching Space Nuts, the hilarious comedy (winner of the Adult Video News Awards prestigious Best Sex Comedy award) and couldn't help but be fascinated with the Good vs. Evil undertone between Buzz Starfokker and the Evil Overlord. The acting was exceptional, especially by Evan Stone, and it was great to see cameos like Ron Jeremy. This is just one of many pornographic films that I watch not only for the obvious reasons, but to be entertained in a non sexual way.

So, NG, the question is, what adult entertainment videos do you watch for the stories?

I Watch Pornography For The Stories

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Prinzy2
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:47 PM, zalecot wrote: i'm sorry but "Lord of the cock : The felowship of the pussy" has to be the best porn video ever

Midgets fucking 7 foot tall women, can't beat that.

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rebottaro
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

Yes sir, I in fact do watch pornpgraphy for the story lines. Space Nuts is a great example of well written pornography.

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cHunter
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:47 PM, zalecot wrote: i'm sorry but "Lord of the cock : The felowship of the pussy" has to be the best porn video ever

Oooh, I never heard of that one. The name reminds me of Lord of the G-String: The Femaleship of the String, but that movie was fairly shotty. The 3D animation was simply garbage when compared to masterpieces such as the Porn Wars Trilogy and the story line was terrible. A magical g-string? Oh wow, that's cool. I'll take lightsaber fights any day over the lame sword fights in that movie.

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CommisarGaunt
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:45 PM, cHunter wrote: Have you ever been watching a pornographic film and been intrigued by the storyline? For example, I was watching Space Nuts, the hilarious comedy (winner of the Adult Video News Awards prestigious Best Sex Comedy award) and couldn't help but be fascinated with the Good vs. Evil undertone between Buzz Starfokker and the Evil Overlord.

this has to be a lie. no one watches porn for stories. it just can't be done.

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joabos
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

I like how thei're always rubbish to make up for the sex, i remember that the only porno movie i saw was about some people on a spaceship that wanted to know each other more. LOLWUT.

Videogames are my favorite videogames

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cHunter
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:48 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 1/13/09 11:47 PM, zalecot wrote: i'm sorry but "Lord of the cock : The felowship of the pussy" has to be the best porn video ever
Midgets fucking 7 foot tall women, can't beat that.

Oh dear me, now I have to see this movie!

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joabos
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 13, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:54 PM, zalecot wrote:
At 1/13/09 11:50 PM, cHunter wrote:
At 1/13/09 11:47 PM, zalecot wrote: i'm sorry but "Lord of the cock : The felowship of the pussy" has to be the best porn video ever
Oooh, I never heard of that one. The name reminds me of Lord of the G-String: The Femaleship of the String, but that movie was fairly shotty. The 3D animation was simply garbage when compared to masterpieces such as the Porn Wars Trilogy and the story line was terrible. A magical g-string? Oh wow, that's cool. I'll take lightsaber fights any day over the lame sword fights in that movie.
have you heard about it's two sequels "The twin dicks" and "return of the asses"-the all anal final chapter
very good special affects- and unparalleled acting

if ya know what i mean

Let's talk about some REAL movies, shall we? Anyway, i also saw "Edward Penisfingers" about a guy who buys dildos and puts them on his fingers. He then starts fisting girls, and that's just about all of the story. :O

Videogames are my favorite videogames

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cHunter
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:59 PM, joabos wrote: Let's talk about some REAL movies, shall we? Anyway, i also saw "Edward Penisfingers" about a guy who buys dildos and puts them on his fingers. He then starts fisting girls, and that's just about all of the story. :O

Oh my, so you're saying it focuses more as a character study rather than a story? How exciting! I must put this on my "to watch" list.

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TheWolfe
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

I hate story lines, because they usually fail to deliver.

RAWR.

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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

I once seen a clip of a porn paradizing 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' with Freddy Kruger having a glove with 5 dildos on it

I lol'd
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Battosai810
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

Lord of the G-Strings and Kinky Kong were both in that general category. They had stories and attempted humor, but were just typical Skinemax fare.

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Shawn
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

Insatiable

/thread.

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Gagsy
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

Oh my god, that XXX pirate porn had me in fucking tears of laughter. Just a classic.

[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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joabos
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/14/09 01:09 AM, Gagsy wrote: Oh my god, that XXX pirate porn had me in fucking tears of laughter. Just a classic.

Tell me more. This seems nice.

Videogames are my favorite videogames

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P-51
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

porn with stories in them bore me. some hot scissor action will do just fine without knowing who the bitches are or why they're scissoring.

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Shawn
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/14/09 12:59 AM, Shawn wrote: Insatiable

/thread.

Oops forgot linky

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Gagsy
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/14/09 01:11 AM, joabos wrote:
Tell me more. This seems nice.

Watch, if it's the last thing you do.

[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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joabos
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/14/09 01:20 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/14/09 01:11 AM, joabos wrote:
Tell me more. This seems nice.
Watch, if it's the last thing you do.

Seems that it has good quality, unlike most porn movies.

Videogames are my favorite videogames

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Gagsy
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/14/09 01:24 AM, joabos wrote:
Seems that it has good quality, unlike most porn movies.

The good quality is part of the reason why it's lol.

[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:59 PM, joabos wrote: Let's talk about some REAL movies, shall we? Anyway, i also saw "Edward Penisfingers" about a guy who buys dildos and puts them on his fingers. He then starts fisting girls, and that's just about all of the story. :O

fuck, i saw that, it was terrifying

"when i'm good, i'm good...but when i'm bad, i'm better."

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Obvious-M
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

I seen a edward penishands and he just has giant penis's for hands and he fists everyone.

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Randominator
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:45 PM, cHunter wrote: So, NG, the question is, what adult entertainment videos do you watch for the stories?

Bible Black series 1+2, Princess 69, Night Shift Nurses, Dark Love, Taimanin Asagi, Viper GTS and Angel Blade. I don't get off on hentai but these OVAs are morbidly fascinating...

down on the upside

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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

i'd have to go with "shaving ryan's privates" probably the best one ever made

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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

lucky you,

im watching cumming of age- barely legal right now... wow it sucks.
but it is fucking hot,

channle 214 for you ppl with pervert parents who pay for this shit.

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Shyheart
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

That guy looks like his face is molded out of plastic or some shit.

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qu3muchach0
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

this thread is more awkward than a pornographic plot... i watch porn so i can wank.

so i says to the barkeep, "that's no dog, that's my wife!"

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Rooster
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

I seen one once called "whore of the rings" Or something close to that. The ring was a dildo... Go figure, and some chick had it, and the smeagal character had a dick nose.
I fucking loved it.

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DevourerJay
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

At 1/13/09 11:45 PM, cHunter wrote: Have you ever been watching a pornographic film and been intrigued by the storyline?

uh.... NO!... please return manhood at the door.. .

DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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AppleCanuk
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Response to I Watch Pornography For The Stories Jan 14, 2009

I've actually had to stop watching because I thought the film was too stupid and corny.

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