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At 12/26/08 02:31 PM, PRINNYKLONOADOOD91 wrote: been with my gf about six years now, and we never had
sex. not once. i never took much of an interest personally. anyway she tells me shes fed up and wants me to give her sexual pleasure. Guys, what do your girlfriends like? and girls, what tickles your fancy? Need help, shes like a frickin` tiger in here and wants it tonight at 9 pm.
Sounds like a buttsex moment!
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At 12/26/08 04:21 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: No matter how much you want sex you should wait until your married.
Pregnancy and STD's are not worth risking.
well, I think it could be, but they do have things to...y'know, prevent that sort of stuff.
And what is marriage but a human idea?
sex is something that everything does, regardless of the ring on their finger.
well there is no doubt that he is an alt, no age, gender etc. and he's asking a random site for advice, let alone ng. who gave you the advice to ask newgrounds for advice related to sex?
well before you do anyhting your gonna have to get her ready. For me personally anything that gives me chills of goosebumps is a good way to start (running your fingertips over her body or around the area of intrest)